ONLINE EDITION

Welcome to the online edition of the Central Alberta Coffee News!

July 20, 2026

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Everybody’s Talking

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Garlicky fare: If you don’t mind garlic breath on yourself or your dinner companion, a trip to The Stinking Rose in San Francisco, California (US) is in order. The Stinking Rose is a restaurant that serves lots of garlic in nearly all of its dishes. Examples include garlic-braised short ribs, Italian garlic meatloaf and a chicken dish that includes 40 cloves of garlic per serving. The restaurant even puts garlic in some of its drinks. As well as appearing in the food that it serves, garlic is also part of the restaurant’s decor which features garlic memorabilia and long garlic braids that hang from the ceiling.

Gull attack: Most people take an umbrella with them if it looks like it might rain. For folks who live in the Scottish village of Newhaven, however, umbrellas are needed to ward off seagulls. The gulls become overly protective during nesting season and they tend to swoop down on people to ensure that their young are safe. Using an umbrella is a good defence, but the Royal Mail delivery sometimes has to be suspended for a few days because its mail carriers aren’t prepared for the phenomenon. Authorities try to help by distributing information about deterring gulls from nesting close to homes.

High up: Generally, only a qualified operator is allowed entry into the control room of a crane. However, those traveling to Harlingen, Holland, could book an entire night on one. A crane at this dockside town, not far from Amsterdam, has been converted into a luxurious one-room hotel. It is complete with bed, shower and a glorious view of the area through the original windows and the observation deck. The crane even has an elevator to transport guests to their room. If so inclined, guests can even operate the crane, taking it for a 360 degree spin.

Ride with the bulls: There is a sport in Pakistan that is quite exciting for both the contestants and for the spectators. It’s called bovine racing and here’s how it works. A contestant stands on a wooden board which is attached to two bulls that pull the board along a 1,150 ft. course. These “jockeys” must also attempt to guide the bulls through two poles on the course. If the contestant falls off the board, or if the bulls don’t go through the two poles, the contestant is disqualified. These races usually take place in tandem with rural festivals and they attract many spectators.

Quotable Quotes

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“If you have no critics, you likely have no successes.” — Malcolm Forbes

“You may have tangible wealth untold; Caskets of jewels and coffers of gold. Richer than I you can never be — I had a mother who read to me.” — Strickland Gillian

Trivia

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Ice hockey originated in Canada, U.S. or Norway?
Astigmatism affects what part of the human body?
In the children’s nursery rhyme, what did Little Miss Muffet eat?
What is the world’s most expensive spice?
If you have eremophobia, what are you afraid of?

▼ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! ▼

What’s Happening

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July 2026

Red Deer

Event Name: The Ross Street Patio Concert Series
Date & Time: Tuesdays, Wednesdays, and Fridays until September 30 from 4:30 to 6:30 p.m. (July 24 in the evening)
Location: Ross Street Patio, Red Deer
Details: Free concerts in the evening air. On July 24, Natalie Inga performs folk pop.
For More Information: 403.348.2787

Event Name: Bard Indoors: The Lady Doth Protest
Date & Time: July 26 at 11 a.m. and 1 p.m.
Location: Red Deer Public Library Downtown Branch (4818-49 Street)
Details: Presented by Prime Stock Theatre Company. Registration required at the library website.
For More Information: N/A

Sylvan Lake / Area

Event Name: Birdie Bash Golf Tournament
Date & Time: July 20 (Full-day event)
Location: Alberta Springs Golf Resort
Details: Hosted by the Sylvan Lake Gulls Baseball Club. Includes 18 holes of golf with power cart, a welcome gift bag, breakfast to start the day, multiple food and drink stops on the course, fun contests and games, and a banquet dinner and prize ceremony to wrap up the evening. Proceeds support local mental health initiatives through the Gulls Give Foundation.
For More Information: N/A

Event Name: Cruise Night Fridays
Date & Time: Fridays (through October) from 6:00 to 9:00 p.m.
Location: The parking lot across from Servus Credit Union, Sylvan Lake
Details: A standout lineup of vintage rides, muscle cars, and custom builds. It’s all about celebrating a shared love of cars.
For More Information: N/A

Lacombe / Blackfalds / Bentley / Rimbey

Event Name: Lacombe Performing Arts Centre’s Music in the Park
Date & Time: Wednesdays through August, starting at 6:30 p.m. (Featured act July 22)
Location: Echo Stage on the south side of the Lacombe Memorial Centre (5214-50 Ave)
Details: A great opportunity for Lacombe residents and visitors alike to enjoy the talents of local and regional musicians. Featured act July 22 will be Juke.
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Event Name: Adult Craft Night
Date & Time: Thursday, July 23 from 6:30 to 8:30 p.m.
Location: Kinsman Program Room (upstairs Lacombe Memorial Centre), Mary C. Moore Public Library
Details: For adults and teens. Get crafty making transparent window bookmarks, washi tape bookmarks, and braided bookmarks. Registration required; register in person at the library or by using the library’s social forms.
For More Information: Email Mikayla at [email protected]

Your Weekly Horoscope

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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Capricorn winners with the luckiest number being 12.

This weeks edition is sponsored by:

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Aries (March 21 - April 20)

Business affairs are favoured and you could meet someone who’s interested in your project. You may receive both financial backing as well as emotional support. Lucky Numbers: 18, 26, 39, 40, 47, 48

Gemini (May 22 - June 21)

Pay attention to communications and negotiations. Further discussions could run smoothly. Find time to get your affairs in order. Lucky Numbers: 18, 25, 34, 46, 48, 49

Taurus (April 21 - May 21)

External forces over which you have no control may try to undermine you. Your personal ambition and drive will make an impact on your success. Lucky Numbers: 3, 30, 38, 40, 45, 48

Cancer (June 22 - July 23)

You might find that you enjoy social gatherings and personal relationships. Your desire for pleasure may be obvious, but don’t allow work to interfere with your private life. Lucky Numbers: 3, 17, 28, 38, 42, 45

Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)

The role of gracious host may suit you well. You might take on a decorating project in order to create a more harmonious arrangement. Lucky Numbers: 7, 15, 30, 32, 40, 41

Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

You’ll likely be busy with telephone calls and the everyday business of living. Restlessness and solitary work may not interest you. Lucky Numbers: 1, 22, 28, 39, 46, 49

Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)

Focus on your financial security. Your next steps will become clearer to you and you may begin to see the light at the end of the tunnel. Lucky Numbers: 13, 15, 16, 21, 22, 39

Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

If you’re feeling warm, expressive and alive, those loving feelings are sure to flow between you and those around you. Use your creativity to make something beautiful. Lucky Numbers: 2, 22, 27, 36, 42, 44

Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

Your perseverance and patience may be required. Avoid becoming discouraged or lashing out at those closest to you. Lucky Numbers: 6, 10, 17, 28, 39, 44

Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

If you are involved in any intellectual work, this could be a positive time for you. Ideas may flow and it might be easier than usual to express yourself. Lucky Numbers: 1, 6, 16, 35, 45, 47

Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

Your career goals should work out well, particularly where cooperation and teamwork are required. Partnerships or agreements entered now may be successful. Lucky Numbers: 1, 6, 7, 12, 13, 33

Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)

Your deepest emotions could be stirred up in you and you may become more intense as a result. You might find that you are better able now to reveal your true feelings toward your loved ones. Lucky Numbers: 12, 13, 19, 32, 33, 40

Did you Know?

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Early city: Not far from Mexico City in Mexico is the site of the ruins of an ancient city called Teotihuacan. Thought to have been established in 100 BC, it was an advanced city for its time and even had apartments that were several floors high.

Long name: Lady Gaga is an American singer-songwriter known for some crazy antics, such as wearing a dress made out of raw meat. Her real name is Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta.

Blink! Eyelids are an important part of the body. The skin of the eyelid is thin and when a person blinks, the eyes are protected from dirt and sweat. Eyelids also spread moisture over the eye’s surface to keep it from getting dry.

Fast swimmers: If you see a great white shark, get out of the way! These fish are able to swim as fast as 30 kilometres (18 miles) per hour. This shark is known to be one of the deadliest in the world.

Scared: A phobia is when someone has a disproportionate fear of something and will do anything to avoid whatever frightens them. For example, they might be afraid of flying (aviophobia) or of snakes (ophidiophobia).

On the Lighter Side

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Steering Committee: Two backseat drivers.

The Echo Chamber Dentist: “You have the biggest cavity I’ve ever seen! The biggest cavity I’ve ever seen!!” Patient: “Well, you didn’t have to repeat yourself!” Dentist: “I didn’t. That was an echo!”

Q: Why did the ocean liner sign up for an aerobics class? A: It needed to get in shipshape.

The Salary Advance Mrs. Smith: “Were you nervous about asking your boss for an advance on your pay?” Mr. Smith: “No, I was calm and collected.”

Many of us are at the “metallic age” — gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants.