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Mar 9, 2026

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Vol. 3 No. 03:09 Mar 9th, 2026

Everybody’s Talking

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Quick action: The company that hired Christopher Strickland as a store security guard in Anchorage, Alaska (US) can be proud of the man’s quick thinking skills. Strickland was Johnny-on-the-spot when a father, who was shopping in the store, didn’t realize that his infant daughter was not strapped into the baby seat in his grocery cart. As the baby wiggled around, then fell out of the seat, Strickland ran to the rescue, catching the child in his arms just as she was about to hit the floor. Needless to say, the father was duly grateful. The incident was caught on the store’s video camera and was posted online.

Jarring idea: There is a restaurant in Kiev, Ukraine, where customers are served everything, from salads to ice cream in jar containers. Aptly named The Jar Bar, this café is stocked with a large assortment of jars, so the perfect-sized jar is available for every menu item. If a customer wants to order out or take leftovers home, no problem! Servers simply bring the lid. Not only are jars used as serving vessels, they are also used in the décor. For example, light shades are jars and the wallpaper sports a jar theme. The Jar Bar is the brainchild of Maksym Khramov and Anton Biletsky, who hope to franchise the idea.

Saving the porpoise: There is a freshwater mammal in China that is very rare. Called the Yangtze finless porpoise, this mammal lives in the Yangtze River basin, including Poyang Lake, which is a freshwater lake. That lake was dammed, so it is not nearly as large as it used to be and the population of these porpoises has plummeted to approximately 1,000. To encourage people to take action to save these mammals, the fisheries organization in the region decided to pay cash to people who call for help if they find one or help save an injured one.

Lost in the yard: Australians must have quite large backyards, that is, if this story is to be a gauge. It seems that a man who lives on a rural property on the outskirts of the city of Darwin got lost in his yard and had to call emergency to send someone to find him. To his credit, the man’s yard isn’t just a little garden, it’s about 20 acres of land and contains long grasses and scrub brush. How did it happen? Well, the fellow’s dog started barking and he thought it was because a dingo was nearby. While looking for the dingo, he realized he was lost. Luckily, he had his phone with him to call for help.

Quotable Quotes

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“In matters of style, swim with the current; in matters of principle, stand like a rock.”
Thomas Jefferson
“The grand essentials of happiness are: something to do, something to love, and something to hope for.”
Allan K. Chalmers

Trivia

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  1. Where is the famous geyser named “Old Faithful” located?
  2. How long was Charles Lindbergh’s New York to Paris flight in 1927?
  3. What were the first names of the Everly Brothers of rock ‘n roll fame?
  4. A dulcimer is a sea monster, a stringed instrument, or a period of calm?
  5. If you have astraphobia, what are you afraid of?

▼ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! ▼

What’s Happening

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March 2026

Red Deer North & Red Deer South

Red Deer Home Show
Date & Time: March 6–8
Location: Westerner Park, Red Deer
Details: Central Alberta’s premier home and renovation show featuring exhibitors, ideas, and inspiration for your next project.
For More Information: Visit the Red Deer Home Show website.

Annual Spring Motorcycle Swap Meet
Date & Time: Sunday, March 15, 10:00 a.m.–3:00 p.m.
Location: Westerner Park, Red Deer
Details: Hosted by the Canadian Vintage Motorcycle Group – Central Alberta. Featuring motorcycles, parts, accessories, and more.
For More Information: Call 403.598.0235 or email [email protected].


Sylvan Lake, Gasoline Alley, Springbrook & Penhold

Living With Schizophrenia
Date & Time: Thursday, March 12, 6:00–7:00 p.m.
Location: Sylvan Lake Municipal Library
Details: A free community education program presented by the Schizophrenia Society of Alberta. Meet individuals living with schizophrenia and learn more about the condition. Attend in person or virtually. Registration is required.
For More Information: Visit the Sylvan Lake Municipal Library website.

The Meltdown – Spring & Holi Celebration
Date & Time: Saturday, March 21, 1:00–4:00 p.m.
Location: Centennial Park, Sylvan Lake
Details: Celebrate the arrival of spring and Holi with colour throwing, Bhangra dance performances, henna artists, face painting, a DJ dance party, photo booth, and more family-friendly activities.
For More Information: Visit the Sylvan Lake tourism website.


Lacombe, Blackfalds, Bentley & Rimbey

Divas Live! Concert
Date & Time: Saturday, February 14, 7:30 p.m.
Location: Lacombe Performing Arts Centre, Lacombe
Details: Featuring powerhouse vocalist Ariana Whitlow performing chart-topping hits of the greatest female vocalists in history. Tickets available online or at the Mary C. Moore Library.
For More Information: Contact the Lacombe Performing Arts Centre.

Winterfest – Blackfalds
Date & Time: Monday, February 16, 12:00–3:00 p.m.
Location: Eagle Builders Centre, Blackfalds
Details: A day of family fun including a free family skate presented by Blackfalds Miles Fire Department BBQ, bingo, a movie, and skating with the Blackfalds Bulldogs.
For More Information: Contact the Eagle Builders Centre.

Your Weekly Horoscope

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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Aries winners with the luckiest number being 9.

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Aries (March 21 - April 20)

A significant development in a close relationship is possible. You might be perceived as appealing, charming and openly affectionate.

Lucky Numbers: 5, 9, 19, 39, 45, 49.

Gemini (May 22 - June 21)

Inspiration often leads to creativity. Your imagination and psychic sensitivity may be high now and you could find yourself making plans for the future.

Lucky Numbers: 2, 29, 30, 37, 38, 42.

Taurus (April 21 - May 21)

Make teamwork your motto. When managing or directing others, your tolerant and relaxed approach is likely to be your best option.

Lucky Numbers: 1, 3, 15, 20, 33, 40.

Cancer (June 22 - July 23)

You may have the ability and stamina to concentrate on many levels. By working carefully and thoroughly, your efforts could be more successful.

Lucky Numbers: 16, 20, 22, 34, 37, 45.

Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)

By networking with a wider circle of people, you may develop an alliance with an influential person or someone who can help your cause.

Lucky Numbers: 21, 23, 26, 32, 42, 48.

Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

Achieving your goals is important. Reaching your objectives may involve surrendering something from your everyday life.

Lucky Numbers: 6, 28, 37, 38, 39, 43.

Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)

You might be feeling more congenial and cooperative. You may be more interested in the similarities, rather than in the differences between others and yourself.

Lucky Numbers: 10, 11, 18, 24, 37, 49.

Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

Your mind might be focused on bigger issues and long-range plans. Be optimistic about your ideas, but be sure you study all the facts in order to succeed.

Lucky Numbers: 19, 30, 32, 36, 40, 43.

Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

If you’re more likely to “go with the flow,” you’re not apt to make things happen. Ask for what you need and others may offer to help you.

Lucky Numbers: 7, 8, 15, 18, 40, 41.

Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

Drama and the performing arts may strongly appeal to you. You might find that you are able to express yourself more freely and spontaneously and be more willing to take chances.

Lucky Numbers: 15, 24, 29, 35, 37, 45.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

Contentment and emotional well-being could prevail in your personal relationships. Make an effort to maintain secure and healthy emotional ties.

Lucky Numbers: 13, 20, 21, 35, 39, 40.

Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)

Learn how to be more tolerant of the behaviour of others. If you can avoid overextending yourself, you may be able to indulge your feelings of kindness towards them.

Lucky Numbers: 4, 5, 20, 21, 34, 35.

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Did you Know?

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Snake bite: The Chinese moccasin is a snake known locally as the “hundred pacer” because its venom is so poisonous that people believe a victim can only walk 100 paces after being bitten. This may be a slightly exaggerated claim, but none-the-less, this viper is dangerous.

Sweet veggie: Carrots are used to make carrot cake because they contain a lot of sugar and can, therefore, be used as a sweetener. Other vegetables that are high in sugar are potatoes and beets.

Bad sting: Jellyfish have tentacles on their underside that are used to sting prey, but can also sting people. A jellyfish sting can be painful and cause numbness. Some types of jellyfish are more dangerous and a sting can cause serious illness.

Made it big: English actress and singer Julie Andrews may be known for her starring role as Maria in the 1965 movie, “The Sound of Music,” but she first made it big in 1956 when she played the role of Eliza Doolittle in the Broadway musical, “My Fair Lady.”

On the Lighter Side

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The grasshopper is something of a singer, but the potato bug is the most indefatigable musician. He plays on the tuber.

Ambition may be all right, but it sure can get a fellow into a lot of hard work.

Mother (noticing the clothes lying on the floor): “Who didn’t hang up his clothes when he went to bed?”
Oliver (in a muffled voice from under the covers): “Adam.”

Humorous error in newspaper headline: NIGHT SCHOOL TO HEAR PEST TALK

What is the difference between a flea and an elephant? An elephant can have fleas, but a flea can’t have elephants.

Trivia answers:

  1. Yellowstone National Park (US)
  2. 33 hrs., 29 min.
  3. Don & Phil
  4. Stringed instrument
  5. Lightning/thunder

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Please note this issue was published sometime over the past 10 years. Jokes, Trivia, Stories and Quotes may be time specific or reference maybe made to events which are no longer relevant.

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