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Vol. 3 No. 01:12 Jan 12th, 2026

Everybody’s Talking

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Beeting the ice: Those familiar with winter conditions know that roads have to be kept clear of ice. Sometimes sand is used to cut back on the “skid” factor, while at other times salt is applied. But something new is being tried in the Canadian town of Williams Lake in the province of British Columbia – beet juice mixed with a bit of saline. When applied before a storm, this unique solution apparently works quite well by stopping snow from bonding to the surface of the road. There is also an extra bonus. No reside is left on the roads, as there is with sand, so an expensive spring clean-up is unnecessary.

Bottle washers: When you throw your empty plastic water and pop bottles into the recycling bin, did you ever wonder how undesirable material is removed before the plastic is recycled and used for other purposes? According to Darlene Gray of the Canadian Plastics Industry Association, the bottles are run under a magnet that attracts any metal pieces. Then, the bottles go through a huge washing machine that works just like the ones people use in their homes. Soapy water in this big machine removes the old labels, along with dirt and debris.

Going bananas: A zoo in Paignton, England, has put its monkeys on a banana-free diet. While that may puzzle folks who consider the yellow fruit as stereotypical monkey food, the zoo’s animal nutritionist, Amy Plowman, provides a good reason for the change. She explains that the bananas grown for a human diet are different than those that grow in the wild. They have a high sugar content and are lower in protein. She likens cultivated bananas to a rich dessert if eaten by monkeys. But don’t worry, the zoo’s monkeys are doing just fine on green vegetables, which have lots of nutrients.

Twinkie time: There is a well-known snack in the United States called the Twinkie. This oblong, cake-like, cream-filled treat was first created in 1930. One of these treats has survived without being eaten for almost 40 years. That Twinkie belonged to teacher Roger Bennatti of Maine (US) who put it on his classroom’s intercom box in 1976. When he retired, he passed ownership on to a new teacher, Libby Rosemeier, who was a student in Bennatti’s 1976 class. Currently, the Twinkie is so hard it’s inedible, but it still looks to be in pretty good shape. However, it’s probably not a good idea to take a bite!

Quotable Quotes

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“Everything can have drama if it’s done right. Even a pancake.”
– Julia Child
“A room without books is like a body without a soul.”
– Cicero
“I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain things aren’t what they used to be, I always forget to include myself.”
– George Burns

Trivia

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  1. How is the age of a fish determined?
  2. What has four eyes but cannot see?
  3. How many major players are there on a soccer or cricket team?
  4. Osso Buco is a traditional Italian dish containing pork, beef or veal?
  5. What is singer Glenn Campbell’s theme song?

▼ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! ▼

What’s Happening

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January 2026

Red Deer North & Red Deer South

Learn to Square Dance
Date & Time: Monday, January 26, 7:00–9:00 p.m.
Location: Clearview Community Centre, 93 Cornett Drive, Red Deer
Details: The Red Deer Square Dance Club invites the community to learn square dancing in a fun, family-friendly environment (ages 8–85). January lessons are free; February through April are $5 per lesson.
For More Information: Email [email protected]

Day Camp: Beach Party
Date & Time: Friday, January 30, 9:00 a.m.–4:00 p.m.
Location: Red Deer Museum + Art Gallery, Red Deer
Details: A full-day themed camp for children ages 6–13. Cost is $45 per child or $40 for members.
For More Information: Visit reddeermuseum.com


Sylvan Lake, Gasoline Alley, Springbrook & Penhold

Family Literacy Day
Date & Time: Saturday, January 24, 10:30 a.m.–12:00 p.m.
Location: Sylvan Lake Municipal Library
Details: Celebrate literacy with a puppet show, scavenger hunt, story time, special guest readers, and donuts. Free library cards available. Registration not required; RSVPs appreciated.
For More Information: Call 403-887-2130 or visit the Sylvan Lake Municipal Library website

Growing Gardeners
Date & Time: Saturday, January 24, 1:00–4:00 p.m.
Location: Wellness & Community Connections Centre, Sylvan Lake
Details: A gardening event featuring a seed exchange, guest speakers, and a hands-on herb planting activity to take home.
For More Information: Email [email protected]


Lacombe, Blackfalds, Bentley & Rimbey

Four Eyes Film Series: Blue Moon
Date & Time: Wednesday, January 21, 7:00 p.m.
Location: Lacombe City Cinemas, Lacombe
Details: Independent film screening presented by the Mary C. Moore Public Library in partnership with Lacombe City Cinemas and Film Circuit. Advance tickets are $9; $10 at the door (limited availability).
For More Information: Visit the Mary C. Moore Public Library

Seedy Saturday
Date & Time: Saturday, January 31, 11:00 a.m.–4:00 p.m.
Location: LMC County Room, Lacombe
Details: Seed exchange and purchase event hosted by the Lacombe and District Garden Club. Speaker at 1:00 p.m. Exchange seed packets or purchase for $1.
For More Information: Email [email protected]

Your Weekly Horoscope

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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Leo winners with the luckiest number being 9.

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Aries (March 21 - April 20)

It may be a good time to review an idea you have regarding your career. Gather information that will be of practical help toward achieving your immediate goals.
Lucky Numbers: 4, 19, 22, 34, 39, 47.

Gemini (May 22 - June 21)

Emails, phone calls, and conversations will get you out and about. Significant opportunities could surface resulting in strong connections and a chance encounter.
Lucky Numbers: 2, 6, 15, 16, 28, 45.

Taurus (April 21 - May 21)

Your clear and perceptive insight could help you to make a decision or come to an agreement. An exchange of opinions may be very productive for you.
Lucky Numbers: 16, 32, 35, 38, 40, 48.

Cancer (June 22 - July 23)

Your personal goals could be the topic of discussion. You may need to speak up and clear the air of any grievances you have been holding.
Lucky Numbers: 22, 26, 32, 37, 42, 48.

Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)

Your thoughts may be directed inward, reflecting on your personal life and on the direction your life may take. Consider taking the necessary time to make important decisions regarding your home and family.
Lucky Numbers: 9, 14, 29, 39, 44, 47.

Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

It may be a good time for communicating your enthusiasm and sharing your dreams. You might be able to uncover possibilities that have been overlooked.
Lucky Numbers: 3, 16, 20, 23, 32, 43.

Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)

Make steady progress in achieving your ultimate goals. If you are unhappy with the type of work you do, investigate the potential for change.
Lucky Numbers: 6, 12, 23, 24, 42, 49.

Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

You may have feelings of tenderness toward others you want to please. Your selfless generosity to someone in need could bring you much satisfaction.
Lucky Numbers: 26, 34, 37, 41, 46, 48.

Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

Your drive for personal power or control over your life may seem strong this week. Be cautious of excessively willful or compulsive behaviour.
Lucky Numbers: 12, 14, 16, 32, 34, 36.

Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

You need to communicate your needs and desires by staying sharp, clear and articulate. Being idle is not an option for you. You may be ready for a real challenge.
Lucky Numbers: 11, 15, 21, 26, 35, 43.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

Make room for any last minute changes or small adjustments in your schedule. Take special care when confirming your appointments or business meetings to avoid being late.
Lucky Numbers: 2, 17, 22, 27, 32, 37.

Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)

Stay alert and on your toes. Your pace is likely to be fast, even hectic. Be eager to meet others halfway in order to exchange information.
Lucky Numbers: 2, 3, 5, 15, 30, 45.

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Did you Know?

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Big pigs: Wild boars are omnivores and will eat lots of different things including roots, worms, eggs and mice. They can move more easily through snow than domestic pigs because they have longer legs.

Wild horses: Sable Island is located in the Atlantic Ocean about 175 km (110 miles) off the coast of the Canadian province of Nova Scotia. There are only a few year-round residents living there, but it is home to over 400 wild horses.

Marooned: For his role in the movie “Cast Away,” actor Tom Hanks underwent quite a physical transformation. He lost 55 pounds for the second half of the movie, in which he portrayed a man who had been marooned on an uninhabited island for four years.

Hot stuff: Those who enjoy sushi will know that wasabi is a wonderful accompaniment. This root vegetable, known as Japanese horseradish, is grated and made into a green paste. It has a strong, hot flavour.

Rodent facts: The porcupine, an animal that uses quills as a defence mechanism against predators, is Canada’s second-largest rodent. The largest rodent in that country is the beaver.

On the Lighter Side

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Sign in Acme Sneaker Company: Tie Us, You’ll Like Us!

Little Sister: “Johnny, if you eat any more you’ll burst!”
Johnny: “Well, pass the cake and get outa the way!”

There are lots of books telling you how to manage when you retire. What most people want is one that tells them how to manage in the meantime.

What does an invisible baby drink? Evaporated milk.

Personnel Manager: “I see that your birthday is on the 13th of September. May I ask what year?”
Applicant: “Every year.”

Trivia answers:

  1. By its scales
  2. Mississippi
  3. 11
  4. Veal
  5. “Gentle On My Mind”

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Please note this issue was published sometime over the past 10 years. Jokes, Trivia, Stories and Quotes may be time specific or reference maybe made to events which are no longer relevant.