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May 11, 2026

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Vol. 3 No. 05:11 May 11th, 2026

Everybody’s Talking

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Royal kitties: The Forbidden City in Beijing, China, was once the royal home of many a Chinese emperor. Today, it is known as the Palace Museum and, believe it or not, it is kept clean by an army of stray cats that keep the mice and rodent population down. The strays living there are captured, neutered and vaccinated and then they are released. Nearly 200 cats live there full time. One museum official claims that many of the cats may even be descendants of some pets of royalty who once lived there. But, of course, one can’t be sure about that.

Shackled sheep: It might be necessary to confine a pet dog who attempts to run away, but a lady from Shepton Mallet in Somerset, England, had to chain up her sheep. However, the sheep can’t run away because they are made of stone. Sandra Bryant started out with five of the interesting garden ornaments, but now has only three left because robbers stole two. She thinks that must have been quite a difficult undertaking because the stone sheep are quite heavy. She hopes not to lose any more of her precious flock.

Cat toys: Cat lovers may notice that their felines love to be around boxes, no matter what the size, and there is a reason for this. Being enclosed in a box makes the cat feel safe. As well, boxes are good hiding places for the cat to be watchful while remaining unseen by prey or by their human friends. Some animal behaviourists recommend that cat owners have boxes of different sizes placed in areas of the house and it’s an inexpensive way to provide places for the pet to play or to sleep. Make holes in the boxes so kitty can see out and leave a cat toy or two inside for stimulation.

Rolling around: There are good dads and then there are REALLY good dads. Will Pemble of San Francisco, California (US) is one of the latter. With his own hands he created a 180 ft.-long roller coaster in his large back yard because his young son, Lyle, asked him to. The pair always enjoy their trips to amusement parks and Lyle wondered why they couldn’t have their own roller coaster. After working on the do-it-yourself project for over 300 hours and spending $3,500 on materials, the dream became a reality. Pemble plans to continue adding more track, calling it a work in progress.

Quotable Quotes

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“We all need a daily check up from the neck up to avoid stinkin’ thinkin’ which ultimately leads to hardening of the attitudes.” – Zig Ziglar
“The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt in the heart.” – Helen Keller

Trivia

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  1. Who plays the role of Austin Powers in the Austin Powers movies?
  2. Traditionally, what type of grated cheese is sprinkled on spaghetti?
  3. In the “Peanuts” comic strip, what breed of dog is Snoopy?
  4. An Arabian camel has two humps – True or False?
  5. Who said: “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.”?

▼ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! ▼

What’s Happening

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May 2026

Red Deer North & Red Deer South

CA Humane DOG Hero 5K Run/Walk
Date & Time: Saturday, May 23, 9:00 a.m. & 11:30 a.m. start times
Location: Canyon Ski Resort
Details: Outdoor, dog-friendly community event supporting the Central Alberta Humane Society. Registration is $40 per person plus dog. Parking is $10.
For More Information: Visit cahumane.com

50th Anniversary Concert of the Red Deer Chamber Singers
Date & Time: Sunday, May 24, 3:00–5:00 p.m.
Location: Gaetz Memorial United Church, Red Deer
Details: Celebrate the 50th anniversary of the Red Deer Chamber Singers. Tickets are $20.
For More Information: Call 587.679.5419


Sylvan Lake, Gasoline Alley, Springbrook & Penhold

50 (Centennial) Street Redevelopment Open House
Date & Time: Thursday, May 21, 4:00–8:30 p.m.
Location: Party Chef, Sylvan Lake
Details: Residents and business owners are invited to learn about Phase 2 of the Centennial Street Redevelopment Project and provide feedback.
For More Information: Visit engage.sylvanlake.ca

Hot Tub Book Club
Date & Time: Thursday, May 21, 8:00–9:00 p.m.
Location: NexSource Centre Hot Tub, Sylvan Lake
Details: Relax in the hot tub while discussing Butcher & Blackbird by Brynne Weaver. Pick up a copy from the library in advance.
For More Information: Visit the Sylvan Lake Municipal Library website


Lacombe, Blackfalds, Bentley & Rimbey

Guided Birding and Book Presentation with Gavin McKinnon and Dave Scott
Date & Time: Saturday, May 23, guided birding 8:00–10:00 a.m.; presentation 11:00 a.m.–12:00 p.m.
Location: Ellis Nature Centre
Details: Join Alberta birding experts for a guided session and educational presentation. Suitable for experienced birders and beginners alike.
For More Information: Visit ellisnaturecentre.ca/bookandbirdwithgavin

Nailed It! Paint Night
Date & Time: Friday, May 29, 6:30–9:00 p.m.
Location: Mary C. Moore Public Library
Details: Enjoy a fun evening of painting and entertainment. Cost is $15 per person.
For More Information: Call 403.782.3433 or email [email protected]

Your Weekly Horoscope

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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Cancer winners with the luckiest number being 8.

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Aries (March 21 - April 20)

Significant opportunities could result in making good connections. Meetings or chance encounters may enable you to exchange crucial information. Lucky Numbers: 16, 24, 36, 37, 43, 49

Gemini (May 22 - June 21)

The world of imagination, art, music or mysticism may appeal to you now. Your talents in any of these areas could be creative and fruitful for you. Lucky Numbers: 29, 31, 33, 38, 40, 42

Taurus (April 21 - May 21)

Reflect on your personal life and your overall direction. Make good decisions regarding your home or your family life. Lucky Numbers: 21, 22, 30, 34, 41, 45

Cancer (June 22 - July 23)

If you feel optimistic and hopeful, communicate your enthusiasm. You may see connections and possibilities you may have overlooked before. Lucky Numbers: 2, 8, 28, 29, 38, 45

Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)

If you feel hospitable and loving and have a need to share comfort and affection with friends and family, a get-together or party may be in order. Lucky Numbers: 1, 4, 9, 20, 22, 32

Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

Perhaps you need to take a more relaxed and creative approach. Take the time to enjoy a hobby or favourite activity. Lucky Numbers: 5, 35, 36, 39, 46, 48

Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)

Confidence and inner harmony may prevail. Move forward with those important projects and be happy with the life you lead. Lucky Numbers: 7, 8, 19, 27, 38, 44

Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

You may feel a need to be with people and share your talents. You could receive appreciation in a positive response, providing you with a great opportunity. Lucky Numbers: 6, 32, 37, 43, 44, 46

Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

Be alert and on your toes. Your pace could likely accelerate. Be willing to meet others halfway in order to make connections. Lucky Numbers: 3, 14, 24, 29, 40, 45

Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

Be receptive to new ideas and you may see your life in a clearer light. Take stock of your direction and make any changes that need to be made. Lucky Numbers: 15, 17, 26, 31, 37, 43

Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

Your focus and concentration may be sharp right now. Take the time to tend to practical details. It may help you to be more stable and secure. Lucky Numbers: 12, 23, 36, 39, 45, 46

Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)

Your physical and mental energy could be very high. Enjoy vigorous activities, but be careful not to over exert yourself. Go at your own pace. Lucky Numbers: 9, 19, 23, 34, 38, 40

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Did you Know?

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Interesting dish: There is a dish common in South Africa called bunny chow. It is a hollowed out loaf of bread that the cook fills with an Indian curry of lamb, chicken or beans.

Big boot: From a bird’s-eye view, the country of Italy is shaped like that of a boot sticking out into the Mediterranean Sea. The country also has a number of islands, the largest of which are Sicily and Sardinia, both located west of the mainland.

Spicy goodness: There is an interesting ground seasoning blend that originates in Egypt called dukkah. Depending on the recipe, ingredients may include coriander, peppercorns, cumin, fennel, pistachio nuts and sesame seeds.

Two birthdays: Queen Elizabeth II of England celebrates her birthday twice. On the real date of her birth, April 21, a family gathering takes place. In June, the Trooping the Colour parade is included as part of a public celebration to mark the Queen’s special day.

On the Lighter Side

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What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies.

Little country boy to little city boy: “What do you know about cows? You don’t even know if that’s a Jersey cow.”
Little city boy: “I don’t know from here ’cause I can’t see its licence.”

At what time of day was Adam created?
A little before Eve.

Susie: “Daddy, there’s a mosquito in my bedroom!”
Daddy: “How do you know, did it bite you?”
Susie: “No, but I can hear its propeller.”

Why was Noah the greatest financier on record?
Because he kept his company afloat when the rest of the world was in liquidation.

Trivia answers:

  1. Mike Myers
  2. Parmesan
  3. Beagle
  4. False
  5. Franklin D. Roosevelt

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Please note this issue was published sometime over the past 10 years. Jokes, Trivia, Stories and Quotes may be time specific or reference maybe made to events which are no longer relevant.

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