ONLINE EDITION
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Oct 21st, 2024
Table of Contents
Everybody’s Talking | Quotable Quotes | Trivia | What’s Happening | Your Weekly Horoscope | Did You Know? | On the Lighter Side
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Vol. 1 No. 10:21 October 21, 2024
Everybody’s Talking
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Quotable Quotes
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“The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you’ll grow out of it.”
– Doris Day
“Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.”
– Will Rogers
“It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it.”
– Aristotle
Trivia
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- What painting style deceives the eye?
- How many years has Coffee News® been in publication?
- How many wives did Henry VIII have?
- What is campanology?
- What is the correct term for a group of kangaroos?
▼ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! ▼
What’s Happening
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October 2024
Red Deer
Red Deer Polytechnic Open House
Date & Time: October 26, 9 a.m. to 1 p.m.
Location: Red Deer Polytechnic
Details: Whether you’re graduating high school or exploring career options, this event is perfect for learning about available programs and student services.
For More Information: Register at rdpolytech.ca/openhouse.
Mountain Music – Central Alberta Chamber Orchestra
Date & Time: October 27, 2 p.m.
Location: Lutheran Church of the Good Shepherd, 40 Holmes Street
Details: The season opener, Mountain Music, features works by Grieg, Calvert, and Mussorgsky.
For More Information: Tickets available on Eventbrite and at the door.
Night at the Museum: Epic Edition
Date & Time: October 26, 4:30 p.m. to October 27, 9 a.m.
Location: Alberta Sports Hall of Fame, #102, 4200 Queen Elizabeth II Hwy.
Details: Join us for a fun sleepover adventure for ages 10-15. The cost is $40 per youth. Spots are limited!
For More Information: Call 403.341.8614 or email [email protected] to register.
Lacombe
Watercolour Paint Night
Date & Time: November 12, 7 to 8 p.m.
Location: Kinsmen Library Program Room, Mary C. Moore Public Library
Details: Get creative and make art with us! We will be using watercolour paint to create unique autumn woodland-themed art cards. Free to attend. For adults and teens. Beginners welcome, no experience needed. Please pre-register online, by email, or in person at the library.
For More Information: Contact Miranda at [email protected].
Senior Drop-in Bowling
Date & Time: Every Tuesday and Friday at 10 a.m.
Location: Ambassador Bowling Centre, 5020 – 50 Street, Lacombe
Details: Seniors (50+) are invited to stop by for fun. $10 fee includes two games of bowling, shoe rental, coffee/tea, and snacks.
For More Information: Call 403.309.6387
City Facilities Grant Support
Date & Time: Ongoing
Location: City of Lacombe
Details: Are you a community/volunteer organization or business with limited budget capacity looking to utilize City facilities? Grant support is available to assist your group or business.
For More Information: Call 403.782.1251 or visit www.lacombe.ca/grants.
Sylvan Lake
Walk with the Mayor
Date & Time: October 29, 1 to 3 p.m.
Location: 4823-49 Avenue, Sylvan Lake
Details: Join the Town of Sylvan Lake Wellness and Community Connections team, along with Mayor Hanson, in a short walk!
For More Information: Email [email protected].
Paint With Melissa Hall – Teen Edition
Date & Time: Saturday, October 26, 2–4 p.m.
Location: Sylvan Lake Library
Details: Teens are invited to paint a masterpiece with guidance from local artist Melissa Hall.
For More Information: Call 403.887.2130 or register online at link
Book to Movie Club
Date & Time: Wednesday, October 30, 6:30 to 8 p.m.
Location: Lakeshore Café (#130, 5003 Lakeshore Drive), Sylvan Lake
Details: October’s selection is Schindler’s List, based on the book by Thomas Keneally. Request the book and/or movie, or pick up a copy at the Library – extras available!
For More Information: Visit the Sylvan Lake Library website for full details.
Your Weekly Horoscope
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Scorpio winners with the luckiest number being 13.
This weeks edition is sponsored by:
Aries (March 21 - April 20)
You just might be at the right place at the right time. Your ideas may fit in well with your peers. Enjoy the hum of community activities. Your aura could lead you to those who will help you find answers.
Lucky Numbers: 6, 15, 26, 32, 38, 48.
Gemini (May 22 - June 21)
You may feel a bit overwhelmed. Focus on the tasks at hand and you’ll soon have a deeper understanding of what to do. Don’t be surprised by the reactions of others to your success.
Lucky Numbers: 5, 6, 12, 21, 23, 49.
Taurus (April 21 - May 21)
All your hard work may finally be noted by those in authority. Your interest in improving your lifestyle could help make some dreams come true. Free yourself from any negative energy.
Lucky Numbers: 13, 27, 28, 34, 38, 42.
Cancer (June 22 - July 23)
Good relationships can bring out the real you and your energy level could soar. All victims may not always be innocent. Be wary of those who try to hide their true nature.
Lucky Numbers: 20, 21, 25, 30, 31, 35.
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)
Your patience and understanding will enable you to experience personal growth. You could find a new interest to lead in your field. Perhaps you should branch out to reach a larger audience.
Lucky Numbers: 7, 18, 27, 29, 43, 45.
Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)
You may find that your concentration and focus is very strong. You may become so engrossed in your investigation that you won’t be able to do anything else until you find the information that you seek.
Lucky Numbers: 2, 7, 12, 18, 22, 34.
Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)
You may feel empowered to reach your many goals. The nature of your studies could depend on your personal interests. Whatever you decide to pursue, do so with a determination to succeed.
Lucky Numbers: 32, 37, 42, 47, 48, 49.
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)
You may find that you can be very effective right now. Because you seem to be able to communicate with greater conviction, you might be in a better position to rally others toward your point of view.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 4, 13, 23, 33, 43.
Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)
Your natural drive for self-expression may seem high right now. If you can push yourself into a competition with great energy and zeal, you could succeed with your creative projects.
Lucky Numbers: 5, 14, 26, 29, 44, 47.
Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)
Your desire for harmony and beautiful surroundings may be stronger than usual. You might be more inclined to use your charm and persuasion than a more direct method to achieve your goals.
Lucky Numbers: 2, 10, 28, 32, 43, 44.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)
Games or contests might provide you with an extra burst of energy. Excitement and romantic urges may reign. You could actively pursue the one you desire.
Lucky Numbers: 11, 18, 20, 25, 38, 45.
Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)
A spontaneous inspiration could prove to be very beneficial. You might have an opportunity to directly pitch your ideas and beliefs to those who can make things happen.
Lucky Numbers: 20, 24, 26, 30, 34, 36.
Did you Know?
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Movie maker: Stanley Kubrick, who died in 1999, was a renowned American film director known for covering a variety of genres in his work. Famous films include Dr. Strangelove (1964), 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968), and The Shining (1980).
Blue food: There are not many foods that are naturally blue, but the blueberry is one of them. Blueberries are native to North America and have been eaten by people for over 13,000 years.
Fairy tales: Disney movie lovers may not know that the original authors of the well-known fairy tale Snow White were the German brothers Jacob and Wilhelm Grimm, who also wrote many other stories, such as Hansel and Gretel.
Kiwi remedy: People who need a little help with their digestion might want to try eating kiwifruit, which are full of fiber. Fiber can relieve the bloated feeling that can be so uncomfortable.
Indigenous people: The Pintupi are an indigenous group of people who originally came from the western part of Australia. They were among the last of the country’s indigenous groups to come into contact with white society.
On the Lighter Side
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What happens when 50 rabbits hop backwards at the same time? You get a receding hare line.
So long as you can laugh, you’re still winning.
Sign on a veterinarian’s office: Be Back in 5 Minutes. Sit! Stay!
Don’t pray for rain if you’re going to complain about the mud.
Where does a ghost go on Saturday night? Anywhere he can boo-gie.
The trouble with doing nothing is that you never know when you’re finished.
You can lead celebrities to a microphone–but you can’t make them think.
Some people will only see the light when they feel the heat.
Trivia answers:
- Trompe l’oeil
- 25 years
- Six
- Bell ringing and bell casting
- A mob
This edition has been brought to you by Sheeds Alternative Healing
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Please note this issue was published sometime over the past 10 years. Jokes, Trivia, Stories and Quotes may be time specific or reference maybe made to events which are no longer relevant.
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