Table of Contents
Everybody’s Talking | Quotable Quotes | Trivia | What’s Happening | Your Weekly Horoscope | Did You Know? | On the Lighter Side
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Vol. 3 No. 07:13 July 13th, 2026
Everybody’s Talking
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Quotable Quotes
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“Life is not so short but that there is always enough time for courtesy.” — Ralph Waldo Emerson
“Middle age is when you’ve met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.” — Ogden Nash
Trivia
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- What is the birthstone for April?
- What are the first four prime numbers?
- The symbol for krypton is K, KP or Kr?
- Who said, “Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.”?
- The thyroid gland is located where in the human body?
▼ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! ▼
Your Weekly Horoscope
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Aries winners with the luckiest number being 18
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Aries (March 21 - April 20)

You may feel more like socializing. Cooperative, harmonious, personal and professional relationships are very important to you at this time. Lucky Numbers: 3, 6, 9, 18, 19, 36
Gemini (May 22 - June 21)

Doing a little more research will help you with the financing of a major purchase. Use your ingenuity to find the perfect fit for your wallet, too. Lucky Numbers: 7, 9, 12, 13, 15, 42
Taurus (April 21 - May 21)

Joint financial affairs could now flow more smoothly and gradually bring an end to delays. It’ll enhance your intuitive insight by showing a new perspective. Lucky Numbers: 7, 10, 12, 13, 15, 42
Cancer (June 22 - July 23)

Social events may put you in touch with new people who become your friends. Your shared goals and interests could give rise to ambitious plans. Lucky Numbers: 1, 3, 8, 13, 24, 42
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)

Love and romance could be first and foremost on your agenda. If you’ve been together for a while, talk of commitment or a wedding may come up. Lucky Numbers: 1, 4, 5, 29, 31, 42
Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

It’s possible to work out family matters harmoniously. You may enjoy researching new avenues to better health and inspire others! Lucky Numbers: 15, 17, 18, 27, 36, 46
Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)

A festive event could take place with light-hearted banter and discussions of old stories. Love may blossom and bring you and others closer together. Lucky Numbers: 3, 19, 21, 22, 37, 45
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

Your finances may seem good. You might want to turn your energy toward improving your living space and decide to do some redecorating. Lucky Numbers: 3, 5, 6, 11, 24, 27
Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

Focus on a subject in which you have an intense interest. Friends who share this interest could provide some interesting discussions. Lucky Numbers: 11, 14, 24, 26, 28, 45
Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

Media could provide exciting facts that will reinforce your own convictions. Your intuitive abilities might blend well with the ideas of others for the future. Lucky Numbers: 12, 28, 35, 36, 46, 47
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

Your insight and vision could give rise to some success. Your intellect and imagination may seem high. Work creatively on your own project. Lucky Numbers: 3, 6, 8, 18, 40, 43
Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)

A new love could come your way. At first it may seem too perfect to be true. Romance could flourish once you both accept your strengths and weaknesses. Lucky Numbers: 3, 19, 20, 38, 41, 47
Did you Know?
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Beating heart: A resting heart rate for healthy adults is usually considered to be somewhere between 60 and 100 beats per minute. Fit people generally have slower heart rates that may fall between 40 and 60 beats per minute.
Smart parents: Famous American comedian, actor and musician, Jack Black, had some extremely smart parents. Both were scientists, and his mother, Judith Love Cohen, contributed to the work on the Hubble Space Telescope.
Refreshing drink: There are different brands of ginger ale, with a famous one being Canada Dry Ginger Ale. It was invented in the Canadian city of Toronto, Ontario, by John J. McLaughlin in 1907.
Big river: The Amazon River in South America is, by volume, the largest river in the world. It has over 1,000 tributaries, including the Negro and the Madeira, which are large rivers as well.
Bloomin’ big: Jellyfish don’t have brains, but they have tentacles that sting their prey. When a bunch of jellyfish get together as a group, it is known as a bloom, a swarm or a smack. A large bloom can have as many as 100,000 jellyfish in it.
On the Lighter Side
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Sign at Acme Broom Factory: Rest Assured You Can Sweep Easy
Teacher: “Why did you bring cheese into the computer room, Tommy?” Tommy: “You told me I was going to work with a mouse today.”
Question: What do frogs wear for a night out on the town? Answer: Jumpsuits
Joe: “Another birthday…it’s hard to grow old alone!” Flo: “But you have your wife.” Joe: “Yes, but she hasn’t had a birthday in fifteen years!”
Question: Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
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