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Nov 17th, 2025
Table of Contents
Everybody’s Talking | Quotable Quotes | Trivia | What’s Happening | Your Weekly Horoscope | Did You Know? | On the Lighter Side
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Vol. 2 No. 11:17 Nov 17th, 2025
Everybody’s Talking
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Quotable Quotes
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“People often tell me that motivation doesn’t last and I tell them that bathing doesn’t either. That’s why I recommend it daily.”
– Zig Ziglar
“A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well-known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.”
– Fred Allen
Trivia
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- Which is the only bird that can fly backward?
- What do the initials CBS stand for?
- What did King Camp Gillette invent?
- An epiphany is a hearing aid, a revelation or a temper tantrum?
- I’m tall when I’m young and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
▼ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! ▼
Your Weekly Horoscope
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Taurus winners with the luckiest number being 4.
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Aries (March 21 - April 20)

It may be time for relaxation and doing things that you don’t usually have time for. Take advantage of new resources to enrich your life, learn and enjoy. Lucky Numbers: 13, 14, 15, 23, 24, 25.
Gemini (May 22 - June 21)

Your usual routine may be disrupted if you are impatient with the status quo. Patience will enable you to examine your future from a different perspective. Lucky Numbers: 5, 11, 17, 22, 28, 32.
Taurus (April 21 - May 21)

Your need for love and companionship could help you envision a beautiful side of life. Work as a team member rather than go solo. Lucky Numbers: 4, 12, 18, 20, 32, 48.
Cancer (June 22 - July 23)

Successful teamwork in your professional world is key. Your business matters may run very smoothly with everyone’s support. Lucky Numbers: 27, 31, 35, 39, 43, 47.
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)

You may find that you are more passionate and respond instinctively to others. You could be energized, invigorated and eager to be involved in community projects. Lucky Numbers: 6, 7, 8, 18, 19, 23.
Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

If you take an active interest in some new ideas or inventions, you’ll be able to study progressive options for all phases of your research. Lucky Numbers: 6, 22, 29, 36, 39, 44.
Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)

Partnerships or joining with others for mutual benefit is a good idea. If your energy level is high, joining team sports may be favourable. Lucky Numbers: 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30.
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

Take life more seriously and act more responsibly. This change in your attitude will cause you to get rid of some old habits or interests. Lucky Numbers: 1, 4, 19, 23, 37, 41.
Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

A change of employment may mean a relocation for your family. Your loss of old friendships and the formation of new ones could become an emotional issue. Lucky Numbers: 17, 22, 31, 33, 43, 47.
Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

If you find that your mind is very sharp and your responses quick, you may do well taking an examination or any kind of intellectual or mental work. Lucky Numbers: 21, 22, 23, 41, 42, 43.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

Recent experiences will help you to show the importance of doing the meaningful things, even when tangible rewards are not immediate. Lucky Numbers: 5, 6, 11, 22, 33, 44.
Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)

Your deep concern and willingness to meet people half way could benefit your career. Socializing with people usually generates positive feelings. Lucky Numbers: 2, 19, 26, 32, 39, 40.
Did you Know?
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Great fliers: Dragonflies can take to the sky with great skill and reach speeds of up to 38 km/hr (23 mph). These insects can fly forward and backward and they have the ability to turn direction instantly. Much like a helicopter, they can also hover.
Tape time: Richard Drew was an engineer working for the 3M Company when he invented Scotch Tape in 1930. Drew also made the first masking tape a few years earlier in 1925 in a bid to help car painters obtain a clean line when painting a vehicle using two different colours.
Hand fact: In rare instances, a person is ambidextrous, which is the ability to use both hands with equal facility. Most people are born either right-handed or left-handed, with 90 percent being right-handed.
Egg layers: The platypus lives in the far eastern region of Australia and is one of only two mammals that lay eggs, rather than give birth to their babies. The mother lays one or two eggs, which hatch in about 10 days.
Four-string music: The ukulele is a four-stringed instrument from the guitar family that originated in the island state of Hawaii (US) in the 19th century. Famous musicians known for playing the ukulele include Jimmy Buffett, George Harrison, Don Ho and Taylor Swift.
On the Lighter Side
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What do you call a parrot in a raincoat? Polyunsaturated.
Teenager: “Dad, I got a very small scratch on the fender of your new car.”
Dad: “Oh, no! Let me see! Where is it?”
Teenager: “In the trunk.”
Sign at Happy Farms Vegetables: Eat our corn on the cob and you’ll smile from ear to ear!
What game do retailers like to play? Price tag.
If an electric train is traveling south, which way is the smoke going?
There’s no smoke. It’s an electric train.
Trivia answers:
- Hummingbird
- Columbia Broadcasting System
- Safety razor
- Revelation
- A candle
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