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Mar 30th, 2026
Table of Contents
Everybody’s Talking | Quotable Quotes | Trivia | What’s Happening | Your Weekly Horoscope | Did You Know? | On the Lighter Side
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Vol. 3 No. 03:30 Mar 30th, 2026
Everybody’s Talking
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Quotable Quotes
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“Regret is an appalling waste of energy; you can’t build on it; it’s only good for wallowing in.”
Katherine Mansfield
“It takes less time to do a thing right than it does to explain why you did it wrong.”
Henry W. Longfellow
Trivia
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- Which French sculptor created The Statue of Liberty?
- What is the longest bone in the human body?
- Vulcanology is the study of what?
- Tinnitus affects which of the senses?
- In the game of golf, two strokes under par on a hole is called what?
▼ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! ▼
Your Weekly Horoscope
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Aquarius winners with the luckiest number being 7.
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Aries (March 21 - April 20)

You may be inclined to use your charm, gentle coaxing and loving persuasion, rather than your usual direct, forceful methods to get what you want.
Lucky Numbers: 24, 29, 33, 36, 45, 46.
Gemini (May 22 - June 21)

Contentment and harmony could prevail in your personal relationships. You may need to relax and indulge in your fun, pleasure-loving side.
Lucky Numbers: 11, 28, 36, 41, 43, 48.
Taurus (April 21 - May 21)

Your romantic imagination could be very strong. You may be more willing to speculate whether dreams or feelings of compassion and oneness with others will happen.
Lucky Numbers: 12, 20, 21, 33, 35, 37.
Cancer (June 22 - July 23)

The world of imagination, fantasy, and entertainment could appeal to you. As well, your psychic sensitivity and intuition may seem heightened.
Lucky Numbers: 31, 33, 36, 41, 45, 49.
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)

This could be a very productive time for you. Exchange and negotiate your opinions with others or present members of your profession with fresh ideas.
Lucky Numbers: 17, 24, 29, 31, 32, 41.
Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

If you’re inclined to take charge or assume a leadership role, a side of you which is usually hidden or in the background will likely emerge.
Lucky Numbers: 5, 8, 10, 43, 47, 48.
Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)

Your ability to understand abstract ideas and grow intellectually may seem very strong. Studying new concepts or anything that broadens your world is always helpful in giving you new perspectives.
Lucky Numbers: 3, 4, 12, 24, 27, 28.
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

Your interest in promoting harmony will be noticed. Others may respond to your creative self-expression and might be willing to accept your ideas.
Lucky Numbers: 23, 26, 29, 37, 40, 44.
Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

By striking out on your own and asserting your personal spirit, you may be able to achieve immediate goals without much trouble.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 20, 23, 31, 36, 42.
Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

You may feel out of step with your workmates. Don’t force issues. Relationships, especially professional ones, need communication to foster good listening.
Lucky Numbers: 2, 7, 15, 17, 22, 24.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

You may tend to make up your mind very quickly and decisively. Translate your ideas into action, especially if you brainstorm with others.
Lucky Numbers: 15, 28, 36, 37, 43, 46.
Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)

Your creative juices may get a boost, resulting in work that is especially satisfying and successful. Search to find the answers you’re looking for.
Lucky Numbers: 31, 34, 45, 46, 48, 49.
Did you Know?
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Food as fuel: Dragonflies use 100 times more energy when they are flying compared to when they are resting. In order to get all that energy, they have to eat 20 percent of their body weight each day.
In orbit: Of the approximately 6,600 man-made satellites ever launched into space, only about 1000 are operational, while 3,600 remain in orbit, but are not working. The rest are termed space junk.
Big bucks: A painting by American artist Andy Warhol titled “Silver Car Crash (Double Disaster)” brought in $105 million at an auction in New York (US). Warhol, who died in 1987, was well-known for his Pop art.
Curing olives: Because they taste bitter, olives usually are not eaten right off the tree. Instead, they must first be cured. Curing methods vary, and brine, red wine vinegar, or oil is sometimes used. Some olives are sun cured, while others are dry cured using salt.
Long life: Queen bees have the ability to lay about 1,500 eggs per day. They also enjoy a much longer life than worker bees. The lifespan of a queen bee is four to seven years, while a worker bee only lives about 45 days.
On the Lighter Side
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Why do people dip their bread into melted cheese?
Because it’s fonduing it!
Dan: “That canoe gives me nothing but trouble.”
Sam: “Your canoe sounds more like a woe boat to me!”
Seek out the road to success, but don’t be surprised if you find it’s still under construction.
It’s not how far you fall, but how high you bounce!
Why did the computer need a doctor’s appointment?
Because it had a virus.
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