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Jan 19th, 2026
Table of Contents
Everybody’s Talking | Quotable Quotes | Trivia | What’s Happening | Your Weekly Horoscope | Did You Know? | On the Lighter Side
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Everybody’s Talking
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Quotable Quotes
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“Everything can have drama if it’s done right. Even a pancake.”
– Julia Child
“A room without books is like a body without a soul.”
– Cicero
“I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain things aren’t what they used to be, I always forget to include myself.”
– George Burns
Trivia
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- How is the age of a fish determined?
- What has four eyes but cannot see?
- How many major players are there on a soccer or cricket team?
- Osso Buco is a traditional Italian dish containing pork, beef or veal?
- What is singer Glenn Campbell’s theme song?
▼ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! ▼
Your Weekly Horoscope
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Leo winners with the luckiest number being 9.
This weeks edition is sponsored by:
Aries (March 21 - April 20)

It may be a good time to review an idea you have regarding your career. Gather information that will be of practical help toward achieving your immediate goals.
Lucky Numbers: 4, 19, 22, 34, 39, 47.
Gemini (May 22 - June 21)

Emails, phone calls, and conversations will get you out and about. Significant opportunities could surface resulting in strong connections and a chance encounter.
Lucky Numbers: 2, 6, 15, 16, 28, 45.
Taurus (April 21 - May 21)

Your clear and perceptive insight could help you to make a decision or come to an agreement. An exchange of opinions may be very productive for you.
Lucky Numbers: 16, 32, 35, 38, 40, 48.
Cancer (June 22 - July 23)

Your personal goals could be the topic of discussion. You may need to speak up and clear the air of any grievances you have been holding.
Lucky Numbers: 22, 26, 32, 37, 42, 48.
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)

Your thoughts may be directed inward, reflecting on your personal life and on the direction your life may take. Consider taking the necessary time to make important decisions regarding your home and family.
Lucky Numbers: 9, 14, 29, 39, 44, 47.
Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

It may be a good time for communicating your enthusiasm and sharing your dreams. You might be able to uncover possibilities that have been overlooked.
Lucky Numbers: 3, 16, 20, 23, 32, 43.
Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)

Make steady progress in achieving your ultimate goals. If you are unhappy with the type of work you do, investigate the potential for change.
Lucky Numbers: 6, 12, 23, 24, 42, 49.
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

You may have feelings of tenderness toward others you want to please. Your selfless generosity to someone in need could bring you much satisfaction.
Lucky Numbers: 26, 34, 37, 41, 46, 48.
Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

Your drive for personal power or control over your life may seem strong this week. Be cautious of excessively willful or compulsive behaviour.
Lucky Numbers: 12, 14, 16, 32, 34, 36.
Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

You need to communicate your needs and desires by staying sharp, clear and articulate. Being idle is not an option for you. You may be ready for a real challenge.
Lucky Numbers: 11, 15, 21, 26, 35, 43.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

Make room for any last minute changes or small adjustments in your schedule. Take special care when confirming your appointments or business meetings to avoid being late.
Lucky Numbers: 2, 17, 22, 27, 32, 37.
Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)

Stay alert and on your toes. Your pace is likely to be fast, even hectic. Be eager to meet others halfway in order to exchange information.
Lucky Numbers: 2, 3, 5, 15, 30, 45.
Did you Know?
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Big pigs: Wild boars are omnivores and will eat lots of different things including roots, worms, eggs and mice. They can move more easily through snow than domestic pigs because they have longer legs.
Wild horses: Sable Island is located in the Atlantic Ocean about 175 km (110 miles) off the coast of the Canadian province of Nova Scotia. There are only a few year-round residents living there, but it is home to over 400 wild horses.
Marooned: For his role in the movie “Cast Away,” actor Tom Hanks underwent quite a physical transformation. He lost 55 pounds for the second half of the movie, in which he portrayed a man who had been marooned on an uninhabited island for four years.
Hot stuff: Those who enjoy sushi will know that wasabi is a wonderful accompaniment. This root vegetable, known as Japanese horseradish, is grated and made into a green paste. It has a strong, hot flavour.
Rodent facts: The porcupine, an animal that uses quills as a defence mechanism against predators, is Canada’s second-largest rodent. The largest rodent in that country is the beaver.
On the Lighter Side
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Sign in Acme Sneaker Company: Tie Us, You’ll Like Us!
Little Sister: “Johnny, if you eat any more you’ll burst!”
Johnny: “Well, pass the cake and get outa the way!”
There are lots of books telling you how to manage when you retire. What most people want is one that tells them how to manage in the meantime.
What does an invisible baby drink? Evaporated milk.
Personnel Manager: “I see that your birthday is on the 13th of September. May I ask what year?”
Applicant: “Every year.”
Trivia answers:
- By its scales
- Mississippi
- 11
- Veal
- “Gentle On My Mind”
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Please note this issue was published sometime over the past 10 years. Jokes, Trivia, Stories and Quotes may be time specific or reference maybe made to events which are no longer relevant.
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