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June 1st, 2026

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Vol. 3 No. 06:01 June 1st, 2026

Everybody’s Talking

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Abandoned town: There is a Russian ghost town called Pyramiden that is located on the island of Spitsbergen, north of Norway. This abandoned coal-mining community was originally settled by Sweden in 1910. In 1927, the Russian mining company Trust Arktikugol, bought it. However, times got tough and the mining company could not afford to keep the town going. So, it pulled its support in 1998. Today, visitors can travel to the town by boat or snowmobile. The area boasts beautiful northern scenery, including the Nordenskiöld glacier and one hotel is open for business.

Playing dead: Most people don’t want to be dead, but if they can make a lot of money pretending to be dead, they might go for it. And that is what Chuck Lamb, who lives in the state of Ohio (US) does for a living. He used to be a computer engineer, but quit that career when he and his wife, Tonya, created a few dead guy scenes, complete with fake blood, and posted them on a website. This resulted in getting Lamb jobs in the movie industry in the role of a corpse, but he makes as much as $1,500 (US) a day to do it! With his extra fair skin, Lamb doesn’t even need much make-up.

Family fun: There is an amusement park in Germany called Wunderland that could be mistaken for a nuclear power plant. Even though it was originally built as a nuclear power plant, it was never used as one. In the centre of the park is a tall, curved structure with the iconic shape of a nuclear cooling tower, but this one sports a mural of mountains. It is set up as a climbing wall and once climbers get to the top, they can ride the vertical swing inside the tower. The park has lots of other features, such as rides and cafes, making it fun for the whole family.

Moose adventure: A moose was the cause of a scare at a high school in the city of Orillia, Ontario (CAN). When students were told to remain in their classrooms, they wondered what could possibly be going on. It turned out that a two-year-old, 600-pound moose had wandered into the neighbourhood and was spotted on school property. As a safety precaution, police decided to keep the area clear of people until conservation officers could be called to deal with the situation. The moose was tranquilized and taken back to the woods, where it eventually woke up and ran off.

Quotable Quotes

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“Every great mistake has a halfway moment, a split second when it can be recalled and perhaps remedied.”
— Pearl S. Buck
“Existence is a strange bargain. Life owes us little; we owe it everything. The only true happiness comes from squandering ourselves for a purpose.”
— William Cowper

Trivia

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  1. In which country would you find The Hermitage Museum?
  2. A junket is a bad loan, government-paid trip, or smear campaign?
  3. In the Big Band era, who was known as “The King of Swing”?
  4. The symbol for copper is CP, Cu, or CPR?
  5. Who wrote “The Odyssey”?

▼ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! ▼

What’s Happening

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June 2026

Red Deer North & Red Deer South

CA Humane DOG Hero 5K Run/Walk
Date & Time: Saturday, May 23, 9:00 a.m. & 11:30 a.m. start times
Location: Canyon Ski Resort
Details: Outdoor, dog-friendly community event supporting the Central Alberta Humane Society. Registration is $40 per person plus dog. Parking is $10.
For More Information: Visit cahumane.com

50th Anniversary Concert of the Red Deer Chamber Singers
Date & Time: Sunday, May 24, 3:00–5:00 p.m.
Location: Gaetz Memorial United Church, Red Deer
Details: Celebrate the 50th anniversary of the Red Deer Chamber Singers. Tickets are $20.
For More Information: Call 587.679.5419


Sylvan Lake, Gasoline Alley, Springbrook & Penhold

50 (Centennial) Street Redevelopment Open House
Date & Time: Thursday, May 21, 4:00–8:30 p.m.
Location: Party Chef, Sylvan Lake
Details: Residents and business owners are invited to learn about Phase 2 of the Centennial Street Redevelopment Project and provide feedback.
For More Information: Visit engage.sylvanlake.ca

Hot Tub Book Club
Date & Time: Thursday, May 21, 8:00–9:00 p.m.
Location: NexSource Centre Hot Tub, Sylvan Lake
Details: Relax in the hot tub while discussing Butcher & Blackbird by Brynne Weaver. Pick up a copy from the library in advance.
For More Information: Visit the Sylvan Lake Municipal Library website


Lacombe, Blackfalds, Bentley & Rimbey

Guided Birding and Book Presentation with Gavin McKinnon and Dave Scott
Date & Time: Saturday, May 23, guided birding 8:00–10:00 a.m.; presentation 11:00 a.m.–12:00 p.m.
Location: Ellis Nature Centre
Details: Join Alberta birding experts for a guided session and educational presentation. Suitable for experienced birders and beginners alike.
For More Information: Visit ellisnaturecentre.ca/bookandbirdwithgavin

Nailed It! Paint Night
Date & Time: Friday, May 29, 6:30–9:00 p.m.
Location: Mary C. Moore Public Library
Details: Enjoy a fun evening of painting and entertainment. Cost is $15 per person.
For More Information: Call 403.782.3433 or email [email protected]

Your Weekly Horoscope

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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Pisces winners with the luckiest number being 29.

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Aries (March 21 - April 20)

You may be full of optimism and enthusiasm with new plans. Try to keep your expectations at a minimum. Beware of overexerting yourself. Lucky Numbers: 13, 14, 22, 26, 31, 43

Gemini (May 22 - June 21)

Be sympathetic and understanding to the emotional needs of others. You may be more willing to give them the benefit of the doubt. Lucky Numbers: 1, 14, 26, 27, 28, 39

Taurus (April 21 - May 21)

Use sound judgment when making important decisions. Reach out to those who can help you find your inner voice. Lucky Numbers: 2, 6, 7, 12, 20, 30

Cancer (June 22 - July 23)

Break down the old barriers and communicate your cause effectively. Use your unique, creative talents to reach a better rapport. Lucky Numbers: 7, 10, 14, 20, 45, 46

Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)

Your week could be focused on stimulating discussions regarding new and unusual ideas. The tempo of your daily routine may increase, leaving you exhausted. Lucky Numbers: 6, 18, 21, 25, 28, 32

Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

Your interactions may have a more friendly, harmonious tone. Get in touch with friends or share a pleasant time with someone close to you. Lucky Numbers: 12, 17, 21, 27, 34, 41

Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)

You may become a true peacemaker for an important cause you support. You could receive needed cooperation and a receptive attitude from your peers. Lucky Numbers: 2, 10, 12, 20, 25, 30

Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

You may be able to concentrate and focus very well. Attend to details that make your life more stable and secure. Eliminating inefficiency could be vital. Lucky Numbers: 11, 23, 43, 44, 45, 48

Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

You may feel tender and gentle toward others and want to please them. Someone in need could make you feel very happy. Count your blessings. Lucky Numbers: 27, 34, 40, 41, 43, 47

Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

You may harbour stronger feelings regarding recent professional decisions. This could enable you to have an abundance of self-confidence and be able to take on new projects easily. Lucky Numbers: 22, 24, 33, 34, 41, 42

Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

Your vitality may need more physical outlets for all that energy. Express yourself boldly and confidently and care less about the approval of others. Lucky Numbers: 5, 16, 32, 37, 38, 45

Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)

Your need to be together and share positive feelings could be very strong. Be generous with your time in order to make everyone happy. Lucky Numbers: 29, 39, 41, 44, 45, 48

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Did you Know?

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Protein alternative: Grasshoppers are full of protein and many people around the world make tasty dishes out of them. In Asia, they are often fried, while in Mexico, they are served with lime and garlic.

Devoted mom: The giant Pacific female octopus goes through a lot to have its babies. First, she lays as many as 100,000 eggs and she stays with the eggs for seven months when they hatch. The mother octopus helps the little ones get moving, and when her job is done, she dies.

Historic record: Johnny Cash, the iconic American country music singer, got his start in 1956 when the Sun Record Company produced his recording, “I Walk the Line.” The record company advertised Cash as a great talent, and the rest is history.

First book: Famous mystery writer Agatha Christie was born in 1890 to a wealthy family in Devon, England. Initially, she had trouble getting her writing into print, but finally succeeded in 1920 when “The Mysterious Affair at Styles” was published.

On the Lighter Side

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When you’re feeling tired, sleep. When you’re feeling stiff, exercise. When you’re feeling sad, smile.

How much do pirates pay for their earrings? A buccaneer.

A mother told her son that his shoes were on the wrong feet. The little boy looked perplexed and said, “But, they’re the only ones I’ve got!”

Why are calendars so busy? Because they have a date every single day!

Patient: “Doctor, Doctor, I think I’m a dog!” Doctor: “Take a seat over there.” Patient: “I can’t! I’m not allowed on the couch!”

Trivia answers:

  1. Russia (The Hermitage Museum)
  2. Government-paid trip
  3. Benny Goodman
  4. Cu
  5. Homer

This edition has been brought to you by Heritage Lanes

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Please note this issue was published sometime over the past 10 years. Jokes, Trivia, Stories and Quotes may be time specific or reference maybe made to events which are no longer relevant.

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