Table of Contents
Everybody’s Talking | Quotable Quotes | Trivia | What’s Happening | Your Weekly Horoscope | Did You Know? | On the Lighter Side
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Vol. 3 No. 05:18 May 18th, 2026
Everybody’s Talking
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Quotable Quotes
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“The ear tends to be lazy, craves the familiar, and is shocked by the unexpected. The eye, on the other hand, tends to be impatient, craves the novel and is bored by reputation.” – W. H. Auden
“Advice to young writers who want to get ahead without any annoying delays: don’t write about Man, write about a man.” – E.B. White
Trivia
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- An elver is an old elf, a young eel or an elevator part?
- In cooking what does the word chiffonade mean?
- A grapnel is a nautical term for what?
- What type of insect is found in a vespiary?
- Heliology pertains to the science of what?
▼ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! ▼
Your Weekly Horoscope
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Leo winners with the luckiest number being 17.
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Aries (March 21 - April 20)

With plenty of self-confidence, you’ll be able to take on new challenges with ease. You’ll feel less dependent on the approval of others. Lucky Numbers: 18, 24, 28, 29, 30, 31
Gemini (May 22 - June 21)

Deadlines could be lifted. Make plans to attend a social event or travel with others. Your deepest wish could be that your life remains like this forever! Lucky Numbers: 12, 14, 16, 20, 21, 30
Taurus (April 21 - May 21)

Be receptive to friends and create harmony. You may feel a need to be of service in some way. Your selfless generosity is sure to fill you with joy. Lucky Numbers: 23, 29, 32, 35, 45, 47
Cancer (June 22 - July 23)

Relaxation and pleasure is important now. It’s time to recharge your batteries. Don’t get involved in activities that require you to consume all of your energy. Lucky Numbers: 4, 7, 36, 37, 38, 45
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)

If you appear confident, others may follow your lead. Being very clear and aboveboard about your feelings is sure to result in the best outcome. Lucky Numbers: 17, 19, 30, 31, 41, 42
Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

You may be able to gain your goals through diplomacy or by enlisting the support of your peers. Try to make concessions in order to maintain harmony. Lucky Numbers: 15, 23, 26, 31, 33, 49
Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)

If you’re ready for a challenge, be sharp, decisive and articulate. Communicate your needs clearly to help others understand you. Lucky Numbers: 7, 9, 21, 27, 32, 37
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

Your mind could be focused on long-range plans. Be optimistic and enthusiastic about the future. Study all of the facts before you make commitments. Lucky Numbers: 2, 19, 30, 32, 40, 45
Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

Doors may open offering new opportunities. Any initiative you take may lead to a positive outcome. Partnerships are favoured. Lucky Numbers: 20, 40, 43, 44, 45, 47
Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

Be in harmony with those close to you. You may feel a sense of ease and of flow, rather than resist what is going on around you. Lucky Numbers: 8, 12, 27, 29, 45, 46
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

Charitable impulses could be very strong. Positive action may create both friendships and material benefits. You might be feeling very sociable and seek like-minded people. Lucky Numbers: 16, 23, 27, 31, 40, 41
Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)

Your family life could take a fortunate turn. Home improvements or a new home may need considerable discussion. A family member may receive great recognition. Lucky Numbers: 32, 33, 41, 42, 44, 45
Did you Know?
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Staying warm: In Reykjavik, Iceland, 99% of the people heat their homes using geothermal power. It works by trapping the natural hot water in underground reservoirs and piping it through radiators throughout the city.
Loving their moms: Mother elephants really go beyond the call of duty. The little elephants stay with their moms for three to six years after birth so they can nurse.
Wash well: Mosquitoes are attracted to lactic acid, which is emitted through human skin during exercise. So, washing after a long run will help to keep these pests away.
Much loved scores: The original scores for the music of the James Bond movies are very popular. For example, the score for the movie “Skyfall,” written by Adele and Paul Epworth, was sold at auction for $22,234.00 US (£13,750).
Memorial: The Taj Mahal is a World Heritage Site in India. It is a mausoleum built in the 1600s by Mughal emperor Shah Jahan as a memorial for his third wife, Mumtaz Mahal. It is located in northern India in Uttar Pradesh.
On the Lighter Side
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Janitor: The only man who makes a quick clean-up in Wall Street and gets away with it.
Book merchant: “This book will do half your work.”
Customer: “Good! I’ll take two.”
Mother: A boy’s best friend, and if he comes home late enough he may find her there.
“When it comes to making a lining for a nest,” softly quacked the eider duck, “I’ve got it down fine.”
Where does a computer mouse live?
In a mouse pad!
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