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May 25th, 2026
Table of Contents
Everybody’s Talking | Quotable Quotes | Trivia | What’s Happening | Your Weekly Horoscope | Did You Know? | On the Lighter Side
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Everybody’s Talking
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Quotable Quotes
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“Our lives are connected by a thousand invisible threads, and along these sympathetic fibres, our actions run as causes and return to us as results.” — Herman Melville
“Thanks to the interstate highway system, it is now possible to travel across the country from coast to coast without seeing anything.” — Charles Kuralt
Trivia
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- A xylophone is what type of musical instrument?
- Which Canadian athlete was nicknamed “The Great One”?
- The traditional dish called goulash originated in which country?
- In which women’s sport is the Uber Cup awarded?
- Seen from Earth, which is the brightest of any star?
▼ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! ▼
Your Weekly Horoscope
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Sagittarius winners with the luckiest number being 4.
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Aries (March 21 - April 20)

Your superiors could be positively happy with you, causing your career to gain momentum. An important victory may be achieved. Lucky Numbers: 5, 4, 6, 22, 28, 35
Gemini (May 22 - June 21)

Find ways to be more original and you could feel more dynamic. Take full advantage of your opportunities and others may follow your lead. Lucky Numbers: 42, 44, 46, 47, 48, 49
Taurus (April 21 - May 21)

Cooperation is key. Your legal matters may run very smoothly. A successful resolution could be reached and harmony restored. Lucky Numbers: 4, 8, 16, 28, 29, 43
Cancer (June 22 - July 23)

Share time with loved ones. Your creative or artistic inclinations could be stimulated, resulting in more productive work. Lucky Numbers: 3, 7, 10, 20, 25, 35
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)

Express yourself more openly. Your artistic efforts could flourish. Giving and receiving appreciation may become a new habit. Lucky Numbers: 17, 24, 36, 37, 43, 46
Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

Self-confidence could run high. You may be able to undertake any challenge that confronts you, including a leadership role. Lucky Numbers: 20, 21, 24, 29, 40, 41
Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)

Working hard and taking pride in your endeavours may be your focus. Examine the time and energy you use with an eye on improving your efficiency. Lucky Numbers: 25, 28, 32, 42, 43, 44
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

Your deep conversations may reveal secrets which help others to understand you better. Superficial answers will not satisfy you. Lucky Numbers: 9, 10, 16, 29, 35, 43
Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

Your emotional need for a sense of belonging could emerge. You may need to give your home and personal relationships more attention. Lucky Numbers: 2, 4, 6, 11, 12, 15
Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

Sharing your plans and ideas with others could be very fruitful. Understand what others tell you and make yourself more clearly understood as well. Lucky Numbers: 12, 34, 36, 37, 39, 42
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

By communicating more openly, you could become more objective about your relationships. Try to iron out your differences and reach a suitable compromise. Lucky Numbers: 5, 30, 31, 36, 39, 47
Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)

By communicating more openly, you could become more objective about your relationships. Try to iron out your differences and reach a suitable compromise. Lucky Numbers: 5, 30, 31, 36, 39, 47
Did you Know?
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Egg dish: In Chinese cuisine, there is a delicacy called the 100-year egg. Such an egg is not 100 years old, but rather several weeks or months old. The duck, chicken or quail eggs that are used are preserved using a special recipe to bring out interesting flavours.
Orphan Annie: Everyone seems to love the musical, “Annie,” which is based on the comic strip “Little Orphan Annie.” The original Broadway production of “Annie” opened in 1977 and entertained audiences 2,377 times.
Light weight: For a role, an actor might have to either gain or lose a lot of weight, and it could become unhealthy. For example, six-foot-tall Christian Bale dropped to 121 pounds to play the role of an insomniac in “The Machinist.” He lost 63 pounds by eating less than 500 calories a day.
Island state: Hawaii consists of a group of islands that became a state of the United States in 1959. It has a tropical climate and is home to some active volcanoes. The capital of Hawaii is Honolulu, situated on the island of Oahu
On the Lighter Side
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Q: Why is life the riddle of all riddles?
A: Because we must all give it up!
The nature of life is such that if you tell your boss that you were late for work because your car broke down, the next day your car will break down.
Q: What must one do to have beautiful hands?
A: Nothing.
A little girl was explaining to her friend what it means to be adopted.
“It means,” she explained, “that I grew in Mommy’s heart, not in her tummy.”
Political speaker: “I’m pleased to see such a dense crowd here tonight.”
Voice from the crowd: “Don’t be too pleased. We ain’t all dense.”
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