Table of Contents
Everybody’s Talking | Quotable Quotes | Trivia | What’s Happening | Your Weekly Horoscope | Did You Know? | On the Lighter Side
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Vol. 3 No. 08:03 August 3rd, 2026
Everybody’s Talking
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Quotable Quotes
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“The opinion of the majority is not the final proof of what is right.” – Schiller
“Be happy with what you have. If you spend your life looking for greener pastures, you might find you’re too old to climb the fence.” – Anon.
Trivia
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- What are chanterelle, porcini and shiitake?
- What is the name of the largest river in South America?
- To eulogize means to praise, lament, or sing a solo?
- How much nutritional fibre is in the fruit of an orange?
- What is the term given to a bright or clear spot in a fog bank?
▼ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! ▼
Your Weekly Horoscope
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Pisces winners with the luckiest number being 1.
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Aries (March 21 - April 20)

Your emotional responses to life in general may be more intense. Your need to share, to give and receive love, and to be accepted could be very strong right now. Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 28, 48, 49
Gemini (May 22 - June 21)

Communicating your feelings may become a bit easier. Be sensitive to not only what others are saying, but also what they are feeling. Lucky Numbers: 12, 13, 19, 21, 38, 46
Taurus (April 21 - May 21)

You may not want to push your own interests right now as the needs of others could require more of your attention. Be ready and motivated to serve others. It could be very rewarding. Lucky Numbers: 1, 6, 12, 27, 39, 46
Cancer (June 22 - July 23)

Your best technique might be perfected. If you allow your creative talents to reach new levels, you could succeed in your endeavours. Lucky Numbers: 2, 8, 18, 25, 30, 34
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)

Communications play an important role for you. You may hear from those who are important to you, and you could feel a pressing need to bring matters out in the open. Lucky Numbers: 3, 17, 18, 28, 31, 42
Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

You may find that you have a low tolerance for boredom and for following the rules. If you make some creative changes, you could discover better ways of doing things. Lucky Numbers: 6, 9, 18, 23, 29, 36
Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)

Your patience may be running thin. If your mind is on accomplishments, be aware of the competitive edge in your speech or mannerisms. Lucky Numbers: 15, 26, 34, 37, 39, 46
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

Get a new perspective on your relationships and lifestyle. Be careful about making any decisions until you are comfortable with the changes you’re considering. Lucky Numbers: 3, 6, 13, 20, 28, 42
Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

You may be exposed to abstract ideas which could broaden your world. Your ability to understand and your desire to grow intellectually may be very strong. Lucky Numbers: 12, 17, 20, 25, 28, 42
Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

Words are important. You may want to re-word a proposal or adjust your manner of communicating in order to come to a mutual agreement. Lucky Numbers: 9, 19, 26, 28, 35, 40
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

Improvements in your workplace could provide you with a solid base. New techniques discussed with co-workers are likely to be beneficial. Lucky Numbers: 1, 5, 17, 26, 30, 38
Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)

You may need to break free from fixed patterns that you have followed in your life. Seek changes, rather than continue with the same routine. Lucky Numbers: 1, 15, 19, 39, 41, 49
Did you Know?
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Yummy fruit: The purple mangosteen is a tree fruit that originated in Indonesia and is found in a few other tropical countries. It is about the size of a tangerine, but has a hard, purple inedible exterior. The inside is soft and white with a tangy, but sweet taste.
Big and sweet: Jackfruit grows on trees in some tropical countries, such as India and Brazil. Large and oblong, this fruit can weigh from three to 30 kilograms (6-66 pounds). The green exterior has blunt thorns and the edible interior contains yellow-orange bulbs that taste sweet.
Blue water: In southwestern Iceland there is a place called the Blue Lagoon which has geothermal water which comes from underground. The water appears to be blue due to its composition and it is 38°C (100°F), which is the perfect spa temperature.
Frog’s skin: A frog’s skin is very important. For example, frogs do not drink water. Rather, they hydrate themselves by soaking water into their body through their skin. As well, some of the air they need comes through their skin, while the rest is breathed through their nostrils.
On the Lighter Side
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Q: How do you drive a baby buggy?
A: Tickle its feet!
Q: What did the chick say when it saw an orange in the nest?
A: “Look at the orange mama laid!”
Policeman stopping a motorist for driving down a one-way street: “Just where do you think you’re going?”
Driver: “I don’t know, but I must be late ’cause everyone else is already coming back!”
Q: How many cockroaches does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: No one knows; when the light comes on they all scatter.
Father: “Son, what should you do when you see a flag waving?”
Little Boy: “Wave back.”
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