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Vol. 2 No. 03:17 March 17th, 2025

Everybody’s Talking

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Pothole swim: A country road in North Cork, Ireland, was the location of a pothole swim that became famous on YouTube. Liam Keane and his friends discovered the deep pothole, which was caused by a water main break. One night, a group of friends, including Keane’s girlfriend, went to the pothole, measured its depth, and then Keane decided to go for a dip. His girlfriend got a video clip of the eight-second submersion of the bathing suit-clad Keane. Over 250,000 people viewed the plunge online. The massive pothole, which has now been filled in, was full of clean water at the time.

Money bags: A bus driver in Vienna, Austria, got the shock of his life when he was cleaning out the bus at the end of his shift one night. He found a bag that a passenger had inadvertently left behind. The bag did not contain groceries or books or gym clothes. Rather, it contained 390,000 euros, which is approximately $470,000 (US). Luckily, the bag also contained a bank deposit slip, without which it would have been very difficult to find the money’s rightful owner. It turns out that the bag of cash belonged to an elderly lady who may have been a bit forgetful that day.

Agile climber: If hikers find a goat that seems to be stranded on a rock, they shouldn’t spend too much time worrying about the beast. That’s what the members of an animal rescue team in the small town of Cornholme in West Yorkshire, England, concluded after they spent three hours attempting to assist a goat that had been perched on a rock for several days. They named the goat “Black Rock Billie,” who ended up getting out of his precarious situation on his own, just as rescuers arrived. Black Rock Billie hopped happily off the rocks and pranced down a grassy slope to safety.

Way up: There is a building in the United States with features that may scare the living daylights out of visitors. The 110-story Willis Tower (formerly the Sears Tower) in Chicago is the tallest building in the country. It features four glass balconies that protrude from the building on the 103rd floor. This floor is known as the Skydeck and is 1,351 ft high. Visitors step out onto one of the balconies and are surrounded by glass, including the glass floor beneath their feet. People feel as though they are walking on air, as the street is directly below them. Standing on the balconies also gives visitors a breathtaking view of the city. No need to worry about falling, as the balconies can hold five tonnes of weight.

Quotable Quotes

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“All my life I have tried to pluck a thistle and plant a flower wherever the flower would grow in thought and mind.”
— Abraham Lincoln
“Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer’s day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time.”
— John Lubbock

Trivia

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  1. The Apgar score is usually given at what stage of life—infancy, preschool, or adolescence?
  2. What are the factory indentation marks on a golf ball called?
  3. Finish this popular proverb: The best things in life are …
  4. What is Canada’s highest mountain?
  5. Amalgam is a mixture, the back of the throat, or volcanic rock?

▼ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! ▼

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What’s Happening

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March 2025

Red Deer

Canada Revenue Agency CRA Support Clinic:
Date and Time: Thursday March 20 1 PM to 4 PM
Location: Downtown Branch Red Deer Public Library
Details: Need help with your tax return This clinic assists low to modest income individuals with simple tax returns
For More Information: Visit the library website

Green Deer Spring Cleanup Campaign:
Date and Time: March 21 to May 31
Location: Citywide Red Deer
Details: Help keep Red Deer clean Register to receive free cleaning supplies and be entered to win the Green Deer prize
For More Information: Email reddeergreendeer at gmail dot com

Red Deer Legion Seniors Dance:
Date and Time: Every Wednesday 7 PM
Location: Red Deer Legion Branch 35 2810 Bremner Avenue
Details: Enjoy an evening of dancing and socializing Open to all seniors
For More Information: Call 403 342 0035


Lacombe and Blackfalds

Lacombe Knights of Columbus Fish Fry:
Date and Time: Fridays March 21 28 April 4 and 11 5 PM to 6 30 PM
Location: Lacombe
Details: Enjoy a delicious meal of deep fried cod fries coleslaw and more Admission by donation Seating for 150
For More Information: No contact information provided

Lacombe and District Family and Community Support Services Volunteer Tax Program:
Date and Time: Ongoing
Location: Lacombe and District FCSS
Details: Free tax filing assistance for individuals with low to modest incomes provided by trained volunteers
For More Information: Call 403 782 6637


Sylvan Lake

The Meltdown:
Date and Time: Saturday March 22 1 PM to 4 PM
Location: Centennial Park Sylvan Lake
Details: Celebrate the end of winter with colorful activities including Holi Celebration Color Throwing Young Bhangra Dancers and more
For More Information: Visit visitsylvanlake dot ca slash meltdown

Sylvan Lake Municipal Library Bring Your Own Book Club:
Date and Time: Wednesday March 19 6 30 PM to 8 PM
Location: Lakeshore Cafe 130 5003 Lakeshore Drive Sylvan Lake
Details: Share your favorite books and discover new reads over tea coffee and dessert
For More Information: Visit the library website

 

Your Weekly Horoscope

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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Cancer winners with the luckiest number being 8.

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Aries (March 21 - April 20)

You may be inclined to take charge or assume a leadership role. Contracts, negotiations, and business dealings of all kinds should be reviewed and considered.
Lucky Numbers: 3, 7, 13, 17, 33, 37.

Gemini (May 22 - June 21)

Reminiscing and sharing memories will bring you closer to others. You may start to feel that you can now confide your deepest secrets.
Lucky Numbers: 18, 23, 28, 32, 40, 46.

Taurus (April 21 - May 21)

You may find that in order to fulfill your own needs, you may need to serve others. Beginning a new regimen of exercise and healthier eating habits could lead to a more energetic you.
Lucky Numbers: 13, 16, 20, 27, 30, 42.

Cancer (June 22 - July 23)

This may be a good time to reflect, review, and get a better perspective on matters of the heart. Your past experience is often the best teacher.
Lucky Numbers: 8, 9, 28, 29, 48, 49.

Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)

The future could really be looking up for you. You may have significant communication with someone who was once very important to you.
Lucky Numbers: 5, 6, 10, 12, 15, 17.

Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

Decorating can often create a sense of harmony. Don’t let impulsive or erratic behavior take over your thoughts and actions.
Lucky Numbers: 2, 16, 20, 26, 30, 40.

Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)

You may be thinking of taking a trip to a beautiful and inspiring location. It’s always important to count your blessings.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 13, 26, 27, 37, 41.

Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

Relationships with your family can be very satisfying and loving. Keep in mind that compromises are always favored. Perhaps it’s a good time to invite company to your home.
Lucky Numbers: 4, 14, 24, 34, 44, 47.

Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

You could meet a new love. If you have an opportunity to become more aware of who you are, your personal relationships may be more enjoyable.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 5, 10, 20, 30, 40.

Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

Work hard to create a more productive flow. Your positive relationships with family members can give you a true feeling of security.
Lucky Numbers: 6, 7, 26, 27, 46, 47.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

You may feel a real urgency to take those positive steps in achieving your goals. Try not to move too fast. You need to take one step at a time.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 6, 31, 34, 42, 48.

Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)

Current events often cause you to reflect on your past and your childhood. Enjoy being in familiar surroundings with family members.
Lucky Numbers: 5, 18, 21, 28, 41, 45.

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Did you Know?

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Let’s eat! Pasta lovers can rejoice on October 25, which is World Pasta Day. This special day got its start in Rome in 1995. Today, many countries hold events on this day to promote the versatility and nutritional value of all different kinds of pasta.

Vaudeville start: Actress Lucille Ball and her husband Desi Arnaz had a vaudeville act in the late 1940s that was similar to the famous I Love Lucy sitcom. This early success led to the first airing of I Love Lucy in 1951.

Nice nails: Nail polish is not a new beauty product. There is evidence that the Chinese used a type of lacquer for nails as long ago as 3000 BC. It was made from tree sap, egg whites, and other natural products.

Galaxy gazing: From the planet Earth, people can see three other galaxies with the naked eye: Andromeda, the Large Magellanic Cloud, and the Small Magellanic Cloud. However, many thousands more galaxies have been found by scientists using powerful telescopes.

On the Lighter Side

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Why is the Fourth of July similar to an oyster stew? Because it’s no good without the crackers.

Hug: A roundabout way of expressing affection.

Johnny: “My Dad is an Elk, a Lion and a Moose.”
Timmy: “What does it cost to see him?”

The real college cheer is the cheque that comes from home.

A tax cut is the kindest cut of all.

Since his retirement, Jack has started a career in the take-out business. Every day he’s told to “Take out the garbage, take out the dog, take out the weeds…”

Why do ducks dive? They must want to liquidate their bills.

Teacher: “Every day we breathe oxygen. What do we breathe at night?”
Willie: “Nitrogen.”

Trivia answers:

  1. Infancy
  2. Dimples
  3. …free.
  4. Mt. Logan
  5. Mixture.

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Please note this issue was published sometime over the past 10 years. Jokes, Trivia, Stories and Quotes may be time specific or reference maybe made to events which are no longer relevant.