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Feb 9th, 2026
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Everybody’s Talking | Quotable Quotes | Trivia | What’s Happening | Your Weekly Horoscope | Did You Know? | On the Lighter Side
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Everybody’s Talking
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Quotable Quotes
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“It is all right to hold a conversation, but you should let go of it now and then.”
β Richard Armour, poet
“Money is to be respected; one of the worst things you can do is handle another person’s money without respect for how hard it was to earn.”
β T. Boone Pickens, Jr.
Trivia
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- Who was the first man to reach the South Pole?
- What is singer Paul McCartney’s first name?
- What was the name of the good witch in “The Wizard of Oz”?
- The Edsel automobile was named after Henry Ford’s son β T/F?
- Charles Lindbergh made his solo flight from NY to Paris in 1920, 1925, 1927?
βΌ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! βΌ
Your Weekly Horoscope
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Gemini winners with the luckiest number being 6.
This weeks edition is sponsored by:
Aries (March 21 - April 20)

Investment decisions and joint business ventures may tend to be an issue. You might want to clarify each otherβs expectations and tackle any legal business that’s needed.
Lucky Numbers: 3, 10, 18, 34, 39, 41.
Gemini (May 22 - June 21)

By giving generously of yourself, youβll be more sympathetic and your spiritual values will be clear. The concern you have for the feelings and needs of others will be noted.
Lucky Numbers: 6, 13, 28, 36, 40, 46.
Taurus (April 21 - May 21)

You may find that you have a lot of mental energy and are eager to resolve conceptual problems. With a little help, youβre apt to come up with clever solutions and a very workable plan.
Lucky Numbers: 22, 26, 28, 32, 36, 38.
Cancer (June 22 - July 23)

You may find it easy to express yourself boldly and confidently. By acting freely on your own behalf, you’ll be less dependent on the approval of others.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 8, 16, 24, 36, 44.
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)

Share some true happiness especially with friends. The warmth and goodwill you generate will likely be a benefit to you, both now and later.
Lucky Numbers: 9, 13, 17, 21, 39, 42.
Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

Any new endeavour may likely succeed. You might feel a need to reach out and take on more challenges. Begin implementing those promises you made to yourself.
Lucky Numbers: 4, 15, 18, 22, 26, 39.
Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)

Enjoy the beautiful things in life and exchange your creative ideas with others. Matters of the heart could be on your mind so much so that you may want to play the role of matchmaker.
Lucky Numbers: 5, 18, 23, 25, 28, 40.
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

In order to get a better perspective, take a little break from your fears and concerns. Seek broader horizons through travel or by studying foreign cultures.
Lucky Numbers: 16, 23, 26, 33, 36, 43.
Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

People may see you as a loving person who is well aware of the feelings and needs of others. Your personal charm will likely have a positive effect on your career.
Lucky Numbers: 11, 22, 28, 34, 42, 49.
Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

You may tend to attract people whose helplessness awakens your sense of compassion. Your spiritual side may lead you toward your ultimate goals.
Lucky Numbers: 2, 3, 13, 22, 33, 42.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

A new romance or a revitalization of a current one could occur this week. Your adventurous attitude in the relationship may be a stimulating change.
Lucky Numbers: 4, 17, 24, 35, 41, 46.
Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)

Communicate your needs and desires clearly. Be ready for challenging, intellectual activities to tackle difficult problems you encounter this week.
Lucky Numbers: 32, 35, 37, 42, 45, 47.
Did you Know?
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Donβt scratch! Poison ivy causes an itchy rash because the leaves of this plant contain a substance called urushiol, which is odourless and colourless. Poison oak also contains this substance.
White fur: There is a type of bear found only in the western Canadian province of British Columbia called the Kermode bear (or βspirit bearβ). It is a black bear with a genetic trait that causes its coat to be white.
Kiss me: Each year on Valentineβs Day, a kissing competition takes place at the beach community of Pattaya in Thailand. Couples kiss for as long as they can, which can extend for over two days.
Long trip: The shorebird called the red knot makes a very long trip during its migration. These birds spend summers in the central Canadian Arctic and winters at South Americaβs southern tip, a 30,000-kilometre (18,600-mile) flight.
Seaweed soup: People who eat in Japanese restaurants often love to start their meal with a bowl of miso soup. A certain type of seaweed, called wakame, is used to flavour this soup.
On the Lighter Side
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Tact is giving a person a shot in the arm without letting him feel the needle.
Judge: “Have you ever appeared before this court in any other suit?”
Lawyer: “Why, yes β the navy pinstripe.”
Why is the figure nine like a peacock? It is nothing without its tail.
Exercise: Droop therapy.
When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice.
Trivia answers:
- Roald Amundsen
- James
- Glinda
- True
- 1927
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