Table of Contents
Everybody’s Talking | Quotable Quotes | Trivia | What’s Happening | Your Weekly Horoscope | Did You Know? | On the Lighter Side
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Vol. 3 No. 10:12 October 12th, 2026
Everybody’s Talking
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Quotable Quotes
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“The greatest compensation of old age is its freedom of spirit. Another compensation is that it liberates you from envy, hatred, and malice.” – W. Somerset Maugham
“Too many people expect wonders from democracy, when the most wonderful thing of all is just having it.” – Walter Winchell
Trivia
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- What word is used to describe a hot, dry wind in southern Australia?
- Which bird is known for its laughing call?
- How many legs does a seahorse have?
- In the military, what does the abbreviation WO stand for?
- Is an okapi an animal, a vegetable or a mineral?
▼ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! ▼
Your Weekly Horoscope
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Pisces winners with the luckiest number being 8.
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Aries (March 21 - April 20)
You may be feeling openly affectionate, warm and quite responsive to loving gestures from others. As a result, friendships and amorous relationships could flourish. Lucky Numbers: 13, 24, 28, 37, 40, 47
Gemini (May 22 - June 21)
If you find that your vitality is strong, you’ll need a physical outlet for all that energy. Perhaps, you should try something that you have never had the courage to attempt before. Lucky Numbers: 8, 9, 18, 19, 28, 29
Taurus (April 21 - May 21)
You could meet or get re-acquainted with someone who is very good for you. You may want to give time to loved ones and spend generously to make them happy. Lucky Numbers: 2, 9, 11, 22, 44, 48
Cancer (June 22 - July 23)
Your ability to accommodate the unexpected could be called upon. The pace may be very quick and you’ll need to think on your feet while jumping to the next task. Lucky Numbers: 4, 14, 29, 31, 36, 45
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)
Try to avoid unpleasantness as much as possible. Your desire for harmony, beauty and gracious surroundings could be stronger than usual. Lucky Numbers: 3, 13, 24, 25, 39, 42
Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)
You may tend to spend time on social activities, which is not a bad thing. Taking time to chat with neighbours could result in more positive relationships. Lucky Numbers: 10, 18, 21, 38, 43, 40
Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)
Don’t allow relationships with those in authority to become uncomfortable. Break away from self-doubt and move towards using your talents to overcome criticism. Lucky Numbers: 1, 15, 19, 31, 42, 47
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
You may be able to communicate more effectively with family members and friends. Try to re-establish your connection and resolve a long-standing situation. Lucky Numbers: 4, 16, 19, 34, 46, 49
Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)
Opening up about personal and private matters may come easier to you. It might be worthwhile to record some of your old memories in a journal. Lucky Numbers: 3, 9, 13, 19, 33, 39
Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)
You may find that even when you are with others you’ll still feel separate. You might need to withdraw from any social contact and work at your own pace. Lucky Numbers: 11, 25, 26, 28, 42, 46
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)
You may need to act instinctively on your inner feelings. There could be changes you can make that will significantly improve your career. Lucky Numbers: 5, 10, 20, 35, 40, 45
Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)
Take a break from old, familiar surroundings in order to delve into bigger things. Don’t battle every obstacle. Get some rest and relaxation. Lucky Numbers: 8, 9, 22, 26, 35, 37
Did you Know?
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Google’s library: Ever wonder how Google can almost always find what you’re looking for on the Internet? It’s because the website’s index has about 60 trillion individual web pages to choose from. This database is roughly 100,000,000 gigabytes and constantly growing.
Long way down: At one time, you could tell the status of a person by what floor they lived on in an apartment building. Without elevators, poor people would have to climb many stories to get to their rooms, leaving the lower levels for wealthy residents.
Super strength: It turns out that people are stronger than they may think. If all the muscles in a human body worked together at one time, a person could lift 25 tonnes!
Perfect paradise: Belize is known for its dense forests and pristine beaches. This tropical nation, located south of Mexico, is about the size of the American state of New Hampshire.
Hot shot: Professional table tennis players can get into some very heated matches. Balls that are hit just right can reach speeds of 160 kilometers per hour.
On the Lighter Side
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Teacher: “Sam, if you had one dollar in one pocket and 75 cents in the other pocket, what would you have?” Sam: “My hands in my dad’s pockets!”
Daughter looking through family photos: “Doesn’t Daddy look funny in those suspenders?” Son: “Well, he’d look a darn sight funnier without them!”
Middle age is when the hardest things to raise in your garden are your knees.
Don’t be afraid to go out on a limb. That’s where the fruit is.
Sam: “You said Mr. Smith died and left no money?” Fran: “Yep, he lost his health getting wealthy and lost his wealth to get healthy!”
Trivia answers:
- Brickfielder
- Kookaburra
- None
- Warrant Officer
- Animal
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