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Vol. 3 No. 04:20 Apr 20th, 2026

Everybody’s Talking

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Long line Talk about traffic jams! Those who live in small cities and complain about a couple of hours of delay during rush hour would not fare well in Saudi Arabia. There, a causeway links Saudi Arabia on the mainland to the island nation of Bahrain. The King Fahd Causeway is only 26 kilometres (16 miles) long, but it can sometimes take eight hours to get across. It seems that a lack of customs officials is the cause for the delays. People like to go to Bahrain to shop and others have business there, but no one enjoys waiting in line to get to their destinations.

Shoplifters A man in Chicago, Illinois (US) is a carpet layer by trade, but apparently enjoys shoplifting more. Along with his wife and daughter, the man is being charged with stealing $7 million in merchandise from stores all over the country. The women in the family would hide items in their skirts, then the merchandise would be sold over the Internet. It must have been a lucrative business because the family owned a million-dollar home and 12 expensive vehicles. However, all good things for this family came to an end when they were caught and charged with the crimes.

Expensive nuptials It seems that no matter where one lives, getting married is often a costly affair. Wedding traditions, from expensive gowns to five-course meals, can cause financial hardship for many families. In Gansu Province in China, however, grooms are often faced with an exceptional problem. They are expected to provide pre-wedding gifts to the bride’s family. The amount the grooms are expected to spend on these gifts has risen over the years and today it is not uncommon for over 100,000 yuan ($16,000 US) to be spent. It can take the groom’s family years to save for the expense.

Doll population Ayano Tsukimi was sad when she went to visit the town in which she grew up. The town of Nagoro is in a remote location on Shikoku Island. Once an active community with hundreds of people, it now has a population of under 50 because most people have moved to larger cities. Tsukimi decided to take action. As an artist, she made over 350 life-sized dolls and placed them in situations in which they appear to be carrying on with life. They might be shopping, sitting on a bench or hanging around a school yard. Although they are only dolls, Tsukimi’s art is a reminder of a happy past.

Quotable Quotes

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“It is not only what we do, but also what we do not do, for which we are accountable.”
— Moliere
“The diamond cannot be polished without friction, nor the man perfected without trials.”
— Chinese proverb
“There is no future in any job. The future lies in the person who holds the job.”
— Dr. George Crane

Trivia

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  1. A docent is a side trip, a frequent flyer or a tour guide?
  2. Finish this weather proverb: “Clear moon…”
  3. In American diner slang, what does the term ‘sea dust’ mean?
  4. How many sides does a hexagon have – four, six or eight?
  5. Who won seven gold medals in the 1972 Olympics?

▼ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! ▼

What’s Happening

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April 2026

Red Deer

The Rule of Law – What’s Happening in Alberta?
Date & Time: April 14, 6:00–7:30 p.m.
Location: Red Deer Main Public Library – Snell Auditorium
Details: Legal panel discussion hosted by the Council of Canadians (Red Deer Chapter). $5 donation encouraged.
For More Information: Email [email protected]

Giant Used Book Sale
Date & Time: April 24 (10:00 a.m.–7:00 p.m.) & April 25 (9:00 a.m.–4:00 p.m.)
Location: Sacred Heart Church Library, 5508-48A Avenue, Red Deer
Details: Books, DVDs, and puzzles for all ages. Nothing over $2.
For More Information: Call 403.872.7960


Sylvan Lake, Gasoline Alley, Springbrook & Penhold

The Big Squeeze (formerly Lemonade Day)
Date & Time: June 13 (Registration deadline: April 13)
Location: Sylvan Lake
Details: Hands-on program for kids to learn how to start and run a small business through a lemonade stand.
For More Information: Visit sylvanlake.ca/thebigsqueeze

Mystery Book Club
Date & Time: Monday, April 13, 6:30–8:00 p.m.
Location: Sylvan Lake Municipal Library
Details: Discussion of The Heron’s Cry by Ann Cleeves. New members welcome; refreshments provided.
For More Information: Visit library website


Lacombe, Blackfalds, Bentley & Rimbey (April 6 Edition)

Readers’ Retreat
Date & Time: Friday, April 10, 6:00–9:00 p.m.
Location: Mary C. Moore Public Library
Details: Quiet reading evening with tea and cookies. RSVP required.
For More Information: Email [email protected]

Beaverhill Bird Observatory Presentation
Date & Time: Saturday, April 11, 12:00 p.m. & 3:00 p.m.
Location: Ellis Nature Centre
Details: Learn about bird diversity, flight adaptations, and meet an educational bird. Limited to 40 attendees.
For More Information: Visit ellisnaturecentre.ca

Your Weekly Horoscope

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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Virgo winners with the luckiest number being 6.

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Aries (March 21 - April 20)

Let loose and feel alive. A more playful, adventurous attitude in your relationship could bring delightful pleasures. Lucky Numbers: 29, 40, 43, 45, 46, 48.

Gemini (May 22 - June 21)

Good humour and optimism most likely will prevail. Try to have a better perspective than before. Talk to someone who’s in a position to help you reach your goals. Lucky Numbers: 17, 19, 33, 34, 45, 37.

Taurus (April 21 - May 21)

Exchanging information, ideas, and opinions could play an important role for you. Try to be receptive and learn as much as you can from others. Lucky Numbers: 1, 14, 45, 46, 48, 49.

Cancer (June 22 - July 23)

Confidence and inner harmony are so important to your well-being. Move forward with creative projects and express your thoughts and ideas with others. Lucky Numbers: 5, 23, 24, 32, 36, 41.

Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)

It may be time to take a respite from your usual demands. You’ll find that a little break will provide you with spiritual rejuvenation and inspiration. Lucky Numbers: 1, 4, 7, 13, 16, 27.

Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

Work with a clear objective in mind. Those in authority may respond favourably to your confidence and see how easily you can solve problems. Lucky Numbers: 4, 23, 27, 32, 38, 49.

Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)

Current communications appear to be excellent, especially if you are straightforward and articulate. An agreement could be reached. Lucky Numbers: 6, 18, 21, 24, 32, 45.

Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

Put extra energy into thinking about and organizing your work. Gathering information regarding career or long-range goals is important now. Lucky Numbers: 19, 34, 35, 37, 44, 45.

Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

You might have a very realistic and no-nonsense attitude. Be cautious about new ideas. Deep, quiet study and solitary reflection may be needed. Lucky Numbers: 9, 13, 20, 28, 38, 39.

Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

Relationships with the opposite sex could intensify. You may experience strong feelings of attraction and desire and find a new love relationship or re-kindle an old one. Lucky Numbers: 21, 34, 38, 45, 46, 48.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

You may experience sudden insights to produce solutions to old problems. Be sure to make room for a lot of spontaneity and flexibility in your routine. Lucky Numbers: 35, 37, 39, 43, 46, 48.

Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)

Do your best work and take pride in your focus. You may want to examine how to use time and energy to improve your efficiency. Lucky Numbers: 27, 29, 32, 37, 48, 49.

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Did you Know?

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Belated fame American folk musician Sixto Diaz Rodriquez of Detroit, Michigan (US) never made it big in the United States in the 1960s and ’70s. However, he didn’t realize he had always been considered a celebrity in South Africa until 1997 when he travelled there to perform for his adoring fans.

Big fire Forest fires can cause a lot of damage. One occurred in 1910 that became known as “The Big Burn.” That fire destroyed 7,500 square miles of forest in the state of Idaho (US).

Mmm, good! Tajine is a slow-cooked, savoury stew of Morocco containing vegetables or fruit, along with meat, fish or poultry and flavoured with such spices as ginger, cumin and cinnamon. Traditionally, this dish is cooked in a pot that is also called a tajine.

Dinner time The Komodo dragon of Indonesia is strong enough to attack and bite large animals, such as deer or wild boar. Poison in the dragon’s saliva kills the prey over a few days, at which point the dragon can have a feast.

On the Lighter Side

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Jim: “I thought you were going bear hunting?”

Jack: “Well, I got as far as the Interstate.”

Jim: “What happened?”

Jack: “I saw a sign that said Bear Left, so I came home!”

Charge Card Company A place that gives everyone else all the credit for its success.

Diner: “How hot are your hot tamales?”

Waiter: “Well, if more than three customers eat them at the same time, the sprinkler system goes on!”

Trivia answers:

  1. Tour guide
  2. …frost soon
  3. Salt
  4. Six
  5. Mark Spitz

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Please note this issue was published sometime over the past 10 years. Jokes, Trivia, Stories and Quotes may be time specific or reference maybe made to events which are no longer relevant.