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Everybody’s Talking | Quotable Quotes | Trivia | What’s Happening | Your Weekly Horoscope | Did You Know? | On the Lighter Side
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Vol. 1 No. 8:26 August 26, 2024
Everybody’s Talking
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Smart guy: Brock Erdahl is one smart guy. He spent four years studying at the College of St. Scholastica in Duluth, Minnesota, and walked away with a quadruple major and a 4.0 grade point average. Erdahl earned bachelor’s degrees in history, political science, global culture/language studies, and Catholic studies with a French minor. He says he was very careful when choosing courses and managed his time extremely well to achieve his feat. It didn’t hurt that he liked the university so much that he didn’t want to leave. His history professor, Randall Poole, reports that he’s never had a student like Erdahl.
Long life: Canadian teenager Jenelle Tam has discovered that tree pulp could be the secret to anti-aging. Tam, who came to the Canadian city of Waterloo, Ontario, from Singapore, won a national science award for her discovery in a recent Sanofi BioGENEius Challenge. Judges were from Canada’s National Research Council and other major science institutions. Tam says the same woody material that makes trees durable, flexible, and stronger than steel (nano-crystalline cellulose) is also a potent antioxidant, which is a key to anti-aging. She envisions the product being available in tablet form and added to things like cosmetic creams.
Sleepy youth: A study in England has shown that about two-thirds of children aren’t getting enough sleep to function well at school. Children used to get a bedtime story, but now they fall asleep watching television or playing computer games. Older children stay up late because they’re on the computer or texting their friends. The study, conducted for Travelodge, revealed that 9:30 PM is the average bedtime for six-year-olds, while that of teens is close to midnight. Sleep Council spokesperson Jan Turner reports that the study’s findings echo the results of a Council study. There is great concern that the lack of sleep is having a devastating impact on young people.
Population control: In Hong Kong, wild monkeys are becoming a nuisance because they chase hikers and want to steal their food. It’s illegal to feed the animals and offenders can face a steep fine. That’s why city officials launched a monkey birth control program, and after four years in operation, the program has been successful. The primate population has been lowered by 15 percent. Conservation officials report that they have treated about 70 percent of the population with various birth control methods. Microchips were implanted in the monkeys to monitor them following fertility control procedures.
Quotable Quotes
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“The love in your heart wasn’t put there to stay. Love isn’t love till you give it away.”
– Anon“Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.”
– Sir James M. Barrie“One machine can do the work of 50 ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.”
– Elbert Hubbard
Trivia
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- Who invented the Bunsen burner?
- What is a tragopan?
- Which is not a hat: ranchero, Stetson, fedora?
- In the game of horseshoes, how much is the ringer worth in points?
- Who was the agent who hunted down American gangster Al Capone?
▼ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! ▼
What’s Happening
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August 2024
Red Deer
Chili Cookoff
Date & Time: September 6, 11:30 a.m. – 1:30 p.m.
Location: Western Financial, 5024-51 Street
Details: Enjoy lunch at the annual Chili Cookoff! $5 for a Chili Flight Board, bun, and drink. Try four different varieties! All proceeds go to Lacombe FCSS Seniors programs. Your participation helps us continue making a difference in our community.
For More Information: Call 403.782.6637
Fun Fest Info Fair
Date & Time: Thursday, September 5, 4:30 p.m. – 7:30 p.m.
Location: 4823-49 Avenue
Details: Browse and register for local programs, clubs, and community groups that will keep your whole family busy this season. Enjoy a ton of fun games and activities. Interested in hosting a table? Register your organization and showcase what you have to offer to Sylvan Lake!
For More Information: Call 403.887.2199
Free Labour Day Community BBQ
Date & Time: Monday, September 2, 11 a.m. – 2 p.m.
Location: Canada 150 Square, Capstone, 5589-47 Street, Red Deer
Details: Join the Red Deer & District Labour Council for a Labour Day Community BBQ. Enjoy food trucks, face painting, and live music by Wingin It. Please bring your own chair to enjoy the entertainment.
For More Information: Call 403.391.4242 or email [email protected]
Auditions for Red Deer Children’s Choir
Date & Time: Starting September 18, rehearsals on Wednesdays from 4:15 to 5:15 p.m.
Location: Red Deer
Details: Children in Grades 2-5 are encouraged to audition to be part of the award-winning Red Deer Children’s Choir. The choir runs through until the beginning of May. It is $40 for the entire year, thanks to our benefactor Musicplay Online.
For More Information: Email Director Annette Bradley at [email protected] to set up an audition time ahead of September 18 or with any inquiries.
Seniors’ Dance
Date & Time: Every Wednesday, 7 p.m.
Location: Red Deer Legion Branch #35
Details: Join the fun at the seniors’ dance.
For More Information: Visit the Red Deer Legion website.
Lacombe
Lacombe and District Historical Society Annual General Meeting
Date & Time: September 19, doors open at 5:30 p.m., AGM starts at 6 p.m.
Location: Flatiron Building Museum
Details: Public welcome to join.
For More Information: Visit the Lacombe and District Historical Society’s website for more details.
Try-It Program
Date & Time: Every Thursday from 6 to 8 p.m.
Location: City of Lacombe Kinsmen Aquatic Centre
Details: Dive into summer fun with activities ranging from the Junior Lifeguard Club to Water Baseball. Learn lifesaving skills, improve your strokes, or just have a ball in the pool!
For More Information: Sessions cost $6 per person or $15.50 for the whole family. Register today at this link or call 403.782.1278.
Senior Drop-in Bowling
Date & Time: Every Tuesday and Friday at 10 a.m.
Location: Ambassador Bowling Centre, 5020 – 50 Street, Lacombe
Details: Seniors (50+) are invited to stop by for fun. $10 fee includes two games of bowling, shoe rental, coffee/tea, and snacks.
For More Information: Call 403.309.6387
Music in the Park
Date & Time: Every Wednesday at 6:30 p.m.
Location: Echo Stage, Lacombe Memorial Centre
Details: Enjoy performances by Blueprint on July 10 and Misery Mountain Boys on July 17. Bring your lawn chairs or picnic blankets for a great atmosphere and wonderful entertainment!
For More Information: Visit lacombepac.com.
Blacksmith Workshop Series
Date & Time: Ongoing in 2024
Location: Lacombe Museum
Details: The Blacksmith Workshop Series is back for 2024!
For More Information: Email [email protected] or call 403.782.3933.
Sylvan Lake
Sylvan Lake Municipal Library Book Sale
Date & Time: August 30 & 31 from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.
Location: Sylvan Lake Municipal Library
Details: Items will be for sale by donation, with proceeds going to support the Library’s collection and programming. Starting August 6, the Library will begin accepting donations of books, movies, CDs, and games in good condition.
For More Information: Interested in volunteering for the book sale? Call 403.887.2130.
Your Weekly Horoscope
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Taurus winners with the luckiest number being 11.
Aries (March 21 - April 20)
It may seem like you have more ideas than you know what to do with. Try to make a real effort to be yourself. You’re sure to feel the love once you do.
Lucky Numbers: 19, 20, 24, 29, 30, 41.
Gemini (May 22 - June 21)
Mutual ventures could help you let go of the reins. Although you enjoy being in charge, sometimes it’s better to let someone else lead the way.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 3, 4, 7, 27, 49.
Taurus (April 21 - May 21)
It may not be easy to be optimistic. Even though you may only see the negative side, things may not be so bad. Attend to what needs fixing and make any necessary changes. Lucky numbers: 22, 28, 32, 38, 42, 48.
Cancer (June 22 - July 23)
Be eager to meet others halfway to exchange information and make connections. Joint ventures could help you get your message across in a timely fashion.
Lucky Numbers: 2, 5, 24, 25, 36, 46.
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)
Protect yourself against the many things that could go wrong. Your good sense of others should enable you to engage experts where needed. Lucky Numbers: 1, 4, 8, 25, 28, 34.
Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)
Your personal influence may be especially good for specialized work. You’ll better understand specific areas, which will help you broaden your horizons.
Lucky Numbers: 3, 21, 23, 26, 30, 40.
Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)
You may now realize how important your freedom is to you. Something you observe could entice you to become totally engrossed in your future pursuits.
Lucky Numbers: 19, 20, 25, 26, 32, 42.
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
A simple gesture may spark a new interest. Stick to experienced strategies that you are comfortable with, rather than going down an unfamiliar path.
Lucky Numbers: 8, 12, 13, 16, 22, 32.
Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)
Emails or phone calls that you initiate could be very productive. Love relationships might very likely intensify as well.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 5, 16, 42, 48.
Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)
You may feel a need to make yourself and your world more attractive. Your keen eye and dramatic flair of style could present an amazing image.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 8, 7, 27, 47, 48.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)
Taking time to chat with neighbours and associates could result in more positive and happier relationships. At this time, the ball may surely be in your court.
Lucky Numbers: 4, 8, 12, 29, 38, 47.
Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)
Someone close to you may seem eager to do battle with you. You’ll learn a great deal about aggression by revealing your true feelings.
Lucky Numbers: 5, 25, 35, 45, 46, 49.
Did you Know?
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Rocky matters: Rock comes in many forms. Rock that has solidified from molten material is called igneous rock. Shale is a form of sedimentary rock that has narrow layers and is formed from clay, mud, or silt.
Vibrant solution: The many colours of flowers can inspire people to plant them in their gardens, but there is another reason behind this natural beauty. Colour, as well as scent, attracts bees and other insects, which aid in pollination.
Odd veggie: Lo bok is a large, oriental vegetable common in Korean cuisine. Native to East Asia, it looks like a fat carrot, except that it is pale green or creamy white in colour. Lo bok tastes somewhat like a mild red radish.
Big hearted: Since the blue whale is Earth’s largest creature, it makes sense that it would have a big heart. This whale’s blood pumping muscle is the size of two refrigerators!
Ocean history: The first living things started to develop in the ocean over three billion years ago. Today, oceans are still central to life as more than half of all humans on Earth rely on them for food.
On the Lighter Side
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Len: “My Saint Bernard likes to eat fish.”
Jen: “What do you feed him?”
Len: “Holy mackerels.”
Did you hear about the firefly who won the million-dollar lottery? He’s one happy-glow-lucky bug!
Fran: “Is it true that your cat had a litter?”
Jan: “Not really. She swallowed a ball of yarn and gave birth to a pair of mittens.”
Never believe anybody who tries to prove something with statistics: 83.5 percent of them are completely made up.
A mother told her son that his shoes were on the wrong feet. The little boy looked perplexed. “They’re the only ones I’ve got,” he said.
One potato chip to another potato chip: “Want to go for a dip?”
Trivia answers:
- Robert Bunsen
- Asian pheasant
- Ranchero
- Three
- Eliot Ness
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