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Dec 22nd, 2025

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Vol. 2 No. 12:22 Dec 22nd, 2025

Everybody’s Talking

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Spidermania:
Spiders are often seen as helpful to humans because they make meals out of bothersome bugs, such as mosquitoes. However, such was not the case when a mother from Chatham in Michigan (US) brought home a bag of grapes from the grocery store to find a live black widow spider hidden in the package. Assuming it was just a typical spider, the mom thought nothing of it until her daughter did some research on the Internet and was able to identify it as a poisonous black widow. Still unfazed, the family put the spider in alcohol to kill and preserve it, then the daughter used it for Show and Tell at school. It was a hit!

New zoo:
Most parents can relate to the sadness and nostalgia that goes along with the dispensing of the stuffed animals their children have outgrown. A man in Slovakia has found a way around this problem. He kept his children’s stuffed animals, took donations from other people, and opened a stuffed animal zoo! The retired “zookeeper” and his wife, who are grandparents, as well, arranged the animals in their small garden. Neighbourhood children love to come over and play with the lions, the tigers, the bears and the monkeys, and other animals kept in this cage-free zoo.

Don’t doze:
Here’s a lesson everyone can learn from a Czech woman who miraculously escaped injury after falling onto subway tracks: Don’t fall asleep standing up, especially while waiting for your train. Apparently, the woman was having a catnap while standing near the edge of the train platform in Prague in the Czech Republic. She fell onto the tracks, but landed in a fairly deep indent between the tracks. An oncoming train sped over her, but she was snuggled safely out of reach. After the incident, onlookers ran to assist her, but she stood up, brushed herself off, and insisted that she was fine. She is one lucky woman!

Wrong way:
If you want to run away from the police, it’s best to run in the opposite direction of the police station. That’s a lesson that a youth in South Auckland, New Zealand, learned the hard way. The boy and some of his friends were causing a bit of trouble in the parking lot of a supermarket by harassing customers who were coming in and going out. Someone called the police, who quickly arrived on the scene and started chasing members of the group. In his frenzy to get away, the youth hopped a fence and landed right in the police station parking lot where he was caught. Hopefully, the young man will get the help he needs to stay out of trouble.

Quotable Quotes

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“Sometimes you lie in bed at night and you don’t have a single thing to worry about. That always worries me!”
– Charlie Brown
“We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology.”
– Carl Sagan

Trivia

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  1. Hydrophobia is the fear of what?
  2. How many months have 28 days?
  3. What is known as Cape Cod turkey?
  4. The most destructive insect in the world is the desert locust, cockroach, or termite?
  5. What is the average lifespan of red blood cells in the human body?

▼ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! ▼

What’s Happening

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December 2025

Red Deer North & Red Deer South

Family Snowshoeing
Date & Time: Saturday, December 27 & Sunday, December 28, 12:00–3:00 p.m.
Location: Kerry Wood Nature Centre, 6300–45 Avenue, Red Deer
Details: Enjoy a family-friendly snowshoeing experience in a beautiful natural setting. No experience required. Snowshoes are available on a first-come, first-served basis, with the last rentals going out at 3:00 p.m. Cost is $3 per person or $10 per family. All ages welcome for this drop-in activity.
For More Information: Call 403-346-2010 ext. 104 or visit waskasoopark.ca

Art Club
Date & Time: Fourth Wednesday of each month, 5:30–7:30 p.m.
Location: Red Deer Museum and Art Gallery, Red Deer
Details: Hosted by QNSRD, this monthly art club offers a relaxed evening of creativity and connection for those interested in exploring artistic expression.
For More Information: Email [email protected]


Sylvan Lake, Gasoline Alley, Springbrook & Penhold

Family Art Attack
Date & Time: Saturday, December 20, 3:00–4:00 p.m.
Location: Sylvan Lake Municipal Library
Details: A hands-on family art program where participants can try different art styles and creative projects in a fun, welcoming environment.
For More Information: Visit the Sylvan Lake Municipal Library website for full details

Family Snowshoeing
Date & Time: Saturday, December 27 & Sunday, December 28, 12:00–3:00 p.m.
Location: Kerry Wood Nature Centre, 6300–45 Avenue, Red Deer
Details: A drop-in family snowshoeing activity suitable for all ages. Snowshoes are first come, first served. Cost is $3 per person or $10 per family.
For More Information: Call 403-346-2010 ext. 104 or visit waskasoopark.ca


Lacombe, Blackfalds, Bentley & Rimbey

New Year’s Eve Family Skate
Date & Time: Tuesday, December 31, 6:00–8:00 p.m.
Location: Eagle Builders Centre, Blackfalds
Details: Skate into 2026 with music from the year, prizes, and refreshments. A fun and festive New Year’s Eve event for the whole family. Free admission.
For More Information: Contact Eagle Builders Centre in Blackfalds

Family Snowshoeing
Date & Time: Saturday, December 27 & Sunday, December 28, 12:00–3:00 p.m.
Location: Kerry Wood Nature Centre, 6300–45 Avenue, Red Deer
Details: A winter outdoor activity for families of all ages. Snowshoes are provided on a first-come, first-served basis. Cost is $3 per person or $10 per family.
For More Information: Call 403-346-2010 ext. 104 or visit waskasoopark.ca

Your Weekly Horoscope

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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Scorpio winners, with the luckiest number being 3.

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Aries (March 21 - April 20)

You could be feeling especially perceptive and sensitive to those around you. Try to establish an emotional rapport with those who want to listen.
Lucky Numbers: 10, 13, 23, 30, 33, 40.

Gemini (May 22 - June 21)

Consider reaching out to people to get their input. Listen to those who can enlighten. Consulting with others may be very constructive right now.
Lucky Numbers: 11, 20, 21, 31, 40, 41.

Taurus (April 21 - May 21)

It may be an excellent time for advertising or promotion of a product or event. Use mass media to communicate and, in turn, achieve your goals.
Lucky Numbers: 4, 6, 17, 29, 34, 47.

Cancer (June 22 - July 23)

Make an attempt to significantly improve your career. Consider seeking new employment or a promotion within your career field.
Lucky Numbers: 25, 31, 35, 39, 41, 45.

Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)

You may find that you are interested more in being with people you respect and can depend upon. Reaching out to a mentor or an older, experienced person can be mutually beneficial.
Lucky Numbers: 19, 26, 29, 36, 39, 46.

Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

This may be a good time to spend with loved ones. Enjoy sharing your thoughts and dreams with them which could increase a level of mutual admiration and respect.
Lucky Numbers: 13, 26, 34, 37, 44, 48.

Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)

If you really enjoy personal relationships and social functions, go for it. These events may fill those unmet needs you are craving and offer some personal comfort.
Lucky Numbers: 8, 14, 19, 34, 38, 49.

Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

The quality time you spend with family, friends and loved ones will not go unnoticed. You may meet someone who is very good for you.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11.

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Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

Your desire to socialize may interfere with getting your work done. Scheduling time for recreation will help you to meet your goals.
Lucky Numbers: 14, 15, 24, 25, 34, 35.

Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

Good social networking may offer you a better audience. Enjoy new adventures by researching your current interests.
Lucky Numbers: 19, 25, 29, 35, 39, 45.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

Your healing process may not be fast enough for your liking. Be patient and enjoy the positive energy that surrounds you this week.
Lucky Numbers: 17, 21, 28, 34, 41, 47.

Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)

Your patience may be a top priority. Even though others do not understand your talent, they may like what they see. Keep the illusion alive.
Lucky Numbers: 6, 12, 18, 24, 36, 48.

Did you Know?

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Historical day:
World War II’s D-Day was the start of the Invasion of Normandy. It occurred on June 6, 1944 on the beaches of Normandy, France. On that day, participating allied forces included units from Canada, the United Kingdom, the United States and the Free French Forces.

Tiger tales:
There are six types of tigers – Bengal, Sumatran, Siberian, South China, Malayan and Indochinese. These ferocious felines are only found in Asia. Most people are aware of Bengal and Siberian tigers because they are the ones most commonly found in zoos.

Furious wind:
Winds can be gentle breezes, or something much wilder, such as what occurred during Cyclone Olivia near Australia in 1996. A wind speed measurement during that event was 408 kilometres (253 miles) per hour, the fastest on record.

Virtuoso:
Those who love listening to classical guitar music probably are familiar with the music of Andres Segovia. This classical guitar virtuoso was born in Spain and was known around the world for his musical skill. He died in 1987 at the age of 94.

On the Lighter Side

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You know you’re growing old when they’re making the golf balls heavier and putting the flags farther away.

Barber: “Your hair is getting very gray, sir.”
Customer: “I’m not surprised. Hurry up!”

Classified ad:
Top executive needed to take charge of mousetrap company. Must be able to make snap decisions.

A four-year-old returning home from nursery school told his mother he’d learned a new Christmas carol called “Dick the Horse.” Puzzled she asked him to sing it.
He took a big breath and began, “Dick the Horse with boughs of holly, fa la la la la….”

Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of the heart.

Trivia answers:

  1. Water
  2. All 12 months
  3. Dried salt
  4. Desert locust
  5. 120 days

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