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Mar 24th 2025
Table of Contents
Everybody’s Talking | Quotable Quotes | Trivia | What’s Happening | Your Weekly Horoscope | Did You Know? | On the Lighter Side
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Vol. 2 No. 03:24 March 24th, 2025
Everybody’s Talking
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Quotable Quotes
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“Forgiveness is the economy of the heart… forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits.”
– Hannah More
“Learn to get in touch with the silence within yourself, and know that everything in life has purpose. There are no mistakes, no coincidences, all events are blessings given to us to learn from.”
– Elisabeth Kubler-Ross
Trivia
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- Moving clockwise on a dartboard, what number is next to 1?
- What does it mean to be ‘grave as a mustard pot’?
- An octopus has three hearts – true or false?
- Name the first ready-to-eat breakfast cereal created in 1893.
- What newspaper did Clark Kent (Superman) work for?
▼ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! ▼
What’s Happening
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March 2025
Red Deer
Canada Revenue Agency CRA Support Clinic:
Date and Time: Thursday March 20 1 PM to 4 PM
Location: Downtown Branch Red Deer Public Library
Details: Need help with your tax return This clinic assists low to modest income individuals with simple tax returns
For More Information: Visit the library website
Green Deer Spring Cleanup Campaign:
Date and Time: March 21 to May 31
Location: Citywide Red Deer
Details: Help keep Red Deer clean Register to receive free cleaning supplies and be entered to win the Green Deer prize
For More Information: Email reddeergreendeer at gmail dot com
Red Deer Legion Seniors Dance:
Date and Time: Every Wednesday 7 PM
Location: Red Deer Legion Branch 35 2810 Bremner Avenue
Details: Enjoy an evening of dancing and socializing Open to all seniors
For More Information: Call 403 342 0035
Lacombe and Blackfalds
Lacombe Knights of Columbus Fish Fry:
Date and Time: Fridays March 21 28 April 4 and 11 5 PM to 6 30 PM
Location: Lacombe
Details: Enjoy a delicious meal of deep fried cod fries coleslaw and more Admission by donation Seating for 150
For More Information: No contact information provided
Lacombe and District Family and Community Support Services Volunteer Tax Program:
Date and Time: Ongoing
Location: Lacombe and District FCSS
Details: Free tax filing assistance for individuals with low to modest incomes provided by trained volunteers
For More Information: Call 403 782 6637
Sylvan Lake
The Meltdown:
Date and Time: Saturday March 22 1 PM to 4 PM
Location: Centennial Park Sylvan Lake
Details: Celebrate the end of winter with colorful activities including Holi Celebration Color Throwing Young Bhangra Dancers and more
For More Information: Visit visitsylvanlake dot ca slash meltdown
Sylvan Lake Municipal Library Bring Your Own Book Club:
Date and Time: Wednesday March 19 6 30 PM to 8 PM
Location: Lakeshore Cafe 130 5003 Lakeshore Drive Sylvan Lake
Details: Share your favorite books and discover new reads over tea coffee and dessert
For More Information: Visit the library website
Your Weekly Horoscope
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Leo winners with the luckiest number being 12.
This weeks edition is sponsored by:
Aries (March 21 - April 20)
Are you happy with the way things are going in your life? If so, keep up the good work. The manner in which things begin often dictates how they will unfold. Lucky Numbers: 2, 4, 7, 27, 32, 44.
Gemini (May 22 - June 21)

Reminiscing and sharing memories will bring you closer to others. You may start to feel that you can now confide your deepest secrets.
Lucky Numbers: 18, 23, 28, 32, 40, 46.
Taurus (April 21 - May 21)
You will learn a lot about others if you listen well. You can’t hear what others are saying if you’re doing all the talking. Always use your best communication skills. Lucky Numbers: 23, 29, 33, 39, 43, 49.
Cancer (June 22 - July 23)
You may find that you do have something interesting to say. Talking to friends, neighbours and relatives, as well as reading and writing can often bring out the best in you. Lucky Numbers: 9, 19, 26, 28, 41, 44.
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)
Those around you may feel confused about the future. These problems can easily be solved once you help them look a little closer to find solutions. Lucky Numbers: 12, 17, 22, 27, 34, 47.
Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)
Life may feel a bit too unpredictable now. Children and mates may require more attention. Wait until things cool down before pursuing further discussions. Lucky Numbers: 8, 13, 17, 26, 33, 41.
Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)
Don’t let mundane thoughts delay your imaginative powers. Reading and studying could prove to be valuable with regard to your professional interests. Lucky Numbers: 16, 19, 29, 39, 42, 48.
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
Use your inventiveness to the fullest. If you earn a living in a creative field, you could receive great satisfaction from a project you’ve been working on. Lucky Numbers: 10, 14, 23, 37, 41, 49.
Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

You could meet a new love. If you have an opportunity to become more aware of who you are, your personal relationships may be more enjoyable.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 5, 10, 20, 30, 40.
Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)
If you feel emotionally distraught, try to concentrate a little harder on your current work. Diligence has its rewards. Lucky Numbers: 3, 9, 13, 23, 33, 43.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)
Work could become long and tiring and superiors may be watching you closely. Reschedule some of your duties to make things easier on yourself. Lucky Numbers: 5, 14, 19, 27, 35, 44.
Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)
Avoid financial entanglements by not committing to new untested schemes. Mixing business with pleasure could create new avenues for you. Lucky Numbers: 2, 13, 25, 35, 43, 49.
Did you Know?
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Extinct birds: The flightless Moa bird, which at one time lived only in New Zealand, grew to be 13 feet tall. This species is said to have become extinct sometime in the 1500s.
Mining mountains: The Andes Mountains in South America contain lots of minerals that can be mined. These include gold, silver, copper and platinum.
Musical meaning: Those who are trying to decipher the meaning of musical notations might want to start with this common one: “ff” which stands for fortissimo, meaning “very loud” in Italian.
Lean over: The Leaning Tower of Pisa is not the only tall building in Pisa, Italy, that leans. Because the ground in the area is marshy and soft, several other towers and buildings lean a little as well.
Flavourful dish: The national dish in Scotland is called haggis. It contains ingredients such as sheep’s liver, onions, suet, salt and oatmeal. Traditionally, these ingredients were encased and simmered in a sheep’s stomach, but today sausage casing is often used.
On the Lighter Side
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Some pursue happiness while others create it.
How can you make anti-freeze? Hide her woollen pyjamas!
Parents spend half of their time worrying how their child will turn out and the rest of the time wondering when he’ll turn in.
Plumber (arriving late): “Well, how’s it going?”
Husband: “Not too bad. While we were waiting for you, I taught my wife how to swim!”
You’re over the hill when your joints buckle and your buckles won’t.
Saint Peter: “How did you get here?”
Latest Arrival: “Flu!”
There is no justice. If you fill out your income tax form correctly, you go to the poorhouse. If you don’t, you go to jail!
Trivia answers:
- 18
- Serious and solemn
- True
- Shredded Wheat
- The Daily Planet
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