Table of Contents
Everybody’s Talking | Quotable Quotes | Trivia | What’s Happening | Your Weekly Horoscope | Did You Know? | On the Lighter Side
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Vol. 3 No. 09:14 September 14th, 2026
Everybody’s Talking
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Quotable Quotes
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“Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love, and to be loved, is the greatest happiness of existence.” – Sydney Smith
“Even the woodpecker owes his success to the fact that he uses his head and keeps pecking away until he finishes the job he starts.” – Coleman Cox
Trivia
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- Machu Picchu is located in Peru, Mexico or Bolivia?
- Which American author wrote Breakfast at Tiffany’s?
- Who was Salvadore Dali?
- Platitudes are large servings, trite sayings, or temperate climates?
- Complete the title of this movie classic: The Spirit of _____
▼ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! ▼
Your Weekly Horoscope
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Aries winners with the luckiest number being 4.
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Aries (March 21 - April 20)

You might want to purchase something beautiful which simply makes you feel good. It may be a good time to let people know how much you care about them. Lucky Numbers: 4, 15, 19, 29, 35, 44
Gemini (May 22 - June 21)

Good communication with those in a position to act on your ideas may come to the fore. Express yourself regarding your deep concerns on matters of a practical nature. Lucky Numbers: 12, 13, 18, 24, 29, 41
Taurus (April 21 - May 21)

Discussions with people you were once very close to may surface. Memories and old feelings may arise and become clearer now, and you might want to reconnect with your roots. Lucky Numbers: 2, 3, 23, 32, 46, 49
Cancer (June 22 - July 23)

You might find that you’ve become more impressionable and open to the ideas of others. The world of imagination, fantasy, entertainment or art could hold a greater attraction for you. Lucky Numbers: 3, 7, 13, 17, 23, 27
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)

You may feel a real urgency now to take positive steps in achieving your goals. Just be certain that you are not overstepping your bounds as this may hinder your success. Lucky Numbers: 17, 18, 22, 31, 39, 40
Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

You may need the opinions of others in order to learn from them. Now should be an excellent time to consult with a friend who can give you helpful feedback. Lucky Numbers: 1, 18, 19, 33, 37, 41
Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)

Now may be a good time to eliminate anything that is unnecessary and worn out. A long-held attitude or belief might keep you from attaining what you really want. Lucky Numbers: 4, 6, 9, 11, 22, 44
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

Try to avoid social events that distract your focus. Concentrate on work that requires patience, attention to detail and precision. Lucky Numbers: 5, 17, 28, 30, 44, 45
Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

You might seem to be more interested in the big picture and less in the details. A vacation may seem like a good idea. Anything that broadens your world could appeal to you. Lucky Numbers: 8, 9, 10, 32, 36, 43
Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

Your ability to understand abstract ideas and your desire to grow intellectually may seen very strong. Studying new concepts could help you look beyond past difficulties. Lucky Numbers: 6, 10, 24, 25, 32, 48
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

If you’re willing to experience a refreshing change of pace, a more adventurous attitude in your relationships could make this period more stimulating. Lucky Numbers: 2, 13, 19, 30, 39, 47
Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)

It’s important to look objectively at your own relationships. This can be a fruitful time to learn more about love and what you truly value. Lucky Numbers: 25, 27, 30, 34, 39, 45
Did you Know?
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Beauty parlour job: When he was a teenager, Danny DeVito’s sister worked at a beauty salon. Danny needed a job, so he worked with her as a cosmetician. He later became a successful actor, appearing in a variety of sitcoms and movies.
Paper to plastic: The Canadian government is saving money by printing less of it. The new and durable plastic currency lasts much longer than original paper bills, which means much less money has to be spent on printing them.
Not faulty: That loose clip on the end of a measuring tape did not get that way from wear and tear, it is there for a purpose. Tape measures are created like that to allow for the extra length that the depth of the clip adds to the tape.
Multi-tasker: Canadian actor Michael J. Fox’s success started with his roles in Back to the Future and Family Ties. Instead of choosing between the two productions, he shot both consecutively. For two months, he was on the set for 16.5 hours a day so that he could star in both productions.
On the Lighter Side
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Joey: “My dog Max started chewing up my library book!” Jimmy: “Oh, no, what did you do?” Joey: “I took the words right out of his mouth!”
Why is bread dough like the sun? When it rises, it’s light.
What do you call a young hockey player who scores a lot and is under 18 years of age? A goal minor.
Golf is about the only thing that depreciates above par.
Mary: “My doctor gave me three pills to help me lose weight. I take the red one before dinner and the green one’s for after dinner.” Jane: “And what’s the pink one for?” Mary: “The pink one is dinner.”
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