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Feb 16th, 2026
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Everybody’s Talking | Quotable Quotes | Trivia | What’s Happening | Your Weekly Horoscope | Did You Know? | On the Lighter Side
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Everybody’s Talking
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Quotable Quotes
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“If you create an act, you create a habit. If you create a habit, you create a character. If you create a character, you create a destiny.”
– Andre Maurois
“Books are the quietest and most constant of friends; they are the most accessible and wisest of counselors, and the most patient of teachers.”
– Charles W. Eliot
Trivia
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- What were the names of the original Siamese twins (1811-1874)?
- The brown flecks on banana skins are known as what?
- Which military man was known as “Stormin’ Norman”?
- What type of rope or cable is used for tying up a ship?
- Who wrote “A Tale of Two Cities”?
▼ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! ▼
Your Weekly Horoscope
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Aries winners with the luckiest number being 10.
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Aries (March 21 - April 20)

You could feel a need to be more creative and make things beautiful. Warm feelings may lead to romance. Current friendships could be strengthened.
Lucky Numbers: 5, 10, 29, 39, 47, 48.
Gemini (May 22 - June 21)

Use your imagination and psychic sensitivity to be inspired artistically and spiritually. Enjoy painting, listening to music or just daydream.
Lucky Numbers: 3, 17, 39, 42, 45, 49.
Taurus (April 21 - May 21)

If you’re feeling hospitable and loving and want to share comfort and affection with close friends and family, you may want to plan a party at home.
Lucky Numbers: 12, 18, 27, 31, 42, 47.
Cancer (June 22 - July 23)

You may encounter people who share common ideas. A friendly, cooperative attitude will help such gatherings flow smoothly.
Lucky Numbers: 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30.
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)

Any mental curiosity or restlessness you feel may diminish by taking a short trip or visit. You’ll be more apt to engage in communication that is both interesting and enlightening.
Lucky Numbers: 11, 16, 21, 32, 38, 41.
Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

If you’re feeling especially attractive and cordial, the warmth you radiate is sure to be noticed and appreciated. A new friendship could bring out your artistic talents.
Lucky Numbers: 2, 10, 22, 23, 40, 44.
Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)

You may excel in public speaking, interviews and other transactions with the public. Your communication skills will be an exceptional success.
Lucky Numbers: 4, 14, 19, 20, 34, 44.
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

If you’re fired up about your ideas, you may be able to motivate others into action. Team sports and group efforts of any kind could really appeal to you now.
Lucky Numbers: 11, 21, 25, 38, 43, 49.
Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

You may want to travel to new places where you’ll be exposed to diverse ideas. Keep an open mind and enjoy the experience.
Lucky Numbers: 5, 9, 13, 20, 36, 45.
Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

Your self-confidence may be running high. You may find that your energy and spirit will be strong and you’ll be eager to meet new challenges. Your physical efforts may result in greater accomplishments.
Lucky Numbers: 12, 17, 22, 32, 40, 48.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

Sudden insights or discoveries could spark your interest in many new areas. Try to make room for plenty of spontaneity and flexibility in your busy schedule.
Lucky Numbers: 4, 8, 14, 24, 34, 44.
Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)

If you are a sympathetic listener, you may feel inclined to share your intimate feelings with others. This may help you to strengthen your current relationship.
Lucky Numbers: 3, 5, 14, 27, 29, 43.
Did you Know?
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Lighting specialists: When the credits to a film appear on screen, there are usually people credited as being a “gaffer.” A gaffer is an electrician or lighting technician working with the production crew.
Peaceful man: Born in India in 1869, Mahatma Gandhi was the leader of India’s independence movement. He pioneered a peaceful form of civil disobedience known as satyagraha.
Special stuff: Earwax, also known as cerumen, has some important purposes. It moisturizes the ear canal, preventing itchy ears. It also prevents dust and dirt from reaching the eardrum. Glands in the outer ear canal create earwax.
Whoop it up: The whooping crane of North America is an endangered species. Although the females lay two eggs each year, usually only one of the offsprings survives. These birds live 22 to 30 years.
Language police: If you are a writer, try to avoid pleonasm. This term refers to the use of redundant words or using more words than are needed. For example, “The kite rose upward.”
On the Lighter Side
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The one thing harder than sticking to a diet is keeping quiet about it.
Dad: “What is the meaning of this F on your report card?”
Junior: “Fantastic?”
Nudity: A one-button suit.
A taxpayer is a person who has the government on his payroll.
Middle age is the time of life when the fellow who always acted like a human dynamo starts showing signs of ignition trouble.
Trivia answers:
- Chang and Eng
- Sugar spots
- Gen. Norman Schwarzkopf
- Hawser
- Charles Dickens
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