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Everybody’s Talking | Quotable Quotes | Trivia | What’s Happening | Your Weekly Horoscope | Did You Know? | On the Lighter Side
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Vol. 1 No. 9:16 September 16, 2024
Everybody’s Talking
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Helpful mayor: If you are a woman and have trouble getting your car into a parking spot, then you might wish you lived in Triberg, Germany. There, Mayor Gallus Strobel, who some have labeled sexist, has allowed for the creation of parking spots at a new car park to be designated for women. The spots are wider than usual and easier to access. The men’s spots are nearer pillars or can only be backed into. The mayor denies charges of sexism and simply responds by pointing out that there are plenty of women who can park their cars effortlessly, with or without the specialized spots.
Good catch: Stephen Bernard was glad he was in the right place at the right time and that his hopes came true. The New York bus driver was coming home from work when he saw a young girl dancing on an air conditioner that extended from a third-floor apartment window. He knew she could easily fall and began running towards the building. When she did fall, Bernard was there to catch her. At first, he didn’t think he would be able to carry out the feat, but didn’t give up hope until the girl was in his arms. She landed safely, and Bernard was lucky, too, as he only suffered a torn tendon.
Lost violin: A Stradivarius violin is one of the rarest and most expensive violins in the world. Only about 600 of the instruments, made by Italian luthier Antonio Stradivari, exist today. So, when Alexander Dubach left a borrowed Stradivarius behind as he exited a train near his home in Thun, Switzerland, it could have been disastrous. But, fellow train traveller Pascal Tretola noticed the violin case and took it for safe keeping, turning it in the next day to the proper authorities. Dubach, a concert violinist, who was very grateful to Tretola, admits that he’s learned his lesson and won’t be transporting the instrument by himself anymore.
Strange thieves: A festival in France that celebrates medieval culture had some very unwelcome intruders. The Medievales Europeennes de Bitche festival, one of France’s largest medieval festivals, was robbed by thieves who were wearing medieval attire, according to a spokesman for the regional police in Lorraine. Organizers were busy counting the cash from the festival when the thieves struck. They escaped with about 20,000 euros or $25,000 (U.S.). Witnesses report that there were three or four robbers who were masked and wearing the unique costumes.
Quotable Quotes
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“Courage is fear that has said its prayers.”
– Karl Barth
“Wisdom is oftentimes nearer when we stoop than when we soar.”
– William Wordsworth
“We can easily forgive a child who is afraid of the dark; the real tragedy is when men are afraid of the light.”
– Plato
“A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.”
– Winston Churchill
Trivia
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- What is stored in the human gallbladder?
- Who was the documentary filmmaker of “The Civil War,” “Jazz,” and “Baseball”?
- Name the device that measures distance in a vehicle.
- What is a ragamuffin?
- From what fruit is cider vinegar usually made?
▼ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! ▼
What’s Happening
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September 2024
Red Deer
3rd Annual Grand Parade
Date & Time: September 21, 10 a.m. to 12:30 p.m.
Location: 4277-46A Avenue, Red Deer
Details: A family-friendly 2.5 km walk to honour aging friends and family, raising funds for charities serving seniors.
For More Information: Register and support at thegrandparade.org
Auditions for Red Deer Children’s Choir
Date & Time: Starting September 18, rehearsals on Wednesdays from 4:15 to 5:15 p.m.
Location: Red Deer
Details: Children in Grades 2-5 are encouraged to audition to be part of the award-winning Red Deer Children’s Choir. The choir runs through until the beginning of May. It is $40 for the entire year, thanks to our benefactor Musicplay Online.
For More Information: Email Director Annette Bradley at [email protected] to set up an audition time ahead of September 18 or with any inquiries.
Seniors’ Dance
Date & Time: Every Wednesday, 7 p.m.
Location: Red Deer Legion Branch #35
Details: Join the fun at the seniors’ dance.
For More Information: Visit the Red Deer Legion website.
Lacombe
Mentalist Jeff Newman
Date & Time: October 18, Doors open at 7 p.m., Show at 7:30 p.m.
Location: Lacombe Performing Arts Centre
Details: Tickets are $35 (students $40 with ID).
For More Information: Visit LacombePAC.com or the Mary C. Moore Public Library.
Recycling Round Up!
Date & Time: September 21, 10 a.m. – 2 p.m.
Location: City of Lacombe’s Infrastructure Services Building, 5444-56 Avenue
Details: Bring your old computers, broken electronics, TVs, paint, and household hazardous waste. Learn more at www.albertarecycling.ca.
For More Information: Visit the website.
Kinsmen Aquatic Centre Spray Park
Date & Time: Open daily from 10 a.m. to 8 p.m. (Weather dependent)
Location: Lacombe, Alberta
Details: The spray park is staying open for extended summer fun as long as the sun is shining and the weather stays warm.
For More Information: Visit lacombe.ca/pool
Film Presentation: WAAPAKE
Date & Time: September 27, 7 p.m.
Location: Mary C. Moore Public Library, Kinsmen Room
Details: A documentary about residential school survivors. Admission is $5 (cash only).
For More Information: No pre-registration required.
Lacombe and District Historical Society Annual General Meeting
Date & Time: September 19, doors open at 5:30 p.m., AGM starts at 6 p.m.
Location: Flatiron Building Museum
Details: Public welcome to join.
For More Information: Visit the Lacombe and District Historical Society’s website for more details.
Senior Drop-in Bowling
Date & Time: Every Tuesday and Friday at 10 a.m.
Location: Ambassador Bowling Centre, 5020 – 50 Street, Lacombe
Details: Seniors (50+) are invited to stop by for fun. $10 fee includes two games of bowling, shoe rental, coffee/tea, and snacks.
For More Information: Call 403.309.6387
Women’s Empowerment Conference 2024
Date & Time: September 21, 8:30 a.m. – 5 p.m.
Location: Dovercourt Hall, Highway 22
Details: A full day of breakout sessions, keynote speakers, vendors, silent auction, and more.
For More Information: Email [email protected].
Blacksmith Workshop Series
Date & Time: Ongoing in 2024
Location: Lacombe Museum
Details: The Blacksmith Workshop Series is back for 2024!
For More Information: Email [email protected] or call 403.782.3933.
Sylvan Lake
Hogwarts Reading Club
Date & Time: Ongoing
Location: Sylvan Lake Municipal Library
Details: Track your reading to earn points for your House and compete for the House Cup! Open to adults and children.
For More Information: Submit reading here: https://parklandab.wufoo.com/forms/hogwarts-reading-club/
Toxic Waste Round-up
Date & Time: September (Date TBA)
Location: 1 Industrial Drive, Sylvan Lake
Details: Safely dispose of toxic household waste free of charge. Ensure all material labels are intact for drop-off.
For More Information: Visit https://loom.ly/R_HRnU4
Your Weekly Horoscope
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Aries winners with the luckiest number being 2.
Aries (March 21 - April 20)
The emotional tension you might feel should lessen as the week unfolds. Focus your interests through written and spoken words. Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 9, 19, 40, 42.
Gemini (May 22 - June 21)
Your mind may seem too restless for you to sit still. You are able to think at a very high level, but may need more mental stimulation in order to communicate. Lucky Numbers: 10, 17, 18, 29, 40, 44.
Taurus (April 21 - May 21)
Your focus should be on your work and how to achieve your objectives. Once you do, you will have a clearer picture of what is required of you. Lucky Numbers: 3, 12, 30, 40, 45, 47.
Cancer (June 22 - July 23)
You may find that your creative imagination is quite active. So is your yearning for something beautiful. The artist in you emerges, and your creations will inspire you. Lucky Numbers: 7, 8, 11, 22, 31, 49.
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)
Totally immerse yourself in what you enjoy. Others are sure to recognize your unique talents. Ideas discussed can help you to understand all the complexities. Lucky Numbers: 17, 28, 31, 32, 39, 44.
Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)
Your creative world may seem a little off kilter. Focus on finding the root of the problem. A positive flow should start things running smoothly again. Lucky Numbers: 4, 8, 10, 12, 19, 23.
Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)
Feeling comfortable will get you back on track. Get-togethers should help you become more positive. Take pride in how much inner strength you feel. Lucky Numbers: 1, 8, 11, 22, 30, 40.
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Your restlessness and impatience may cause you to speak too forcefully. Soften your tone a little and listen. Beware of errors made in haste. Lucky Numbers: 6, 7, 15, 17, 25, 35.
Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)
Stirring up controversy is really not necessary. Don’t feel that you always have to fight for what you want. Find an ally that can lead you to success. Lucky Numbers: 10, 18, 20, 21, 27, 34.
Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)
You could make connections during a chance encounter. It may be time to be out and about, as opportunities to exchange information are certain to occur. Lucky Numbers: 14, 20, 22, 31, 33, 43.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)
It may not be easy to try to describe what is in your head. Such creative thoughts might give you a better perspective on where you’re going. Lucky Numbers: 9, 11, 21, 25, 36, 46.
Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)
Let your innovative spirit lead you. It may be tricky to break routines, but you need some time and space. Give yourself the chance to regenerate. Lucky Numbers: 2, 4, 10, 16, 25, 41.
Did you Know?
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Riveting reef: Coral reefs are amazing underwater structures built by living organisms. The largest of these is the Great Barrier Reef, which lies near the shores of Australia. Its 344,000 square kilometre area (213,280 miles) can be seen from space.
Pop culture: The first time aluminum cans were used for soft drinks was in 1957. However, it was not until 1965 that these pop-filled cans were found in vending machines.
Gum ban: To avoid sticky situations on the shoes of tourists, Disneyland does not sell chewing gum. The park’s infrastructure also uses 5,000 gallons of paint annually to maintain its fresh appearance.
Finer with age: Three decades after American movie actor Steve McQueen starred in “Le Mans,” some attention was given to a watch he wore in the movie. The unique watch later sold for $799,500 at a film merchandise auction.
Post is past? With internet and email usage on the rise, it is thought that postal services will become a thing of the past. But not today! Currently, the United States Postal Service delivers 167 billion pieces of mail a year.
On the Lighter Side
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Sign on Acme Pager Company: We’re At Your Beep and Call!
They finally invented a computer as smart as a person. It blames all its mistakes on another computer.
Sign on pastry shop window: Come To Us For Your Just Desserts
What do you call a craft show put on by monks? A friar works display.
Little boy: “Why won’t you pull a rabbit out of your hat?”
Magician: “Because I just washed my hare and can’t do a thing with it.”
Birthdays are good for you. Research has shown that the more you have, the longer you live.
If you can’t live within your earnings, you have to live within your yearnings.
Trivia answers:
- Bile
- Ken Burns
- Odometer
- Unkempt child
- Apple
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