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June 22, 2026
Table of Contents
Everybody’s Talking | Quotable Quotes | Trivia | What’s Happening | Your Weekly Horoscope | Did You Know? | On the Lighter Side
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Everybody’s Talking
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Quotable Quotes
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“Far and away the best prize that life offers is the chance to work hard at work worth doing.”
Theodore Roosevelt
“If you stop to think about it, there are very few benefits in your life which you can take sole credit.”
Gary Smalley
Trivia
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- Silicon Valley is located in which U.S. state?
- What type of creature is called a pipistrelle?
- Retrograde means moving backward, continuous, or average?
- Actor John Wayne won his only Oscar for which movie?
- Boxer Cassius Clay became Muhammad Ali in 1961, 1963, or 1964?
▼ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! ▼
What’s Happening
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June 2026
Your Weekly Horoscope
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Cancer winners with the luckiest number being 15.
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Aries (March 21 - April 20)

You may find that you are sharp, clear and articulate in most situations. Staying idle could be difficult. A former teacher or mentor may pay you a gracious compliment. Lucky Numbers: 4, 25, 28, 30, 37, 47
Gemini (May 22 - June 21)

You may want to take a break from your usual routine. Original ideas tend to excite you and you may seek people who can offer you a different perspective. Lucky Numbers: 13, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30
Taurus (April 21 - May 21)

Fight for what you believe in, but try not to stir up more controversy than is necessary. You could be very convincing. Lucky Numbers: 6, 13, 14, 23, 31, 44
Cancer (June 22 - July 23)

Relaxation, enjoyment and pleasure may be important now. Try not to get yourself involved in activities that require a great expenditure of energy. Lucky Numbers: 9, 14, 15, 26, 28, 30
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)

You seem to know just what you want and won’t let anyone get in your way! If your physical energy is high, you may be able to accomplish much. Lucky Numbers: 1, 13, 27, 30, 38, 47
Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

Your ability to concentrate on your work may seem very good now. Your attention to detail in practical business will make your life more stable and secure. Lucky Numbers: 19, 34, 40, 42, 43, 45
Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)

You might need to schedule those social activities where diplomacy is a plus. Act as a harmonizer between those with very different viewpoints. Lucky Numbers: 11, 12, 25, 28, 29, 35
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

You may question major commitments and decisions you have made in the past. This could be a time of self-analysis about the directions you have taken. Lucky Numbers: 17, 19, 29, 34, 35, 38
Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

It might be easier now for you to talk about your feelings and to listen sensitively to others. You may be able to clear the air of any grievances from the past. Lucky Numbers: 3, 4, 6, 14, 27, 38
Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

You may be stimulated and energized by interactions with some new people. You could experience a real positive flow of warmth and friendliness from them. Lucky Numbers: 10, 20, 23, 29, 31, 37
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

Accept information which will be of real practical assistance to you. Reach for your long-range goal by gathering pertinent facts. Lucky Numbers: 4, 24, 28, 42, 43, 46
Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)

The tempo of your life may greatly accelerate and you may find yourself acting on impulse. This could be a rather unpredictable, but interesting time for you. Lucky Numbers: 3, 12, 14, 31, 34, 49
Did you Know?
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Parental duties: The emperor penguins of Antarctica share the duties of parenthood. The mother lays one large egg, then walks to the sea to catch fish to bring back. While she is gone, the father protects the egg until it hatches.
Old theatre: Construction of the Colosseum in the city of Rome in Italy was completed in 80 A.D. Back in those days, it could hold as many as 80,000 spectators and was used for such events as gladiator contests, executions, and the re-enactment of famous battles.
Asteroid find: While asteroids have been orbiting the sun for eons, people on earth only found out about them in the year 1801 when an Italian astronomer named Giuseppe Piazzi discovered Ceres, which we now know is about 950 kilometres (590 miles) in diametre.
Watching baby: Baby orca whales don’t sleep for about a month after being born. They swim continuously to avoid predators and develop strong muscles. The mother whales don’t sleep when their babies are young either, but otherwise rest from five to eight hours a day.
On the Lighter Side
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Ted: “My car engine sounds cold.” Ned: “Perhaps you’ve got it in frost gear.”
What does a baby computer call its father? Data
Dick: “Oh, my goodness, I’ve gone deaf! I can’t hear a word you’re saying!” Bill: “I’m not saying anything. I’m chewing gum.”
What did the limestone say to the geologist? “Don’t take me for granite!”
How old you really are depends on how many birthdays you’re still looking forward to.
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