Table of Contents
Everybody’s Talking | Quotable Quotes | Trivia | What’s Happening | Your Weekly Horoscope | Did You Know? | On the Lighter Side
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Vol. 3 No. 09:21 September 21st, 2026
Everybody’s Talking
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Quotable Quotes
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“Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure.” – Marianne Williamson
“Education makes people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern, but impossible to enslave.” – Henry Peter Brougham
Trivia
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- Who invented the microwave oven?
- What year did Lou Gehrig hit four home runs in a single game?
- A natterjack is a fish, a toad, or a cookie?
- Chantilly is whipped cream flavoured with what?
- Who said, “Chop your own wood and it will warm you twice.”?
▼ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! ▼
Your Weekly Horoscope
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Libra winners with the luckiest number being 10.
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Aries (March 21 - April 20)

You may need only to rely on yourself and your own resources. Gather up your scattered forces and concentrate more on your future. Lucky Numbers: 6, 8, 9, 26, 28, 29
Gemini (May 22 - June 21)

Co-workers who keep the flow running smoothly might not have your interest at heart. You may need to turn a miscommunication into a change of plans. Lucky Numbers: 20, 23, 26, 29, 32, 35
Taurus (April 21 - May 21)

Your inventive streak might result in making a breakthrough or startling discovery. You could be more inclined to act on the wilder impulses and desires you feel deeply about. Lucky Numbers: 3, 17, 22, 40, 44, 47
Cancer (June 22 - July 23)

Differences in styles or personal tastes may be an issue for you. Be gracious about making adjustments even if you feel uncomfortable inside. Lucky Numbers: 1, 5, 7, 18, 27, 31
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)

You’re more apt to gain what you want through charm or diplomacy. Enlist the support of your friends, rather than trying to be bold and outspoken. Lucky Numbers: 2, 6, 16, 26, 36, 46
Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

Communication with family members should clear up any confusion. Your attendance at an artistic event may expose you to new styles that are quite different from your own. Lucky Numbers: 10, 13, 25, 38, 42, 45
Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)

It may not be a time for solitary activity. Harmonizing might be your theme. You could feel particularly affectionate in the company of your close friends. Lucky Numbers: 4, 16, 24, 35, 44, 47
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

You might need to get a new perspective on your lifestyle. Don’t force yourself to make key decisions until you are completely comfortable with them. Lucky Numbers: 22, 23, 24, 35, 41, 48
Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

You may feel quite amorous and want to share those feelings with someone you love. It might be a good time to make connections and discover emotional fulfillment. Lucky Numbers: 13, 14, 15, 21, 30, 47
Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

Are you being too optimistic and possibly a little too extravagant? Be cautious because things may not be as they seem. Beware of get rich schemes. Lucky Numbers: 1, 7, 9, 17, 26, 42
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

An inviting atmosphere and appreciation for work well done may be indicated. New contracts you sign could be good for future endeavours. Lucky Numbers: 22, 23, 44, 46, 48, 49
Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)

You could become fascinated by the mysterious and probe until you discover the truth. An interest in psychology or the secrets of others may intrigue you. Lucky Numbers: 5, 10, 15, 25, 35, 45
Did you Know?
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Green blood: Since sunlight is filtered underwater, things start to look different the deeper you go. Red is one of the first colours to lose its tone, which is why blood appears green about 30 feet below the water’s surface.
Aussie problems: Magpie attacks are common in Australian cities and the birds often target cyclists. To defend themselves from these attacks, serious Australian cyclists wear helmets with spikes.
Ancient artists: Animated images may seem to be a form of modern entertainment, but they actually date back 30,000 years. Humans at that time would create cave paintings with multiple sketches of the same scene to show movement.
Judge not: Sometimes predictions end up being the completely opposite of what really transpires. Before their careers took off, American actors Gene Hackman and Dustin Hoffman were voted “The Least Likely to Succeed” in the acting school they attended together.
On the Lighter Side
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Sign in the window of a health food restaurant: All You Should Eat: $3.75.
What do you get if you cross clocks with steer?
Lots of minute steaks.
Gift-aphasia: Loss of memory that causes the accidental recycling of gifts back to the same person who gave them to you last year.
The safest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
Judge: “Have you anything to offer the court before you receive your sentence?”
Prisoner: “No, your Honour, my lawyer took my last dollar!”
Trivia answers:
- Percy Spencer
- 1932
- A toad
- Vanilla
- Henry Ford
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