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Feb 16th, 2026

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Vol. 3 No. 02:16 Feb 16th, 2026

Everybody’s Talking

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Into thin air: There is a swing in the country of Ecuador in South America that might not be the best bet for a daycare outing. It’s located in Banes and users have to hang on tight because they literally sail right off a cliff when they go for a swing. “The Swing at the End of the World,” as it is called, is attached to La Casa Del Arbela (The Treehouse), which is perched on the edge of a 2,660-metre (8,700-foot) cliff. While the swinger gets a great view of the countryside, there is no safety harness worn and little children are not allowed near the premises. The Treehouse is actually a seismic monitoring station.

Cats behind bars: Inmates in a maximum-security prison in the state of New York (US) found a reason to want to stay in prison a little longer – four stray cats. The wild felines were raggedy little kittens when they arrived at the prison looking for a place to keep warm. Both inmates and staff fell in love with these furry kitties that had managed to get into the prison’s basement. One inmate built a large cage for the creatures, but the door stays open so the cats can come and go. One staff member even arrives early to work so he can care for the kitties.

Haunted house: A couple from Dunmore, Pennsylvania, (US) wants to sell their house, but, unfortunately, it’s a little bit haunted. Gregory and Sandi Leeson have often heard screams, felt the presence of another being in the room, and heard what sounds like a cigarette lighter clicking in the basement, even though no one was down there. Thinking this information would attract buyers, the couple mentioned in their ad that the home was “slightly haunted.” However, while many curious people have come to take a look, no actual buyers have made an offer. The Leeson’s are thinking of renting the place out, instead.

Car with stick shift: If you are going to attempt to steal a vehicle, it’s best that you know how to drive it. That is one reality some thieves in Springfield, Massachusetts (US) didn’t think about when they tried to steal a car, along with some food from a delivery driver. After demanding the food and the keys, the three robbers got into the vehicle, but ran into a problem, as not one of them knew how to drive a car with a standard transmission. Realizing this, they jumped out of the car and ran away with the food. The driver was not injured.

Quotable Quotes

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“If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny.”
– Andre Maurois
“Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers.”
– Charles W. Eliot

Trivia

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  1. What were the names of the original Siamese twins (1811-1874)?
  2. The brown flecks on banana skins are known as what?
  3. Which military man was known as “Stormin’ Norman”?
  4. What type of rope or cable is used for tying up a ship?
  5. Who wrote “A Tale of Two Cities”?

▼ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! ▼

What’s Happening

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February 2026

Red Deer North & Red Deer South

Meet the Creature: Garter Snakes
Date & Time: Saturday, February 21, 1:00–2:30 p.m.
Location: Kerry Wood Nature Centre, Red Deer
Details: Experience hands-on interaction with reptile representatives and learn about Alberta’s garter snakes in a friendly, educational setting. All ages welcome. $3 per person or $10 per family. Drop-in format — come and go as you please.
For More Information: Visit waskasoopark.ca/kerry-wood-nature-centre/programs/public-programs


Sylvan Lake, Gasoline Alley, Springbrook & Penhold

Bring Your Own Book Club
Date & Time: Wednesday, February 18, 6:30–8:00 p.m.
Location: Lakeshore Café (#130, 5003 Lakeshore Drive), Sylvan Lake
Details: Share a recent favourite read or discover a new author over tea, coffee, and dessert. Hosted by the Sylvan Lake Municipal Library.
For More Information: Visit the Sylvan Lake Municipal Library website

Recreation, Culture & Tourism Micro Grant
Details: Planning an event in 2026? The Town of Sylvan Lake reminds organizers they may qualify for financial support through the Recreation, Culture & Tourism Micro Grant program.
For More Information: Visit sylvanlake.ca


Lacombe, Blackfalds, Bentley & Rimbey

Four Eyes Film Series – Sentimental Value
Date & Time: Wednesday, February 18, 7:00 p.m.
Location: Lacombe City Cinemas, Lacombe
Details: Independent film presented by the Mary C. Moore Public Library in partnership with Lacombe City Cinemas and Film Circuit. Advance tickets $9 at the library; limited $10 tickets available at the door.
For More Information: Visit the Mary C. Moore Public Library

Fitness Month at the Kinsmen Aquatic Centre
Details: February is Fitness Month with 2-for-1 admission on water fitness classes and lane swims. Purchase a family membership over the Family Day long weekend and receive 10% off.
For More Information: Visit Lacombe.ca/pool

Your Weekly Horoscope

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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Aries winners with the luckiest number being 10.

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Aries (March 21 - April 20)

You could feel a need to be more creative and make things beautiful. Warm feelings may lead to romance. Current friendships could be strengthened.
Lucky Numbers: 5, 10, 29, 39, 47, 48.

Gemini (May 22 - June 21)

Use your imagination and psychic sensitivity to be inspired artistically and spiritually. Enjoy painting, listening to music or just daydream.
Lucky Numbers: 3, 17, 39, 42, 45, 49.

Taurus (April 21 - May 21)

If you’re feeling hospitable and loving and want to share comfort and affection with close friends and family, you may want to plan a party at home.
Lucky Numbers: 12, 18, 27, 31, 42, 47.

Cancer (June 22 - July 23)

You may encounter people who share common ideas. A friendly, cooperative attitude will help such gatherings flow smoothly.
Lucky Numbers: 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30.

Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)

Any mental curiosity or restlessness you feel may diminish by taking a short trip or visit. You’ll be more apt to engage in communication that is both interesting and enlightening.
Lucky Numbers: 11, 16, 21, 32, 38, 41.

Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

If you’re feeling especially attractive and cordial, the warmth you radiate is sure to be noticed and appreciated. A new friendship could bring out your artistic talents.
Lucky Numbers: 2, 10, 22, 23, 40, 44.

Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)

You may excel in public speaking, interviews and other transactions with the public. Your communication skills will be an exceptional success.
Lucky Numbers: 4, 14, 19, 20, 34, 44.

Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

If you’re fired up about your ideas, you may be able to motivate others into action. Team sports and group efforts of any kind could really appeal to you now.
Lucky Numbers: 11, 21, 25, 38, 43, 49.

Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

You may want to travel to new places where you’ll be exposed to diverse ideas. Keep an open mind and enjoy the experience.
Lucky Numbers: 5, 9, 13, 20, 36, 45.

Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

Your self-confidence may be running high. You may find that your energy and spirit will be strong and you’ll be eager to meet new challenges. Your physical efforts may result in greater accomplishments.
Lucky Numbers: 12, 17, 22, 32, 40, 48.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

Sudden insights or discoveries could spark your interest in many new areas. Try to make room for plenty of spontaneity and flexibility in your busy schedule.
Lucky Numbers: 4, 8, 14, 24, 34, 44.

Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)

If you are a sympathetic listener, you may feel inclined to share your intimate feelings with others. This may help you to strengthen your current relationship.
Lucky Numbers: 3, 5, 14, 27, 29, 43.

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Did you Know?

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Lighting specialists: When the credits to a film appear on screen, there are usually people credited as being a “gaffer.” A gaffer is an electrician or lighting technician working with the production crew.

Peaceful man: Born in India in 1869, Mahatma Gandhi was the leader of India’s independence movement. He pioneered a peaceful form of civil disobedience known as satyagraha.

Special stuff: Earwax, also known as cerumen, has some important purposes. It moisturizes the ear canal, preventing itchy ears. It also prevents dust and dirt from reaching the eardrum. Glands in the outer ear canal create earwax.

Whoop it up: The whooping crane of North America is an endangered species. Although the females lay two eggs each year, usually only one of the offsprings survives. These birds live 22 to 30 years.

Language police: If you are a writer, try to avoid pleonasm. This term refers to the use of redundant words or using more words than are needed. For example, “The kite rose upward.”

On the Lighter Side

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The one thing harder than sticking to a diet is keeping quiet about it.

Dad: “What is the meaning of this F on your report card?”

Junior: “Fantastic?”

Nudity: A one-button suit.

A taxpayer is a person who has the government on his payroll.

Middle age is the time of life when the fellow who always acted like a human dynamo starts showing signs of ignition trouble.

Trivia answers:

  1. Chang and Eng
  2. Sugar spots
  3. Gen. Norman Schwarzkopf
  4. Hawser
  5. Charles Dickens

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Please note this issue was published sometime over the past 10 years. Jokes, Trivia, Stories and Quotes may be time specific or reference maybe made to events which are no longer relevant.

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