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Vol. 3 No. 06:29 June 29th, 2026

Everybody’s Talking

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Clean streets: Big cities are often thought to be dirty, smog-filled locales. However, there are some large metropolises that are quite clean. For example, Singapore in Southeast Asia has strict littering laws, so very little garbage can be found in its streets. As well, car owners must pay high taxes, discouraging automobile use and therefore reducing smog. Half a world away from Singapore, another city that’s known for its cleanliness is the Canadian city of Calgary, Alberta. That city issues high fines for littering and offers a campaign to educate people about recycling and composting.

Saving Kitty: Pit bulls might not have the greatest reputation, but one named Jack might change the way people view this breed of dog. Owned by Sherree Lewis of Seminole, Florida (US), Jack is a rescue animal, as is the family’s cat, Kitty. One day Kitty went out to the back yard and, to Lewis’ horror, was attacked by two coyotes. Lewis thought the feline was a goner, that is, until Jack came tearing out of the house in the nick of time. The coyotes dropped Kitty and Jack scared off the intruders. Kitty endured some injuries, but survived the ordeal. Kitty and Jack are now inseparable pals.

Big sinkhole: Usually, a sinkhole is quickly repaired by a maintenance crew to prevent cars from being swallowed up. Not so for a sinkhole in the city of Bowling Green, Kentucky (US). That is the home of the National Corvette Museum where a portion of the display area collapsed, taking eight vintage cars with it. The cars were damaged quite badly. However, the presence of the sinkhole attracted more visitors to the museum, so the board of directors voted to keep part of it as an attraction. They may even put a couple of crumpled cars into the hole for effect.

Hot sauce: Those who enjoy hot chicken drumsticks should seek out the Bindi Restaurant in Lincolnshire, England, where Chef Muhammed Karim makes his hot sauce recipe while wearing a gas mask. The sauce is definitely not for the faint of heart. It contains peppers known for their intensity such as the Moruga Scorpion and the Carolina Reaper. The chef keeps his sauce in a locked area so no one will accidentally eat it. Karim makes interested eaters sign a waiver, but he’ll also pay £100 ($170 US) to anyone who manages to eat 10 hot chicken drumsticks in 15 minutes or less. Very few have met that challenge!

Quotable Quotes

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“Whenever you see a successful business, someone once made a courageous decision.” – Peter Drucker
“The biggest disease today is not leprosy or tuberculosis, but rather the feeling of being unwanted.” – Mother Teresa

Trivia

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  1. How many pints make up 15 gallons?
  2. Cartography means traveling exhibits, mapmaking or painted wagons?
  3. Who said, “A penny saved is a penny earned.”?
  4. The avacado is native to Mexico and Central America. T/F?
  5. Who wrote “The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo”?

▼ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! ▼

What’s Happening

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July 2026

Red Deer North & Red Deer South

Diaper Derby
Date & Time: July 4, 11:00 AM – 12:00 PM
Location: Red Deer Public Library Downtown Branch
Details: This lighthearted crawling competition is perfect for babies who are crawling (up to one year old) and their families.
For More Information: [email protected]

Alberta Bats Walk & Talk
Date & Time: July 5, 9:30 PM – 11:00 PM
Location: Fort Normandeau
Details: Discover Alberta’s amazing bat species! Join local expert Cory Olson for an informational session and walk.
For More Information: [email protected] or 403.347.7550

Sylvan Lake, Gasoline Alley, Springbrook & Penhold

Canada Day
Date & Time: July 1
Location: Sylvan Lake (The Pier)
Details: Celebrate Canada’s Birthday! Event favourites include a fireworks show over the lake, family-friendly activities on the Pier, and more. Visit the Town website for complete details.
For More Information: Town website

Cruise Night
Date & Time: Fridays, 6:00 PM – 9:00 PM (May to October)
Location: Sylvan Lake (Parking lot across from Servus Credit Union)
Details: Chrome, classics, and serious small-town cool roll into Sylvan Lake every Friday night. Cruise Night brings together a standout lineup of vintage rides, muscle cars, and custom builds. Whether you’re showcasing your pride and joy or just here for a stroll, it’s all about celebrating a shared love of cars.
For More Information: Not specified

Lacombe, Blackfalds, Bentley & Rimbey

Canada Day Matchstick Carnival
Date & Time: July 1, Afternoon
Location: Ecole Lacombe Junior High School Field
Details: Feeling nostalgic? Join us on Canada Day for a variety of assorted carnival games including Goldrush Plinko, Ring Toss, Tipsy Bottle, and many more! The first 50 people will get 10 free game tickets. Ticket sales are cash only. An afternoon of fun brought to you by Splendor Vendor and the Lacombe Museum.
For More Information: Lacombe Museum

TD Summer Reading Program
Date & Time: Classes begin July 6, running until the week of August 10–13
Location: Mary C. Moore Public Library
Details: Dive into summer with six weeks of water-themed fun! Classes are drop-in with a maximum of 25 participants per session. Classes are free. Visit the library website for full details.
For More Information: Library website

Your Weekly Horoscope

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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Gemini winners with the luckiest number being 4.

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Aries (March 21 - April 20)

Your ability to sense the unexpected may be called upon. You might tend to scatter your forces, but you could come up with positive insight that is quite useful. Lucky Numbers: 12, 21, 26, 34, 35, 45

Gemini (May 22 - June 21)

You may seem to have plenty of physical energy. Taking on new projects and challenges will help you feel bolder and less dependent on the approval of others. Lucky Numbers: 4, 31, 34, 43, 46, 48

Taurus (April 21 - May 21)

If you feel like getting a little crazy, do something stimulating. You may meet some interesting new people who are very different than you. Lucky Numbers: 2, 8, 14, 18, 30, 36

Cancer (June 22 - July 23)

This could be a positive time for you. Your friends may seem to be just as helpful to you as you are to them. They really appreciate you and have an interest in how you’re feeling. Lucky Numbers: 12, 13, 27, 36, 37, 41

Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)

You just might be fortunate with regard to those business and career goals. It’s possible that your ambitions can be molded into reality and then you’ll have a vehicle to reach your destination. Lucky Numbers: 9, 10, 18, 21, 33, 41

Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

A large group of people may express an interest in an area that you have a lot of experience in. Don’t allow this opportunity to pass you by. Lucky Numbers: 6, 18, 23, 28, 32, 35

Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)

Don’t procrastinate! You may have an excellent sense of how to reach your goals and objectives. Use this sensitivity to improve the existing situation that confronts you. Lucky Numbers: 8, 17, 22, 23, 28, 42

Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

An attitude could impede you from achieving something important. A change may help you feel free to focus on your own dreams and goals. Lucky Numbers: 4, 9, 21, 31, 32, 41

Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

Social situations may make you feel undervalued due to your uniqueness. Differences in personal tastes or self-worth should not be an issue. Lucky Numbers: 3, 23, 24, 26, 39, 49

Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

You have the ability to be flexible and to make quick decisions. You could be pulled in many directions, but by narrowing your focus, you should be able to find the best route to take. Lucky Numbers: 3, 6, 8, 13, 23, 30

Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

You may find yourself in many conversations, negotiations and meetings. You should rely on the views of those you respect to help you decide your future plans. Lucky Numbers: 4, 17, 18, 30, 33, 47

Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)

The dreams you have regarding your career or personal life could gain momentum. Your superiors may help further your goals on a positive note. An important victory could be achieved. Lucky Numbers: 4, 8, 9, 30, 45, 48

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Did you Know?

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Salad fruit: Physalis is a small orange fruit similar in shape and size to a tiny tomato. However, a physalis has a papery covering that resembles a little lantern. This fruit is common in Mexico and is often used in salads.

High fortress: There is a mountaintop fortress on the Caribbean Island of Haiti called Citadelle Laferrière which was built in the early 1800s by 20,000 workers. It was originally constructed to guard against French invasions, which never occured.

First pencils: Pencils are enclosed in a casing of wood because the graphite inside is soft. When pencils were first made in the 1500s, the sticks of graphite were wrapped in string or sheepskin to prevent them from breaking.

Good musician: British musician Mick Jagger plays harmonica, guitar, keyboards, bass guitar and drums, but is probably best known for his voice as lead singer in the famous rock band, “The Rolling Stones.”

On the Lighter Side

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Dan: “How did you like the ballet?” Fran: “I don’t understand all that toe dancing. Why don’t they just get taller girls?”

Bonnie: “I used to wear tight jeans, but I stopped.” Barb: “Why did you stop?” Bonnie: “Hindsight!”

Why is an empty coin purse always the same?

Because there’s no change in it.

Bud: “Dad, I had a little trouble with the car. There’s water in the carburetor.” Dad: “I never heard of such a thing. Where’s the car now?” Bud: “In the lake.”

To keep young, stay around young people. To get old, try to keep up with them.

Trivia answers:

  1. 120 pints
  2. Mapmaking
  3. Benjamin Franklin
  4. True
  5. Stieg Larsson

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© Published with permission of Central Alberta Coffee News

Please note this issue was published sometime over the past 10 years. Jokes, Trivia, Stories and Quotes may be time specific or reference maybe made to events which are no longer relevant.