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Everybody’s Talking | Quotable Quotes | Trivia | What’s Happening | Your Weekly Horoscope | Did You Know? | On the Lighter Side
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Vol. 1 No. 8:05 August 5, 2024
Everybody’s Talking
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Golfing feat: Most golfers enjoy this game without ever getting a hole-in-one in their lifetime. Not so for American Rick Akin of Houston, Texas, who has managed to land six of these elusive shots. Akins likes to golf at Quail Valley Golf Course in Texas and has landed all his holes-in-one there. Recently, the senior golfer did something especially amazing; he got two holes-in-one in the same game. That is quite a feat, considering there is only a 1 in 67 million chance that anyone will accomplish this. Akin was using the same ball for both holes, so perhaps he’ll tuck it away for posterity.
Where did it go? That was the question the 34 people who live in the Canadian town of Atwater, Saskatchewan asked when they learned that their hamlet had disappeared from the latest Statistics Canada census figures. Their hometown had been listed as “abandoned” – a term local folks definitely did not appreciate. Brenda Rausch and her husband own the automotive garage in Atwater and she wondered how the town could cease to exist, especially when she and her neighbours are alive and well. She says the townspeople still pay their taxes and light bills, so they thought it was a joke. A spokesperson for Census Canada indicated that the designation would be reviewed.
Found it on eBay: As a young man, Robert Russell bought a sports car for $3,000. Over 40 years ago, Russell, who now lives in the state of Texas, was proud of his 1967 Austin Healey. Unfortunately, this prized possession was stolen and he never saw it again – until recently, that is. Russell could not believe his eyes when he noticed his stolen car listed on eBay, and it was for sale! He checked the vehicle identification number, and sure enough, it was a match. The Los Angeles County Sheriff’s Department helped him to recover his stolen property, much to Russell’s delight. The car is now worth as much as $23,000.
Unusual art: Japanese artist Yayoi Kusama has been called the “Princess of Polka Dots.” Now in her 80s, she still focuses on polka dots in her art and is considered one of Japan’s greatest living artists. Recently, she created a unique work of art at the Queensland Gallery of Modern Art in Brisbane, Australia, by decorating a room like an apartment and painting everything in it white. Then, she invited children to decorate the space with thousands of brightly coloured sticker dots. Every square inch of the room quickly filled up. Kusama calls her work “Obliteration Room” and explains that it was her way to get children involved with an art gallery.
Quotable Quotes
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“The arrogance of the present is to forget the intelligence of the past.”
– Ken Burns“All that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.”
– Lewis Carroll“One machine can do the work of 50 ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.”
– Elbert Hubbard
Trivia
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- Which pilot was the first to achieve supersonic flight?
- What is the longest muscle in the human body?
- What is ‘fool’s gold’?
- In which sport might you see a Fosbury Flop?
- What do Korean math students count on using a system called Chisanbop?
▼ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! ▼
What’s Happening
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July 2024
Red Deer
Collicutt Walk & Talk
Date & Time: Thursday, August 1, 9:30 to 10 a.m.
Location: Meet at the Collicutt Library location
Details: Get off the track, get outside, and join us for fresh air, fitness, and friends as we walk the neighborhood with library staff and make new friends. The program runs weather permitting.
For More Information: Visit the Red Deer Public Library website for full details.
Auditions for Red Deer Children’s Choir
Date & Time: Starting September 18, rehearsals on Wednesdays from 4:15 to 5:15 p.m.
Location: Red Deer
Details: Children in Grades 2-5 are encouraged to audition to be part of the award-winning Red Deer Children’s Choir. The choir runs through until the beginning of May. It is $40 for the entire year, thanks to our benefactor Musicplay Online.
For More Information: Email Director Annette Bradley at [email protected] to set up an audition time ahead of September 18 or with any inquiries.
Seniors’ Dance
Date & Time: Every Wednesday, 7 p.m.
Location: Red Deer Legion Branch #35
Details: Join the fun at the seniors’ dance.
For More Information: Visit the Red Deer Legion website.
Lacombe
Junior Naturalist Day Camp
Date & Time: August 2, 9 a.m. to 3 p.m.
Location: Ellis Nature Centre
Details: Join us for a day of outdoor fun and learning at the Junior Naturalist Day Camp! This hands-on camp will focus on exploring nature and nature art. Open to children aged 7-12, with a camp fee of $30 per child.
For More Information: Please call 403.885.4477 or email [email protected].
Try-It Program
Date & Time: Every Thursday from 6 to 8 p.m.
Location: City of Lacombe Kinsmen Aquatic Centre
Details: Dive into summer fun with activities ranging from the Junior Lifeguard Club to Water Baseball. Learn lifesaving skills, improve your strokes, or just have a ball in the pool!
For More Information: Sessions cost $6 per person or $15.50 for the whole family. Register today at this link or call 403.782.1278.
Senior Drop-in Bowling
Date & Time: Every Tuesday and Friday at 10 a.m.
Location: Ambassador Bowling Centre, 5020 – 50 Street, Lacombe
Details: Seniors (50+) are invited to stop by for fun. $10 fee includes two games of bowling, shoe rental, coffee/tea, and snacks.
For More Information: Call 403.309.6387
Music in the Park
Date & Time: Every Wednesday at 6:30 p.m.
Location: Echo Stage, Lacombe Memorial Centre
Details: Enjoy performances by Blueprint on July 10 and Misery Mountain Boys on July 17. Bring your lawn chairs or picnic blankets for a great atmosphere and wonderful entertainment!
For More Information: Visit lacombepac.com.
Blacksmith Workshop Series
Date & Time: Ongoing in 2024
Location: Lacombe Museum
Details: The Blacksmith Workshop Series is back for 2024!
For More Information: Email [email protected] or call 403.782.3933.
Sylvan Lake
Sylvan Lake Municipal Library Summer Program
Date & Time: July 2 through August 24
Location: Sylvan Lake Municipal Library
Details: Join us at the Library this summer for challenges, crafts, games, and prizes!
For More Information: Visit the Library’s Facebook page or website for complete programming details.
Sylvan Lake Municipal Library Book-to-Movie Club
Date & Time: July 31, 6:30 p.m.
Location: Lakeshore Café
Details: Join us to discuss The Devil Wears Prada, based on the book by Lauren Weisberger. Haven’t read or watched it yet? Grab a copy at the Library – we bring in extras!
For More Information: Visit the Sylvan Lake Municipal Library website for full details.
Jaws at the Lake
Date & Time: Saturday, August 10
Location: Lakefront Park
Details: Consider yourself invited to this classic event where a water-themed summer movie will be played on a dual-sided movie screen for guests to enjoy from out on the lake and in our beautiful Lakefront Park.
For More Information: Visit the Town website for full details.
Your Weekly Horoscope
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Leo winners with the luckiest number being 20.
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Aries (March 21 - April 20)
Take the initiative on issues about your personal affairs. Some compatible activities to enjoy with your mate could bring you much closer together.
Lucky numbers: 7, 27, 29, 31, 36, 47.
Gemini (May 22 - June 21)
Nurturing others can ease your own grief. Address their personal issues. Your sensitivity could help soften the pain of what they are dealing with.
Lucky numbers: 23, 29, 33, 34, 43, 44.
Taurus (April 21 - May 21)
Social gatherings and personal relationships might be needed right now. Your mood and attitude may tend toward peacemaking and your need for love and approval is important.
Lucky numbers: 9, 14, 25, 28, 34, 39.
Cancer (June 22 - July 23)
Events which occur may focus on unresolved issues in your relationships. Review the past to help you find unhealthy patterns that are not worth repeating.
Lucky numbers: 1, 7, 13, 24, 33, 42.
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)
Relieve your feelings of guilt by taking the necessary steps to meet your needs. Your health may require a physical outlet in order to regenerate your passion for life.
Lucky numbers: 20, 23, 32, 34, 37, 45.
Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)
Strategies you develop now may influence you for a long time to come. It could be time to make long-range plans for the years ahead.
Lucky numbers: 4, 16, 22, 23, 30, 35.
Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)
You could see things from a different perspective and, in turn, make good mental progress. It’s not easy to keep yourself grounded while dealing with new issues.
Lucky numbers: 24, 27, 32, 37, 43, 44.
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Noticing the beauty around you may inspire you to rearrange your own décor. Discuss your needs and desires with loved ones and perhaps they will be met with approval.
Lucky numbers: 5, 17, 21, 25, 32, 34.
Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)
You may like to do things your own way. It’s possible that you can turn original ideas into something more concrete. Focus on those you are passionate about and you just may be able to make it work.
Lucky numbers: 6, 15, 23, 27, 29, 45.
Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)
This could be a good time for entertaining with family members. Others may admire and count on your dependability. You’re sure to enjoy the attention you receive.
Lucky numbers: 3, 14, 24, 27, 29, 31.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)
Perhaps you are not in the mood for idle chit-chat and are more concerned with life’s issues. This may be the time to take relationships very seriously.
Lucky numbers: 17, 28, 30, 34, 37, 47.
Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)
You may feel that the tempo of your life seems to be accelerating. Now might be the right time to follow your intuition and perhaps make changes in your daily routine.
Lucky numbers: 25, 27, 32, 35, 38, 42.
Did you Know?
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Sleep cycles: People who switch between night and day shifts in their jobs often end up sleep deprived. To sleep better during the day, it is advised to keep the bedroom cool and dark. To stay awake at night, try using a bright light to simulate sunlight.
Fashion information: Those who don’t sew or follow fashion trends may not know that the word peplum refers to a short section of material that is affixed to a jacket, blouse or dress at the waistline. A prime example can be found on Cinderella’s famous ball gown.
Tick features: Wood ticks feed on animals using the hypostome structure in their mouths. Another special body part they have is the scutum, which is a shield protecting their outer body. The scutum is the reason it is so difficult to crush a tick.
Compassionate actress: The late actress, Elizabeth Taylor, started The Elizabeth Taylor Aids Foundation in 1991 for people living with AIDS. Among the many movies she starred in during her screen career, were “Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf” and “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.”
On the Lighter Side
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Before they decide what kind of lumber to use on a house, carpenters usually get together and have a board meeting.
Mom: “Don’t be afraid of the dog, honey. He barks a lot, but see how he’s wagging his tail?”
Susie: “But, Mommy, I don’t know which end to believe!”
How can you tell if you have a slow dog? He brings you yesterday’s newspaper.
Seamstress: a real material girl.
Sign at Acme Shoelace Company: We Are Truly Fit To Be Tied.
Jockey: “My racehorse is named Flea Bag.”
Bettor: “Has he won many races?”
Jockey: “Nah! He just keeps getting scratched.”
What’s the difference between a counterfeit bill and an irate rabbit? One’s bad money; the other’s a mad bunny.
Trivia answers:
1. Lentils
2. Otoscope
3. Arizona
4. Wrinkles
5. Square Dance
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