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Aug 12th, 2024
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Everybody’s Talking | Quotable Quotes | Trivia | What’s Happening | Your Weekly Horoscope | Did You Know? | On the Lighter Side
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Vol. 1 No. 8:12 August 12, 2024
Everybody’s Talking
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Not fooling: When Karla Noriega’s six-year-old son was driving his toy motorcycle, he accidentally ran into a real vehicle. A policeman witnessed the incident and cracked down on the pint-sized driver, charging him with reckless driving, driving without a license and driving an unregistered vehicle. He also impounded the bike. The incident happened in the Mexican border city of Ciudad Juarez. Noriega was further outraged when she discovered she would have to pay $183 in fines to get the toy back. Media publicity soon prompted a change of heart, however. According to city council secretary Hector Arceluz, the authorities dropped the fines and returned the toy motorcycle to the boy.
Easy listening: A study conducted at John Radcliffe Hospital in Oxford, England, showed that patients who are awake during surgery are calmer and cope better with their recovery when music is played during their operation. Hazim Sadideen, who led the study, says 96 patients were tested. Music was played for half the operations and it was quiet for the other half. Patients who listened to music during the operation had more regular breathing, averaging 11 breaths per minute, compared to 13 breaths in the non-music group. Sadideen points out that undergoing surgery can be stressful and that it’s important to find ways to reduce that stress for patients.
Strange momma: In Columbia, a city in Alabama, four kittens found an unusual momma. They snuggled up and nursed from Molly, a white English bulldog. The dog, who already had three newborn puppies, took over after the kittens’ mother died. The pet’s owner, Elbert Bristow, is still marveling at how quickly Molly assumed the mothering duties for the kittens. He points out that normally cats and dogs are natural enemies. He explained that this was the first time he’d ever seen a dog take over a litter of kittens. He kept the pups and kittens separated during nursing sessions.
Big debt: Back in 1562, the eastern German town of Mittenwalde was a seat of power, and it loaned Berlin 400 guilders, to be repaid at six percent interest annually. The debt was never repaid, but every 50 years, Mittenwalde, now a sleepy little hamlet, makes an official request to Berlin to repay the money, which would now amount to 11,200 guilders (about $137 million U.S.). Adjust for compound interest and inflation and it adds up to trillions of dollars. Town historian Vera Schmidt claims that the debt document was examined by authorities in 1893 and found to be authentic.
Quotable Quotes
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“There’s more to life than simply increasing its speed.”
– Mahatma Gandhi“One thing I know: the only ones among you who will be really happy are those who will have sought and found how to serve.”
– Albert Schweitzer“Three great essentials to achieve anything worthwhile are, first, hard work; second, stick-to-itiveness; third, common sense.”
– Thomas Edison
Trivia
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- What is the lowest layer of the Earth’s atmosphere?
- Finish this weather proverb: “The farther the sight, the nearer the …..
- What is the most common blood type in the world?
- In personal ads, what does the abbreviation SOH mean?
- Who was the founder of cybernetics?
▼ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! ▼
What’s Happening
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July 2024
Red Deer
AFRO Caribbean Festival
Date & Time: August 17 & 18
Location: Downtown Red Deer
Details: Enjoy vibrant cultural celebrations featuring music, food, and performances.
For More Information: Call 403.550.4067.
Auditions for Red Deer Children’s Choir
Date & Time: Starting September 18, rehearsals on Wednesdays from 4:15 to 5:15 p.m.
Location: Red Deer
Details: Children in Grades 2-5 are encouraged to audition to be part of the award-winning Red Deer Children’s Choir. The choir runs through until the beginning of May. It is $40 for the entire year, thanks to our benefactor Musicplay Online.
For More Information: Email Director Annette Bradley at [email protected] to set up an audition time ahead of September 18 or with any inquiries.
Seniors’ Dance
Date & Time: Every Wednesday, 7 p.m.
Location: Red Deer Legion Branch #35
Details: Join the fun at the seniors’ dance.
For More Information: Visit the Red Deer Legion website.
Lacombe
Mary C. Moore Public Library Lego Robotics Club
Date & Time: Tuesdays in August from 2 to 4 p.m.
Location: Mary C. Moore Public Library
Details: Free, drop-in program for children ages 10 and up.
For More Information: Visit the Library Facebook page for complete details.
Lacombe and District Historical Society Annual General Meeting
Date & Time: September 19, doors open at 5:30 p.m., AGM starts at 6 p.m.
Location: Flatiron Building Museum
Details: Public welcome to join.
For More Information: Visit the Lacombe and District Historical Society’s website for more details.
Try-It Program
Date & Time: Every Thursday from 6 to 8 p.m.
Location: City of Lacombe Kinsmen Aquatic Centre
Details: Dive into summer fun with activities ranging from the Junior Lifeguard Club to Water Baseball. Learn lifesaving skills, improve your strokes, or just have a ball in the pool!
For More Information: Sessions cost $6 per person or $15.50 for the whole family. Register today at this link or call 403.782.1278.
Senior Drop-in Bowling
Date & Time: Every Tuesday and Friday at 10 a.m.
Location: Ambassador Bowling Centre, 5020 – 50 Street, Lacombe
Details: Seniors (50+) are invited to stop by for fun. $10 fee includes two games of bowling, shoe rental, coffee/tea, and snacks.
For More Information: Call 403.309.6387
Music in the Park
Date & Time: Every Wednesday at 6:30 p.m.
Location: Echo Stage, Lacombe Memorial Centre
Details: Enjoy performances by Blueprint on July 10 and Misery Mountain Boys on July 17. Bring your lawn chairs or picnic blankets for a great atmosphere and wonderful entertainment!
For More Information: Visit lacombepac.com.
Blacksmith Workshop Series
Date & Time: Ongoing in 2024
Location: Lacombe Museum
Details: The Blacksmith Workshop Series is back for 2024!
For More Information: Email [email protected] or call 403.782.3933.
Sylvan Lake
Sylvan Lake Municipal Library Book Sale
Date & Time: August 30 & 31 from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m.
Location: Sylvan Lake Municipal Library
Details: Items will be for sale by donation, with proceeds going to support the Library’s collection and programming. Starting August 6, the Library will begin accepting donations of books, movies, CDs, and games in good condition.
For More Information: Interested in volunteering for the book sale? Call 403.887.2130.
Sylvan Lake Municipal Library Summer Program
Date & Time: July 2 through August 24
Location: Sylvan Lake Municipal Library
Details: Join us at the Library this summer for challenges, crafts, games, and prizes!
For More Information: Visit the Library’s Facebook page or website for complete programming details.
Penhold
Pumkin to Talk Bout One Gourd-geous Outdoor Fundraiser Market
Date & Time: August 24 at 10 a.m.
Location: Penhold Museum
Details: Presented by 2 Sisters Market & Events (Annmarie Latour & Rozanne Oakley).
For More Information: Call 780.678.9104 or email [email protected].
Your Weekly Horoscope
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Gemini winners with the luckiest number being 4.
Aries (March 21 - April 20)
Take the initiative on issues about your personal affairs. Some compatible activities to enjoy with your mate could bring you much closer together.
Lucky numbers: 7, 27, 29, 31, 36, 47.
Gemini (May 22 - June 21)
Your mood may be light, friendly and easy. Make positive connections. You could meet a new friend or simply be able to cheer up someone you love. Lucky numbers: 4, 13, 24, 34, 43, 44.
Taurus (April 21 - May 21)
It may not be easy to be optimistic. Even though you may only see the negative side, things may not be so bad. Attend to what needs fixing and make any necessary changes. Lucky numbers: 22, 28, 32, 38, 42, 48.
Cancer (June 22 - July 23)
Clear thinking makes this a great time to perhaps choose a different direction. This will afford you time to improve your methods and put them into operation. Lucky numbers: 13, 21, 23, 24, 26, 29.
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)
Make room in your life for your creative process to work. You may want to get away from it all so that you are free to let your emotions wander. Lucky numbers: 1, 12, 21, 22, 31, 32.
Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)
Taking on more of a leadership position may appeal to you now. Your influence to advance your career could be very effective. Do what makes you happy. Lucky numbers: 4, 5, 18, 19, 35, 37.
Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)
You may feel like you’re running around in circles. Getting work accomplished could be difficult. Your usual routine might need some tweaking. Lucky numbers: 9, 14, 23, 27, 29, 34.
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
You might be in for pleasant conversations. Your communication skills could shine, enabling you to be able to discuss love and life with more understanding. Lucky numbers: 6, 9, 11, 13, 16, 19.
Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)
You may feel a need to lie low. Follow your intuition. Working without any outside interference could increase your creative imagination. Lucky numbers: 18, 24, 27, 38, 44, 47.
Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)
You may want to pursue a noble venture. It is possible for you to misread the situation and end up wasting a great deal of your reserved energy. Time to do some research. Lucky numbers: 7, 15, 20, 25, 35, 37.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)
The healing process could depend on whether you respond to the needs of others. Your positive mood might help persuade them to dig deeper for changes ahead. Lucky numbers: 17, 19, 27, 29, 37, 39.
Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)
Your desire for pleasure and affection could interfere with a complicated situation. You may need to be more assertive on your own behalf. Lucky numbers: 7, 12, 18, 39, 42, 43.
Did you Know?
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Leap year logic: Julius Caesar was the first to bring leap year into use. Known as the “Father of Leap Year,” he initiated the 365-day calendar, with one extra day added every four years to keep the seasons in sync.
Outerwear: There are many different types of coats available today. For example, a Chesterfield is a long, tailored overcoat with concealed buttons and a velvet collar, while a Petersham is a long, thick, woollen greatcoat. Then, there is the cloth or fur parka which sports a hood to keep people warm in the cold weather.
Every few years: Like the Winter and Summer Olympic Games, the world of soccer keeps fans looking forward to the next event. The World Cup and European Championship tournaments are each played every four years, with one of them occurring every two years.
Eat up! Cheese lovers will be happy to know that there are many different kinds of this dairy product available. Some of the most well-known include Cheddar, Provolone, Parmesan, and Edam. A few more are Roquefort, Camembert, Brie, and Limburger.
On the Lighter Side
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Geologist: a scientist with rocks in his head.
Camper: “I heard that grizzly bears won’t bother you if you carry a flashlight.”
Ranger: “That depends on how fast you carry it.”
Why are horses lousy dancers? They have two left feet.
How are baseball and pancakes alike? They both depend on the batter.
Help Wanted: Drama school needs acting principal.
Doctor: “What do you dream about at night?”
Patient: “Playing baseball.”
Doctor: “Don’t you ever dream about anything else?”
Patient: “Of course not. Then I’d miss my turn at bat.”
Retirement Fund: Money put aside in case your car gets a flat.
A new broom sweeps clean, but the old broom knows all the corners.
Trivia answers:
1. Troposphere
2. rain.
3. O+
4. Sense of humour
5. Norbert Weiner
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