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Mar 30th, 2026

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Vol. 3 No. 03:30 Mar 30th, 2026

Everybody’s Talking

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Cold dip: Quinn Barabash of Terrace, British Columbia (CAN) took on a crazy, cold weather challenge by taking a cold dip in an ice-covered lake. However, to get to the water, he had to shovel a metre (three feet) of snow to expose the ice. Then, he used an auger to drill through the ice, which was half a metre (18 inches) thick. But that’s not the worst of it. He did this wearing only a pair of cut-off shorts and a fur hat. Once the opening was made, he took his dip. It only lasted a few seconds, and he came out shivering, but triumphant! The entire event was captured on video.

Lost car: Some of those big box store parking lots can seem vast as there can be rows and rows of cars belonging to all those fellow shoppers. So, it’s not all that unusual for people to “lose” their car in the lot, especially if they haven’t taken note of its location. However, a man from Coconut Grove, Northern Territory (AUS) was sure he knew where he’d parked his car but, when it wasn’t there upon his return from shopping, he called police to report it stolen. However, the car had not been stolen, the man really had forgotten where he’d parked. Luckily, the police officer on the case had a sense of humour.

Burgermania: The owners of a restaurant in Preston, Lancashire, England, pulled quite a stunt when they created a very tall, very filling burger. John Clarkson and his wife, Corrine, built the tower of food, which was made up of ten cheeseburgers, but that is not all! It also contained other types of British comfort food, such as pork pies and black pudding, that were wrapped in ground beef – almost 12 pounds of it. The 30,000 calorie tower of burgers measured 5 ft. 4 inches high. However, the burger tower was not on display for long because staff members and customers couldn’t resist sharing the bounty.

Escape attempt: An inmate at the HMP Bedford Prison in Bedfordshire, England used his skill at carving in an attempt to break out of the jail. Using a bar of soap as raw material, he carved a fake handgun. It is thought that he was planning to use the fake gun to aim at guards during an escape. Unfortunately for the inmate, the carved soap was discovered before he had a chance to paint it and ultimately use it in his run for freedom. The inmate knew of another instance where a fake carved gun had worked years ago. John Dillinger escaped from an American prison in the 1930s using a gun carved from wood.

Quotable Quotes

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“Regret is an appalling waste of energy; you can’t build on it; it’s only good for wallowing in.”
Katherine Mansfield
“It takes less time to do a thing right than it does to explain why you did it wrong.”
Henry W. Longfellow

Trivia

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  1. Which French sculptor created The Statue of Liberty?
  2. What is the longest bone in the human body?
  3. Vulcanology is the study of what?
  4. Tinnitus affects which of the senses?
  5. In the game of golf, two strokes under par on a hole is called what?

▼ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! ▼

What’s Happening

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April 2026

Red Deer North

The Rule of Law – What’s Happening in Alberta?
Date & Time: April 14, 6:00–7:30 p.m.
Location: Red Deer Main Public Library – Snell Auditorium
Details: Legal panel discussion hosted by the Council of Canadians (Red Deer Chapter). $5 donation encouraged.
For More Information: Email [email protected]

Giant Used Book Sale
Date & Time: April 24 (10:00 a.m.–7:00 p.m.) & April 25 (9:00 a.m.–4:00 p.m.)
Location: Sacred Heart Church Library, 5508-48A Avenue, Red Deer
Details: Books, DVDs, and puzzles for all ages. Nothing over $2.
For More Information: Call 403.872.7960


Sylvan Lake, Gasoline Alley, Springbrook & Penhold

The Big Squeeze (formerly Lemonade Day)
Date & Time: June 13 (Registration deadline: April 13)
Location: Sylvan Lake
Details: Hands-on program for kids to learn how to start and run a small business through a lemonade stand.
For More Information: Visit sylvanlake.ca/thebigsqueeze

Mystery Book Club
Date & Time: Monday, April 13, 6:30–8:00 p.m.
Location: Sylvan Lake Municipal Library
Details: Discussion of The Heron’s Cry by Ann Cleeves. New members welcome; refreshments provided.
For More Information: Visit library website


Lacombe, Blackfalds, Bentley & Rimbey (April 6 Edition)

Readers’ Retreat
Date & Time: Friday, April 10, 6:00–9:00 p.m.
Location: Mary C. Moore Public Library
Details: Quiet reading evening with tea and cookies. RSVP required.
For More Information: Email [email protected]

Beaverhill Bird Observatory Presentation
Date & Time: Saturday, April 11, 12:00 p.m. & 3:00 p.m.
Location: Ellis Nature Centre
Details: Learn about bird diversity, flight adaptations, and meet an educational bird. Limited to 40 attendees.
For More Information: Visit ellisnaturecentre.ca

Your Weekly Horoscope

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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Aquarius winners with the luckiest number being 7.

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Aries (March 21 - April 20)

You may be inclined to use your charm, gentle coaxing and loving persuasion, rather than your usual direct, forceful methods to get what you want.

Lucky Numbers: 24, 29, 33, 36, 45, 46.

Gemini (May 22 - June 21)

Contentment and harmony could prevail in your personal relationships. You may need to relax and indulge in your fun, pleasure-loving side.

Lucky Numbers: 11, 28, 36, 41, 43, 48.

Taurus (April 21 - May 21)

Your romantic imagination could be very strong. You may be more willing to speculate whether dreams or feelings of compassion and oneness with others will happen.

Lucky Numbers: 12, 20, 21, 33, 35, 37.

Cancer (June 22 - July 23)

The world of imagination, fantasy, and entertainment could appeal to you. As well, your psychic sensitivity and intuition may seem heightened.

Lucky Numbers: 31, 33, 36, 41, 45, 49.

Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)

This could be a very productive time for you. Exchange and negotiate your opinions with others or present members of your profession with fresh ideas.

Lucky Numbers: 17, 24, 29, 31, 32, 41.

Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

If you’re inclined to take charge or assume a leadership role, a side of you which is usually hidden or in the background will likely emerge.

Lucky Numbers: 5, 8, 10, 43, 47, 48.

Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)

Your ability to understand abstract ideas and grow intellectually may seem very strong. Studying new concepts or anything that broadens your world is always helpful in giving you new perspectives.

Lucky Numbers: 3, 4, 12, 24, 27, 28.

Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

Your interest in promoting harmony will be noticed. Others may respond to your creative self-expression and might be willing to accept your ideas.

Lucky Numbers: 23, 26, 29, 37, 40, 44.

Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

By striking out on your own and asserting your personal spirit, you may be able to achieve immediate goals without much trouble.

Lucky Numbers: 1, 20, 23, 31, 36, 42.

Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

You may feel out of step with your workmates. Don’t force issues. Relationships, especially professional ones, need communication to foster good listening.

Lucky Numbers: 2, 7, 15, 17, 22, 24.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

You may tend to make up your mind very quickly and decisively. Translate your ideas into action, especially if you brainstorm with others.

Lucky Numbers: 15, 28, 36, 37, 43, 46.

Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)

Your creative juices may get a boost, resulting in work that is especially satisfying and successful. Search to find the answers you’re looking for.

Lucky Numbers: 31, 34, 45, 46, 48, 49.

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Did you Know?

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Food as fuel: Dragonflies use 100 times more energy when they are flying compared to when they are resting. In order to get all that energy, they have to eat 20 percent of their body weight each day.

In orbit: Of the approximately 6,600 man-made satellites ever launched into space, only about 1000 are operational, while 3,600 remain in orbit, but are not working. The rest are termed space junk.

Big bucks: A painting by American artist Andy Warhol titled “Silver Car Crash (Double Disaster)” brought in $105 million at an auction in New York (US). Warhol, who died in 1987, was well-known for his Pop art.

Curing olives: Because they taste bitter, olives usually are not eaten right off the tree. Instead, they must first be cured. Curing methods vary, and brine, red wine vinegar, or oil is sometimes used. Some olives are sun cured, while others are dry cured using salt.

Long life: Queen bees have the ability to lay about 1,500 eggs per day. They also enjoy a much longer life than worker bees. The lifespan of a queen bee is four to seven years, while a worker bee only lives about 45 days.

On the Lighter Side

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Why do people dip their bread into melted cheese?
Because it’s fonduing it!

Dan: “That canoe gives me nothing but trouble.”
Sam: “Your canoe sounds more like a woe boat to me!”

Seek out the road to success, but don’t be surprised if you find it’s still under construction.

It’s not how far you fall, but how high you bounce!

Why did the computer need a doctor’s appointment?
Because it had a virus.

Trivia answers:

  1. F. A. Bartholdi
  2. Femur (thigh bone)
  3. Volcanoes
  4. Hearing
  5. Eagle

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Please note this issue was published sometime over the past 10 years. Jokes, Trivia, Stories and Quotes may be time specific or reference maybe made to events which are no longer relevant.

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