ONLINE EDITION
Welcome to the online edition of the Central Alberta Coffee News!
Sept 1st, 2025
Table of Contents
Everybody’s Talking | Quotable Quotes | Trivia | What’s Happening | Your Weekly Horoscope | Did You Know? | On the Lighter Side
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“News To Be Enjoyed Over Coffee”
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Vol. 2 No. 09:01 Sept 1st 2025
Everybody’s Talking
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Quotable Quotes
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“Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out.”
– John Wooden
“Let the rain kiss you. Let the rain beat upon your head with silver liquid drops. Let the rain sing you a lullaby.”
– Langston Hughes
Trivia
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- How many minutes are in half a day?
- What type of animal was the star in the movie, “Babe”?
- What name is given to a plant that dies down at the end of a growing season?
- What color is the middle stripe on the flag of Austria?
- In Morse Code, the letter T is represented by a dash, dot, or dash-dot?
▼ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! ▼
What’s Happening
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Sept 2025
Sylvan Lake
CulinART – Sylvan Lake Culinary & Art Celebration
Date & Time: Saturday, September 6
Location: Downtown Sylvan Lake (50 Street, Lakeshore Drive, and 46 Street)
Details: Experience Sylvan Lake’s rich culinary and art scene with small bites, mini-meals, and cocktail samples from local restaurants. Enjoy this popular culinary and art walking tour showcasing the best of Sylvan’s downtown dining and creative culture.
Tech Connect Tuesdays – Sylvan Lake Municipal Library
Date & Time: Every Tuesday through December 23, 1:30 – 2:30 p.m.
Location: Sylvan Lake Municipal Library
Details: Get one-on-one help with your smartphone, laptop, tablet, or e-Reader. Library staff provide personalized assistance on a first-come, first-served basis.
Red Deer
Cheryl Fisher Jazz Trio – Outdoor Pop-Up Concert
Date & Time: Saturday, September 6, 1 – 3 p.m.
Location: The Golden Circle, 4620-47A Avenue, Red Deer
Details: Celebrate the final edition of the In the Neighbourhood Concert Series. Enjoy live jazz with Cheryl Fisher Trio. Bring your own lawn chair or dance along! Free admission. (Moves indoors in case of rain.)
For More Information: Presented by Red Deer Arts Council, The City of Red Deer, and The Golden Circle.
Lacombe & Area
Music in the Park – Featuring The Rojo’s
Date & Time: Wednesday, September 3, 6:30 p.m.
Location: Echo Stage, south side of Lacombe Memorial Centre
Details: Bring your lawn chairs or picnic blankets and enjoy an evening of live music from local and regional performers.
Watercolour Paint Night – Mary C. Moore Public Library
Date & Time: Wednesday, September 10, 7 p.m.
Location: Kinsmen Program Room, Mary C. Moore Public Library
Details: Theme: Simple Landscapes. Free program for adults and teens. Supplies and instruction included. Register in person at the library, by phone, or online.
Your Weekly Horoscope
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favor Pisces winners with the luckiest number being 6.
This weeks edition is sponsored by:
Aries (March 21 - April 20)

If you’re feeling especially open-hearted, you may find that others are equally receptive to your friendly overtures. Enjoy the companionship and affection. Lucky Numbers: 11, 36, 39, 41, 45, 49.
Gemini (May 22 - June 21)

Setting the groundwork for a project could have long-term effects on you. Don’t worry about the minor details. Spend more time creating the system well to ensure success in future projects. Lucky Numbers: 7, 19, 26, 27, 33, 44.
Taurus (April 21 - May 21)

You may experience a positive flow of warmth and affection from others when you feel happy about yourself. And, you may also find that your creative and artistic efforts may flourish. Lucky Numbers: 4, 16, 18, 25, 29, 43.
Cancer (June 22 - July 23)

You may feel that your drive for better control of your life is very strong now. You might be able to succeed if your plan of attack is well thought out. Lucky Numbers: 17, 26, 28, 35, 42, 46.
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)

Make your influence known in order to advance your career or long-range goals. You could succeed if you take on more of a leadership position. Lucky Numbers: 7, 8, 19, 25, 29, 32.
Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

If you’re compiling complex documents or ideas, gather the necessary information and put it in a report form. Communicate effectively by responding to other’s queries in a timely manner. Lucky Numbers: 20, 27, 36, 37, 42, 43.
Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)

You may find that you have the ability to act with great compassion and sensitivity toward others less fortunate. Be sure you follow a healthy lifestyle. Lucky Numbers: 9, 12, 16, 37, 41, 45.
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

You may find that you’ve become very intense about your beliefs and express them well. You can succeed if you focus on the essence of your objectives and let the rest go. Lucky Numbers: 1, 13, 15, 24, 44, 49.
Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

Your courage and initiative could be on the upswing. Even though your patience may be running thin, you just might be able to get the ball rolling in a new direction. Lucky Numbers: 8, 9, 13, 33, 37, 38.
Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

Important changes made now may put you in a positive flow. Your attitude could affect how you express yourself. Lucky Numbers: 3, 7, 13, 16, 27, 30.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

You may need to take the initiative in order to be happier with the final results. Your relationships could serve you well as a good example of how positive feelings can be effective. Lucky Numbers: 11, 15, 17, 23, 24, 49.
Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)

Show your enthusiasm. Teaching or simply making a point may enable you to excel using the power of positive thinking. Lucky Numbers: 1, 6, 9, 39, 40, 45.
Did you Know?
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Little fly: Almost all regions on Earth have mosquitoes, except for Antarctica. There are over 35,000 species of these insects. The word “mosquito” comes from “mosca” and “ito,” meaning “little fly” in Spanish or Portuguese.
Musician first: Record producers don’t always start their careers in that specific business. For example, the late Phil Ramone, who worked with such famous musicians as Aretha Franklin and Billy Joel, was a child prodigy of the violin.
Languages: Finland, which is home to about 5 million people, has two official languages. Finnish is spoken by 93 percent of the people, while six percent speak Swedish. A few people in Finland speak Sami, a minority language.
Common curse: Acne is caused by excessive secretion of oil in skin pores. About eighty percent of teenagers and young adults are affected to some degree by this skin condition.
Oniony flavors: The onion family has lots of interesting varieties to add to meals. Red onions are sweet and zingy, pearl onions are tiny and mild, and both add unique flavors.
On the Lighter Side
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Before you decide to retire from your job, stay home for a week and watch daytime television.
Why is slippery ice like music? If you don’t C sharp – you’ll B flat!
Our younger generation is quite safe as long as they have grandparents to protect them.
How can a pocket be empty yet still have something in it? It can if it has a hole in it!
One reason surgeons are paid more than auto mechanics is that mechanics don’t have to repair the engine when it’s running.
What is the most musical part of a turkey? The drumstick!
Tourist: “What’s the birthrate in your town?”
Henry: “Same as everywhere, one per person.”
Trivia answers:
- 720
- Pig
- Herbaceous
- White
- Dash
This edition has been brought to you by Quest Signs
© Published with permission of Costain Corp
Please note this issue was published sometime over the past 10 years. Jokes, Trivia, Stories and Quotes may be time specific or reference maybe made to events which are no longer relevant.
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