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Dec 22nd, 2025
Table of Contents
Everybody’s Talking | Quotable Quotes | Trivia | What’s Happening | Your Weekly Horoscope | Did You Know? | On the Lighter Side
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Vol. 2 No. 12:22 Dec 22nd, 2025
Everybody’s Talking
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Quotable Quotes
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“Sometimes you lie in bed at night and you don’t have a single thing to worry about. That always worries me!”
– Charlie Brown“We live in a society exquisitely dependent on science and technology, in which hardly anyone knows anything about science and technology.”
– Carl Sagan
Trivia
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- Hydrophobia is the fear of what?
- How many months have 28 days?
- What is known as Cape Cod turkey?
- The most destructive insect in the world is the desert locust, cockroach, or termite?
- What is the average lifespan of red blood cells in the human body?
▼ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! ▼
Your Weekly Horoscope
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Scorpio winners, with the luckiest number being 3.
This weeks edition is sponsored by:
Aries (March 21 - April 20)

You could be feeling especially perceptive and sensitive to those around you. Try to establish an emotional rapport with those who want to listen.
Lucky Numbers: 10, 13, 23, 30, 33, 40.
Gemini (May 22 - June 21)

Consider reaching out to people to get their input. Listen to those who can enlighten. Consulting with others may be very constructive right now.
Lucky Numbers: 11, 20, 21, 31, 40, 41.
Taurus (April 21 - May 21)

It may be an excellent time for advertising or promotion of a product or event. Use mass media to communicate and, in turn, achieve your goals.
Lucky Numbers: 4, 6, 17, 29, 34, 47.
Cancer (June 22 - July 23)

Make an attempt to significantly improve your career. Consider seeking new employment or a promotion within your career field.
Lucky Numbers: 25, 31, 35, 39, 41, 45.
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)

You may find that you are interested more in being with people you respect and can depend upon. Reaching out to a mentor or an older, experienced person can be mutually beneficial.
Lucky Numbers: 19, 26, 29, 36, 39, 46.
Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

This may be a good time to spend with loved ones. Enjoy sharing your thoughts and dreams with them which could increase a level of mutual admiration and respect.
Lucky Numbers: 13, 26, 34, 37, 44, 48.
Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)

If you really enjoy personal relationships and social functions, go for it. These events may fill those unmet needs you are craving and offer some personal comfort.
Lucky Numbers: 8, 14, 19, 34, 38, 49.
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

The quality time you spend with family, friends and loved ones will not go unnoticed. You may meet someone who is very good for you.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 3, 5, 7, 9, 11.
Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

Your desire to socialize may interfere with getting your work done. Scheduling time for recreation will help you to meet your goals.
Lucky Numbers: 14, 15, 24, 25, 34, 35.
Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

Good social networking may offer you a better audience. Enjoy new adventures by researching your current interests.
Lucky Numbers: 19, 25, 29, 35, 39, 45.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

Your healing process may not be fast enough for your liking. Be patient and enjoy the positive energy that surrounds you this week.
Lucky Numbers: 17, 21, 28, 34, 41, 47.
Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)

Your patience may be a top priority. Even though others do not understand your talent, they may like what they see. Keep the illusion alive.
Lucky Numbers: 6, 12, 18, 24, 36, 48.
Did you Know?
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Historical day:
World War II’s D-Day was the start of the Invasion of Normandy. It occurred on June 6, 1944 on the beaches of Normandy, France. On that day, participating allied forces included units from Canada, the United Kingdom, the United States and the Free French Forces.
Tiger tales:
There are six types of tigers – Bengal, Sumatran, Siberian, South China, Malayan and Indochinese. These ferocious felines are only found in Asia. Most people are aware of Bengal and Siberian tigers because they are the ones most commonly found in zoos.
Furious wind:
Winds can be gentle breezes, or something much wilder, such as what occurred during Cyclone Olivia near Australia in 1996. A wind speed measurement during that event was 408 kilometres (253 miles) per hour, the fastest on record.
Virtuoso:
Those who love listening to classical guitar music probably are familiar with the music of Andres Segovia. This classical guitar virtuoso was born in Spain and was known around the world for his musical skill. He died in 1987 at the age of 94.
On the Lighter Side
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You know you’re growing old when they’re making the golf balls heavier and putting the flags farther away.
Barber: “Your hair is getting very gray, sir.”
Customer: “I’m not surprised. Hurry up!”
Classified ad:
Top executive needed to take charge of mousetrap company. Must be able to make snap decisions.
A four-year-old returning home from nursery school told his mother he’d learned a new Christmas carol called “Dick the Horse.” Puzzled she asked him to sing it.
He took a big breath and began, “Dick the Horse with boughs of holly, fa la la la la….”
Laughter is the brush that sweeps away the cobwebs of the heart.
Trivia answers:
- Water
- All 12 months
- Dried salt
- Desert locust
- 120 days
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Please note this issue was published sometime over the past 10 years. Jokes, Trivia, Stories and Quotes may be time specific or reference maybe made to events which are no longer relevant.
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