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Vol. 3 No. 09:14 September 14th, 2026

Everybody’s Talking

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Helping cats: Cat owners in Peru who have a sick cat have a place to take their felines for tender care. A woman in Lima named Maria Torero feels so sorry for cats who become sick with feline leukemia (which is a fairly common illness in cats) that she opened her home to them. Her two-story house has eight rooms and most of them are filled with the furry animals. Torero is a private-duty nurse and much of her salary goes toward buying medicine for the animals. Private donors have also helped her to financially support her cat sanctuary.

Body heat: A teen from Victoria in British Columbia (CAN) came up with something quite unique for her local science fair, a flashlight that does not need batteries. Instead, it is powered by the user’s body heat. Ann Makosinski also presented her project at the Google Science Fair and won for her age group division. Without getting too scientific, Makosinski used the idea of thermoelectric technology in her project and she went through several attempts using special materials to make her flashlight work just by holding it. She now has a patent pending on her idea.

Bad art: A museum in Boston, Massachusetts (US) uses the following tagline: “Art too bad to be ignored.” That may seem like an odd way to advertise a collection of artwork, but the tagline actually fits, considering the fact that the venue is The Museum of Bad Art. The works on display might include a piece that didn’t quite turn out as expected by a talented artist, or a crude but exuberant painting by an amateur. However, the museum advertises that all of its 600 pieces, of which about 60 are displayed at one time, have some kind of special quality worth viewing.

Desert oasis: There are lots of beautiful, famous cities and towns around the world, but there are also many unique and amazing places that are not well-known. One such place is Huacachina in south western Peru. Built only a few decades ago in the 1930s, Huacachina is located in a desert oasis. It seems to be snuggled into the surrounding dunes and sits on the edge of a natural lake. It is rumoured that a mermaid lives in the lake. The area is popular with sandboarders and buggy riders who make great use of the high sand dunes.

Quotable Quotes

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“Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love, and to be loved, is the greatest happiness of existence.” – Sydney Smith
“Even the woodpecker owes his success to the fact that he uses his head and keeps pecking away until he finishes the job he starts.” – Coleman Cox

Trivia

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  1. Machu Picchu is located in Peru, Mexico or Bolivia?
  2. Which American author wrote Breakfast at Tiffany’s?
  3. Who was Salvadore Dali?
  4. Platitudes are large servings, trite sayings, or temperate climates?
  5. Complete the title of this movie classic: The Spirit of _____

▼ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! ▼

What’s Happening

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September 2026

Red Deer

One Night Choir Event
Date & Time: September 21, 2026, from 6:30 PM to 9:00 PM
Location: Gaetz Memorial United Church

Details: Hearts of Harmony is hosting a One Night Choir Event for female singers. All levels of experience are welcome!

For More Information: N/A

Oktoberfest & 60th Anniversary Celebration
Date & Time: October 3, 2026, at 5:00 PM
Location: 38167 RR 280, Red Deer County

Details: German Canadian Club of Red Deer invites you to celebrate Oktoberfest and our 60th Anniversary with German food, Schuhplattlers, Wild Rose Yodellers, and Rocky Mountain Opas.

For More Information: Email [email protected] or call 403-343-1744


Sylvan Lake / Area

Sylvan Lake Neighborhood Welcome
Date & Time: N/A
Location: Sylvan Lake
Details: Connects new qualified shoppers to local businesses, saving money on everything from groceries and auto needs to leisure activities.

For More Information: Email Colin at [email protected]

Adult Social Club
Date & Time: Friday, September 18, 2026, from 3:00 PM to 4:00 PM
Location: Sylvan Lake Municipal Library

Details: Sylvan Lake Municipal Library hosts an Adult Social Club. Are you looking for new activities to try? Want to meet new friends and make a connection? Want to try different art projects or games? Check out our new club! A great way to socialize with your peers in a fun and friendly environment. This program is free and drop-in.

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Lacombe / Blackfalds / Bentley / Rimbey

Medicine River Wildlife Centre Presentation
Date & Time: Saturday, September 19, 2026, from 1:00 PM to 2:00 PM
Location: Ellis Nature Centre (39502 Range Road 260, Lacombe County)

Details: Ellis Nature Centre welcomes back Medicine River Wildlife Centre as they introduce the concept of wildlife rehabilitation at a presentation. This presentation will discuss an animal’s journey as they go through the wildlife hospital, including treatment, housing, nutrition, exercise, and eventual release. In addition to this presentation, one of their educational animals, Otis or Olive, the Great Horned Owl, will be making a celebrity appearance! While it is free to register, this event is admission by donation, with all donations going towards Medicine River Wildlife Centre.

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Your Weekly Horoscope

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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Aries winners with the luckiest number being 4.

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Aries (March 21 - April 20)

You might want to purchase something beautiful which simply makes you feel good. It may be a good time to let people know how much you care about them. Lucky Numbers: 4, 15, 19, 29, 35, 44

Gemini (May 22 - June 21)

Good communication with those in a position to act on your ideas may come to the fore. Express yourself regarding your deep concerns on matters of a practical nature. Lucky Numbers: 12, 13, 18, 24, 29, 41

Taurus (April 21 - May 21)

Discussions with people you were once very close to may surface. Memories and old feelings may arise and become clearer now, and you might want to reconnect with your roots. Lucky Numbers: 2, 3, 23, 32, 46, 49

Cancer (June 22 - July 23)

You might find that you’ve become more impressionable and open to the ideas of others. The world of imagination, fantasy, entertainment or art could hold a greater attraction for you. Lucky Numbers: 3, 7, 13, 17, 23, 27

Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)

You may feel a real urgency now to take positive steps in achieving your goals. Just be certain that you are not overstepping your bounds as this may hinder your success. Lucky Numbers: 17, 18, 22, 31, 39, 40

Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

You may need the opinions of others in order to learn from them. Now should be an excellent time to consult with a friend who can give you helpful feedback. Lucky Numbers: 1, 18, 19, 33, 37, 41

Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)

Now may be a good time to eliminate anything that is unnecessary and worn out. A long-held attitude or belief might keep you from attaining what you really want. Lucky Numbers: 4, 6, 9, 11, 22, 44

Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

Try to avoid social events that distract your focus. Concentrate on work that requires patience, attention to detail and precision. Lucky Numbers: 5, 17, 28, 30, 44, 45

Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

You might seem to be more interested in the big picture and less in the details. A vacation may seem like a good idea. Anything that broadens your world could appeal to you. Lucky Numbers: 8, 9, 10, 32, 36, 43

Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

Your ability to understand abstract ideas and your desire to grow intellectually may seen very strong. Studying new concepts could help you look beyond past difficulties. Lucky Numbers: 6, 10, 24, 25, 32, 48

Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

If you’re willing to experience a refreshing change of pace, a more adventurous attitude in your relationships could make this period more stimulating. Lucky Numbers: 2, 13, 19, 30, 39, 47

Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)

It’s important to look objectively at your own relationships. This can be a fruitful time to learn more about love and what you truly value. Lucky Numbers: 25, 27, 30, 34, 39, 45

Did you Know?

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Beauty parlour job: When he was a teenager, Danny DeVito’s sister worked at a beauty salon. Danny needed a job, so he worked with her as a cosmetician. He later became a successful actor, appearing in a variety of sitcoms and movies.

Paper to plastic: The Canadian government is saving money by printing less of it. The new and durable plastic currency lasts much longer than original paper bills, which means much less money has to be spent on printing them.

Not faulty: That loose clip on the end of a measuring tape did not get that way from wear and tear, it is there for a purpose. Tape measures are created like that to allow for the extra length that the depth of the clip adds to the tape.

Multi-tasker: Canadian actor Michael J. Fox’s success started with his roles in Back to the Future and Family Ties. Instead of choosing between the two productions, he shot both consecutively. For two months, he was on the set for 16.5 hours a day so that he could star in both productions.

On the Lighter Side

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Joey: “My dog Max started chewing up my library book!” Jimmy: “Oh, no, what did you do?” Joey: “I took the words right out of his mouth!”

Why is bread dough like the sun? When it rises, it’s light.

What do you call a young hockey player who scores a lot and is under 18 years of age? A goal minor.

Golf is about the only thing that depreciates above par.

Mary: “My doctor gave me three pills to help me lose weight. I take the red one before dinner and the green one’s for after dinner.” Jane: “And what’s the pink one for?” Mary: “The pink one is dinner.”

Trivia answers:

  1. Peru
  2. Truman Capote
  3. Spanish surrealist artist
  4. Trite sayings
  5. St. Louis

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Please note this issue was published sometime over the past 10 years. Jokes, Trivia, Stories and Quotes may be time specific or reference maybe made to events which are no longer relevant.