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Vol. 3 No. 09:21 September 21st, 2026

Everybody’s Talking

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Mirrors: A small town in Norway called Rjukan has become sunnier because of technology. Located in a deep valley with mountains all around it, Rjukan doesn’t get any sun during six months of winter. To bring sun to the valley, three gigantic mirrors, each one measuring 51 square metres (167 square feet), were installed on a mountaintop. The mirrors have wireless technology, allowing them to follow the sun and the light is reflected down to the town below. Martin Andersen headed up the campaign to erect the mirrors, which are seen as a way to promote the well-being of the town’s inhabitants.

Flying high: Three children on a holiday with their parents in Ambleside, Cumbria, England, went for a wild wide in a tent. Oliver, Kate and Lily Gardner were sleeping in an eight-person tent while their parents, Steve and Gail Gardner, were outside tending to camp duties. Suddenly, a huge gust of wind picked up the tent, with the children inside, and carried it 30 feet away, where it got hung up on a fence. The parents raced to rescue their children, who ended up with some bumps and bruises, but came out of the ordeal okay. The family won’t likely forget that camping trip for a long time!

No brushes: Forgetting her paint brushes left in the car while on a hike with her husband was the impetus for artist Sandy Byers to start using credit cards to paint with. The resident from Whidbey Island, Washington (US) now enjoys using credit cards for painting as much as she likes using them for shopping! The creations she makes, often landscapes, seascapes, animals or portraits, are beautiful works of art, and viewers wouldn’t know that a credit card had been used in the process.

Pay up: If Roopam Plawn has her way, her ex-boyfriend is going to have a few bills to pay. It seems that the woman from Kamloops, British Columbia (CAN) failed one of her university courses and she’s blaming it on the stress she endured when Jasmeet Ahluwalia broke up with her. Roopam wants money for the course’s tuition, a little something for the anxiety she suffered, as well as a wee bit more for her terribly distressed state of mind after Ahluwalia left her. As well, she’s trying to get back some money that she allegedly loaned to the guy while they were still together. Good luck!

Quotable Quotes

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“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.” – Marianne Williamson
“Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern, but impossible to enslave.” – Henry Peter Brougham

Trivia

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  1. Who invented the microwave oven?
  2. What year did Lou Gehrig hit four home runs in a single game?
  3. A natterjack is a fish, a toad, or a cookie?
  4. Chantilly is whipped cream flavoured with what?
  5. Who said, “Chop your own wood and it will warm you twice.”?

▼ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! ▼

What’s Happening

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September 2026

Red Deer

Operation Food Lift
Date & Time: Saturday, September 27 starting at 9 a.m.
Location: Sky Wings Aviation Academy (Red Deer Regional Airport, Penhold)
Details: For just $30 per person, you can take to the skies for a flight over Red Deer, with proceeds supporting the Red Deer Food Bank and helping provide food to individuals and families throughout Central Alberta.
For More Information: 403.352.1765 or [email protected]

Oktoberfest & 60th Anniversary Celebration
Date & Time: October 3, 2026, at 5:00 PM
Location: 38167 RR 280, Red Deer County

Details: German Canadian Club of Red Deer invites you to celebrate Oktoberfest and our 60th Anniversary with German food, Schuhplattlers, Wild Rose Yodellers, and Rocky Mountain Opas.

For More Information: Email [email protected] or call 403-343-1744


Sylvan Lake / Area

Sylvan Lake Neighborhood Welcome
Date & Time: N/A
Location: Sylvan Lake
Details: Connects new qualified shoppers to local businesses, saving money on everything from groceries and auto needs to leisure activities.

For More Information: Email Colin at [email protected]

Family Movie Matinée
Date & Time: Saturday, September 26 from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m.
Location: Sylvan Lake Municipal Library
Details: Drop in to watch Dreamworks The Wild Robot (2024). Food and drink will be provided. A fun, no-cost day out with the family while enjoying a heartwarming story on screen.
For More Information: Visit library website for full details.


Lacombe / Blackfalds / Bentley / Rimbey

Square Dance Lessons
Date & Time: Tuesdays through December 15 from 7 to 9 p.m.
Location: Kozy Korner (5024-53 Street, Lacombe)
Details: Offered by Square Dance Lessons. Fun for the young and young at heart! No partner necessary. Family activity, casual dress.
For More Information: 403.542.8009 or [email protected]

Annual Fall Walk
Date & Time: Sunday, September 27 at 2 p.m.
Location: JJ Collett Natural Area
Details: Two options for walks: a slower, interpretive walk, where our instructor will stop to point out plants and wildlife, or a faster-paced walk that will go a further distance with not as many stops. Refreshments and BBQ will be available after the walk.
For More Information: 403.391.4117

 

Your Weekly Horoscope

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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Libra winners with the luckiest number being 10.

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Aries (March 21 - April 20)

You may need only to rely on yourself and your own resources. Gather up your scattered forces and concentrate more on your future. Lucky Numbers: 6, 8, 9, 26, 28, 29

Gemini (May 22 - June 21)

Co-workers who keep the flow running smoothly might not have your interest at heart. You may need to turn a miscommunication into a change of plans. Lucky Numbers: 20, 23, 26, 29, 32, 35

Taurus (April 21 - May 21)

Your inventive streak might result in making a breakthrough or startling discovery. You could be more inclined to act on the wilder impulses and desires you feel deeply about. Lucky Numbers: 3, 17, 22, 40, 44, 47

Cancer (June 22 - July 23)

Differences in styles or personal tastes may be an issue for you. Be gracious about making adjustments even if you feel uncomfortable inside. Lucky Numbers: 1, 5, 7, 18, 27, 31

Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)

You’re more apt to gain what you want through charm or diplomacy. Enlist the support of your friends, rather than trying to be bold and outspoken. Lucky Numbers: 2, 6, 16, 26, 36, 46

Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

Communication with family members should clear up any confusion. Your attendance at an artistic event may expose you to new styles that are quite different from your own. Lucky Numbers: 10, 13, 25, 38, 42, 45

Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)

It may not be a time for solitary activity. Harmonizing might be your theme. You could feel particularly affectionate in the company of your close friends. Lucky Numbers: 4, 16, 24, 35, 44, 47

Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

You might need to get a new perspective on your lifestyle. Don’t force yourself to make key decisions until you are completely comfortable with them. Lucky Numbers: 22, 23, 24, 35, 41, 48

Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

You may feel quite amorous and want to share those feelings with someone you love. It might be a good time to make connections and discover emotional fulfillment. Lucky Numbers: 13, 14, 15, 21, 30, 47

Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

Are you being too optimistic and possibly a little too extravagant? Be cautious because things may not be as they seem. Beware of get rich schemes. Lucky Numbers: 1, 7, 9, 17, 26, 42

Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

An inviting atmosphere and appreciation for work well done may be indicated. New contracts you sign could be good for future endeavours. Lucky Numbers: 22, 23, 44, 46, 48, 49

Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)

You could become fascinated by the mysterious and probe until you discover the truth. An interest in psychology or the secrets of others may intrigue you. Lucky Numbers: 5, 10, 15, 25, 35, 45

Did you Know?

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Green blood: Since sunlight is filtered underwater, things start to look different the deeper you go. Red is one of the first colours to lose its tone, which is why blood appears green about 30 feet below the water’s surface.

Aussie problems: Magpie attacks are common in Australian cities and the birds often target cyclists. To defend themselves from these attacks, serious Australian cyclists wear helmets with spikes.

Ancient artists: Animated images may seem to be a form of modern entertainment, but they actually date back 30,000 years. Humans at that time would create cave paintings with multiple sketches of the same scene to show movement.

Judge not: Sometimes predictions end up being the completely opposite of what really transpires. Before their careers took off, American actors Gene Hackman and Dustin Hoffman were voted “The Least Likely to Succeed” in the acting school they attended together.

On the Lighter Side

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Sign in the window of a health food restaurant: All You Should Eat: $3.75.

What do you get if you cross clocks with steer?

Lots of minute steaks.

Gift-aphasia: Loss of memory that causes the accidental recycling of gifts back to the same person who gave them to you last year.

The safest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

Judge: “Have you anything to offer the court before you receive your sentence?”

Prisoner: “No, your Honour, my lawyer took my last dollar!”

Trivia answers:

  1. Percy Spencer
  2. 1932
  3. A toad
  4. Vanilla
  5. Henry Ford

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© Published with permission of Central Alberta Coffee News

Please note this issue was published sometime over the past 10 years. Jokes, Trivia, Stories and Quotes may be time specific or reference maybe made to events which are no longer relevant.