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Vol. 3 No. 08:03 August 3rd, 2026

Everybody’s Talking

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Clean streets: The streets of Tokyo, Japan, have become cleaner ever since a character named Mangetsu Man decided to do a good deed. Dressed in a purple suit, Mangetsu Man wears a big yellow ball that has eyes, a nose and a mouth drawn onto it. He carries a broom and dustpan and keeps busy sweeping up the dust and dirt on the street in the Roppongi district of the city. And that’s not all, he has also been known to act out funny skits, as well as play basketball when the spirit moves him. Mangetsu Man even has his own website, where he says he wants to deliver love and happiness.

Guide dog duty: A guide dog name O’Neil came to the rescue of his two handlers during a training outing on the streets of San Rafael, California (US). The three were walking on a sidewalk when a car suddenly jumped the curb from the street and started careening down the sidewalk. In the nick of time, O’Neil pulled his human companions around a corner. Meanwhile, the car continued on its erratic journey before coming to rest on the side of a building. O’Neil’s handlers are quite sure that he’ll provide great services to a lucky owner someday!

Sitting on the clouds: An ancient castle on Mount Kojo in Asago, Hyogo Prefecture in Japan seems to sit on clouds every autumn morning between dawn and 8 a.m., when fog surrounds the area. Called Takeda Castle, historians believe it was built in 1443. Many tourists visit the castle in the fall to witness this illusion, as well as in the spring, when cherry blossoms adorn the grounds. To reach the castle, visitors have to hike for 40 minutes from the foot of the mountain. There is a charge to view the ruins and the money goes towards the castle’s preservation.

Simulated disaster: A restaurant in Spain called the Disaster Café, means business. Customers are treated not only to good food, but also to a simulated major earthquake. The good thing is that no one gets hurt, but a lot of drinks get spilled as the place starts to rattle and shake, with lights flickering and furniture jiggling. People love the experience, but to get in, it’s necessary to make reservations. The serving staff of the establishment wear uniforms that resemble construction site attire (such as hard hats) and there is also an alien theme that appeals to kids. It’s fun for everyone!

Quotable Quotes

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“The opinion of the majority is not the final proof of what is right.” – Schiller
“Be happy with what you have. If you spend your life looking for greener pastures, you might find you’re too old to climb the fence.” – Anon.

Trivia

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  1. What are chanterelle, porcini and shiitake?
  2. What is the name of the largest river in South America?
  3. To eulogize means to praise, lament, or sing a solo?
  4. How much nutritional fibre is in the fruit of an orange?
  5. What is the term given to a bright or clear spot in a fog bank?

▼ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! ▼

What’s Happening

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July 2026

Red Deer

Zucchini Day
Date & Time: Saturday, August 8 from 10 a.m. to 3 p.m.
Location: Red Deer Public Library Dawe Branch (56 Holt Street)
Details: Crafts for kids, recipes for everyone, zucchini sampling, and a take-it-or-leave-it table.
For More Information: Visit library website.

Hearts of Harmony Regular Rehearsals
Date & Time: Monday nights starting August 10, 2026, 6:30–9:00 p.m.
Location: Gaetz Memorial United Church
Details: Chorus rehearsals returning after summer break. Open to ladies interested in joining.
For More Information: heartsofharmony.ca


Sylvan Lake / Area

Life Skills 101: On Our Own
Date & Time: August 6 from 6 to 7:30 p.m.
Location: Sylvan Lake Municipal Library
Details: Learn about renting rights and home repair basics. Designed to empower teens and young adults (16+). Run in collaboration with Youth Services Sylvan Lake. Free admission, registration required.
For More Information: Visit library website.

Hearts of Harmony Regular Rehearsals
Date & Time: Monday nights starting August 10, 2026, 6:30–9:00 p.m.
Location: Gaetz Memorial United Church, Red Deer
Details: Chorus rehearsals returning after summer break. Open to ladies interested in joining.
For More Information: heartsofharmony.ca


Lacombe / Blackfalds / Bentley / Rimbey

Adult Summer Reading Challenge
Date & Time: Ongoing through September 4
Location: Mary C. Moore Public Library
Details: Pick up a printed challenge package to participate. Every participant earns a reward and entry into a grand prize draw for $60 to a local business and a book lover’s gift bundle. No registration required.
For More Information: Email [email protected]

Music in the Park – Mark Cruz
Date & Time: August 5 at 6:30 p.m.
Location: Echo Stage on the south side of the Lacombe Memorial Centre (5214-50 Ave)
Details: Outdoor live musical performance featuring Mark Cruz, presented by the Lacombe Performing Arts Centre.
For More Information: N/A

Your Weekly Horoscope

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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Pisces winners with the luckiest number being 1.

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Aries (March 21 - April 20)

Your emotional responses to life in general may be more intense. Your need to share, to give and receive love, and to be accepted could be very strong right now. Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 3, 28, 48, 49

Gemini (May 22 - June 21)

Communicating your feelings may become a bit easier. Be sensitive to not only what others are saying, but also what they are feeling. Lucky Numbers: 12, 13, 19, 21, 38, 46

Taurus (April 21 - May 21)

You may not want to push your own interests right now as the needs of others could require more of your attention. Be ready and motivated to serve others. It could be very rewarding. Lucky Numbers: 1, 6, 12, 27, 39, 46

Cancer (June 22 - July 23)

Your best technique might be perfected. If you allow your creative talents to reach new levels, you could succeed in your endeavours. Lucky Numbers: 2, 8, 18, 25, 30, 34

Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)

Communications play an important role for you. You may hear from those who are important to you, and you could feel a pressing need to bring matters out in the open. Lucky Numbers: 3, 17, 18, 28, 31, 42

Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

You may find that you have a low tolerance for boredom and for following the rules. If you make some creative changes, you could discover better ways of doing things. Lucky Numbers: 6, 9, 18, 23, 29, 36

Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)

Your patience may be running thin. If your mind is on accomplishments, be aware of the competitive edge in your speech or mannerisms. Lucky Numbers: 15, 26, 34, 37, 39, 46

Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

Get a new perspective on your relationships and lifestyle. Be careful about making any decisions until you are comfortable with the changes you’re considering. Lucky Numbers: 3, 6, 13, 20, 28, 42

Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

You may be exposed to abstract ideas which could broaden your world. Your ability to understand and your desire to grow intellectually may be very strong. Lucky Numbers: 12, 17, 20, 25, 28, 42

Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

Words are important. You may want to re-word a proposal or adjust your manner of communicating in order to come to a mutual agreement. Lucky Numbers: 9, 19, 26, 28, 35, 40

 

 

Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

Improvements in your workplace could provide you with a solid base. New techniques discussed with co-workers are likely to be beneficial. Lucky Numbers: 1, 5, 17, 26, 30, 38

Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)

You may need to break free from fixed patterns that you have followed in your life. Seek changes, rather than continue with the same routine. Lucky Numbers: 1, 15, 19, 39, 41, 49

 

 

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Did you Know?

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Yummy fruit: The purple mangosteen is a tree fruit that originated in Indonesia and is found in a few other tropical countries. It is about the size of a tangerine, but has a hard, purple inedible exterior. The inside is soft and white with a tangy, but sweet taste.

Big and sweet: Jackfruit grows on trees in some tropical countries, such as India and Brazil. Large and oblong, this fruit can weigh from three to 30 kilograms (6-66 pounds). The green exterior has blunt thorns and the edible interior contains yellow-orange bulbs that taste sweet.

Blue water: In southwestern Iceland there is a place called the Blue Lagoon which has geothermal water which comes from underground. The water appears to be blue due to its composition and it is 38°C (100°F), which is the perfect spa temperature.

Frog’s skin: A frog’s skin is very important. For example, frogs do not drink water. Rather, they hydrate themselves by soaking water into their body through their skin. As well, some of the air they need comes through their skin, while the rest is breathed through their nostrils.

On the Lighter Side

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Q: How do you drive a baby buggy?

A: Tickle its feet!

Q: What did the chick say when it saw an orange in the nest?

A: “Look at the orange mama laid!”

Policeman stopping a motorist for driving down a one-way street: “Just where do you think you’re going?”

Driver: “I don’t know, but I must be late ’cause everyone else is already coming back!”

Q: How many cockroaches does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: No one knows; when the light comes on they all scatter.

Father: “Son, what should you do when you see a flag waving?”

Little Boy: “Wave back.”

Trivia answers:

  1. Mushrooms
  2. Amazon River
  3. Praise
  4. 3.1 grams
  5. Fog dog

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Please note this issue was published sometime over the past 10 years. Jokes, Trivia, Stories and Quotes may be time specific or reference maybe made to events which are no longer relevant.