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Dec 15th, 2025
Table of Contents
Everybody’s Talking | Quotable Quotes | Trivia | What’s Happening | Your Weekly Horoscope | Did You Know? | On the Lighter Side
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Vol. 2 No. 12:15 Dec 15th, 2025
Everybody’s Talking
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Quotable Quotes
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“I’ve learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.”
— Maya Angelou
“We should consider every day lost on which we have not danced at least once. And we should call every truth false which was not accompanied by at least one laugh.”
— Friedrich
Trivia
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- In terms of conservation, waste and recycling, what does the acronym NIMBY mean?
- What has one eye but cannot see?
- In the Harry Potter series, what are ordinary mortals called?
- Is a demagogue a meeting, a pollster, or a rabble-rouser?
- Silver Fox and Cinnamon are breeds of which animal?
▼ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! ▼
Your Weekly Horoscope
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Pisces winners with the luckiest number being 8.
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Aries (March 21 - April 20)

Speak very clearly so that there is no mistake as to what your opinions are. A successful resolution may be reached in a legal situation.
Lucky Numbers: 18, 20, 27, 30, 36, 40.
Gemini (May 22 - June 21)

A major key to success is improving your appearance and attitude to fit what you are striving for. You may now feel ready to change the situation you’re in.
Lucky Numbers: 16, 17, 36, 37, 46, 47.
Taurus (April 21 - May 21)

You could get fired up emotionally about those causes you have a strong attachment to. Rely on your past experiences to help you communicate more effectively.
Lucky Numbers: 5, 8, 9, 25, 38, 49.
Cancer (June 22 - July 23)

You may surprise yourself by participating in some social changes. Interest from the public could be very upbeat and progressive.
Lucky Numbers: 4, 19, 22, 27, 34, 44.
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)

It may be a good time to use your organizational talents. Don’t hesitate to speak out about your thoughts or concerns regarding professional matters.
Lucky Numbers: 2, 3, 15, 17, 32, 39.
Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

The direction of your life or career may come into focus. A complicated situation might need more assertiveness on your behalf.
Lucky Numbers: 7, 16, 26, 37, 46, 48.
Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)

Practical concerns seem to dominate. You may find it easier to concentrate on work that requires precision and attention to detail when you are rested and in a better frame of mind.
Lucky Numbers: 6, 25, 29, 35, 38, 42.
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

Tangles in romantic relationships could be hurtful. Examine your conscience and take the necessary time to figure out just what it is you’re hoping for.
Lucky Numbers: 12, 13, 23, 34, 42, 45.
Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

Enjoy social gatherings and those personal relationships. It will improve your mood and satisfy your need for mutual love and respect.
Lucky Numbers: 27, 29, 35, 40, 43, 47.
Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

Communication along personal lines, such as talking with a friend or relative, may be a good idea. Fragments of dreams could come to the forefront.
Lucky Numbers: 15, 21, 24, 31, 34, 41.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

Your business may likely attract new clients. The development of new products could increase the influence and recognition you desire.
Lucky Numbers: 3, 9, 19, 29, 39, 49.
Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)

Speak freely about your concerns regarding the safety of others. Communication with those in charge will help them to consider your position.
Lucky Numbers: 8, 14, 19, 32, 38, 43.
Did you Know?
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Dark Knight: Batman, otherwise known as the Caped Crusader or the Dark Knight, was created by artist Bob Kane and writer Bill Finger. His first appearance was in May 1939 in Detective Comics #27, published by DC Comics.
Home of many: India, a democratic country in South Asia, is home to more than 1.2 billion people. Its capital is the city of New Delhi in the National Capital Territory of Delhi in the northern part of the country.
Hot water: A jet of steam or hot water that spurts up from under the ground is called a geyser. Geysers occur because water under the ground comes into contact with hot rocks. The heated water is then forced back up to the earth’s surface where it erupts.
Artist extraordinaire: The renowned Dutch artist Rembrandt’s full name is Rembrandt Harmenszoon van Rijn (1606–1669). His paintings tell visual stories, as seen in The Night Watch. He is also famous for his portraits.
Expensive suit: Someone took a shine to the wardrobe of actor Daniel Craig when he portrayed James Bond in the movie Skyfall. A wool dinner suit worn by Craig in the movie went for £46,850 ($76,000 US) at auction.
On the Lighter Side
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Sign in window of rope company: If You Can’t Afford a Clothes Dryer, Ask About Our Credit Line.
Did you hear the one about the amateur fisherman? He did it just for the halibut.
Think: What you do when you can’t thwim.
Jim: “I keep three pairs of glasses with me. I use one for my near-sightedness and the other for my far-sightedness.”
Joe: “And the third one?”
Jim: “To look for the other two.”
You know you’re over the hill when opportunity knocks but your hearing aid’s turned off.
Trivia answers:
- Not In My Back Yard
- A needle
- Muggles
- Rabble-rouser
- Rabbit
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