ONLINE EDITION

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Nov 4th, 2024

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Everybody’s Talking

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Small change: A German woman has been accused of tax evasion for hiding coins she earned for cleaning toilets. The public washroom employee who serviced 50 locations in Bonn, allegedly took the gratuity payments from patrons, paid a nominal amount to helpers she hired to assist her, and stashed the rest. However, one of the helpers realized the greedy woman was ripping off her staff and reported her to the authorities. Officials took this information seriously, visited the woman’s house, and found numerous bags of small-denomination coins in her garage. It is thought she had hidden 40,000 Euros (about $50,000 US).

Popular summer treat: The Slurpee is a frozen flavoured drink that’s sure to cool you off during the hot days of summer. In the city of Winnipeg, Manitoba (CA), lots of people flock to their local convenience store, the 7-Eleven, to snap up a Slurpee, not just in the summer, but year-round. In fact, Winnipeg has been declared the Slurpee Capital of the World by 7-Eleven for the 13th consecutive year. According to Tim Donegan, 7-Eleven’s vice-president for Canada, Winnipeg stores sell more Slurpees per outlet than anywhere in the world. He adds that Calgary, Alberta (CA), and Detroit, Michigan (US), are hot on Winnipeg’s heels.

Teeth cleaning: Exactly how does one clean the teeth of a hippopotamus, given that its mouth can be four feet wide? Not only that, but a hippo has giant incisors, as well as curved lower canine teeth that grow into tusks. At the Shanghai Zoo, the hippo zookeepers once used a broom for this task, but they have replaced that everyday tool with a four-foot-long toothbrush which was specially made for this task. Zoo official Pan Xiuwen explains that the fruit and vegetables eaten by the hippos often gets stuck in the gaps between the teeth, so they need to be cleaned every few days. Now the zoo puts on a show when it’s time to clean the teeth of the three resident hippos.

Airport bee invasion: Three planes at the Kolkata Airport in India were delayed for takeoff for a strange reason – swarming bees. In the first instance, a swarm flew into the cargo area and loading had to be stopped until the bees could be removed with a fire truck’s water cannon. The second time, the cockpit windshield was the target, but the bees flew off when the pilots began to taxi. Later the same day, the bees decided to swarm near one of the doors. Passengers were redirected to another exit. Authorities think that the problem was occurring because the bees were nesting somewhere in or near the terminal.

Quotable Quotes

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“The main thing in life is not to be afraid of being human.”

– Pablo Casals

“A happiness that is sought for ourselves alone can never be found: for a happiness that is diminished by being shared is not big enough to make us happy.”

– Thomas Merton

Trivia

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Which civilization built Machu Picchu?
What stringed instrument leads an orchestra?
Which sport was featured in the movie “The Natural”?
What is the world’s fastest land mammal?
Who is known as “The Father of Medicine”?

▼ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! ▼

What’s Happening

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November 2024

Red Deer

Red Deer Public Library – Public Legal Information Seminar

Date & Time: November 7, 6 to 8 p.m.
Location: Dawe Branch, 56 Holt St., Red Deer Public Library
Details: This seminar will address questions on Wills, Personal Directives, and Powers of Attorney. Learn what each document entails and how to incorporate them into your estate planning. Presented by the Community Legal Clinic.
For More Information: Register at rdpl.org/events or call 403.346.4576

Hearts of Harmony Chorus Rehearsals

Date & Time: Mondays, 6:30 p.m.
Location: Contact for rehearsal location
Details: A cappella chorus seeking new members. Open to those interested in singing or booking a performance.
For More Information: Contact Donna at 403.352.7304 to join, or Sheila at 403.358.6428 for event bookings.

Lacombe

Lacombe Performing Arts Centre – Gingerbread House Contest

Date & Time: Registration deadline November 28
Location: Lacombe Performing Arts Centre (Under $100 Art Market at Light Up Lacombe)
Details: Open to the public and businesses. Register your creation by email, and your gingerbread house will be displayed for visitors to vote for People’s Choice or bid on a chance to take a house home.
For More Information: Email admin@lacombepac.com

Watercolour Paint Night

Date & Time: November 12, 7 to 8 p.m.
Location: Kinsmen Library Program Room, Mary C. Moore Public Library
Details: Get creative and make art with us! We will be using watercolour paint to create unique autumn woodland-themed art cards. Free to attend. For adults and teens. Beginners welcome, no experience needed. Please pre-register online, by email, or in person at the library.
For More Information: Contact Miranda at [email protected].

Senior Drop-in Bowling

Date & Time: Every Tuesday and Friday at 10 a.m.
Location: Ambassador Bowling Centre, 5020 – 50 Street, Lacombe
Details: Seniors (50+) are invited to stop by for fun. $10 fee includes two games of bowling, shoe rental, coffee/tea, and snacks.
For More Information: Call 403.309.6387

City Facilities Grant Support

Date & Time: Ongoing
Location: City of Lacombe
Details: Are you a community/volunteer organization or business with limited budget capacity looking to utilize City facilities? Grant support is available to assist your group or business.
For More Information: Call 403.782.1251 or visit www.lacombe.ca/grants.

Sylvan Lake

Sylvan Lake Municipal Library – Knit-Wits

Date & Time: Thursdays, 5:45 to 7:30 p.m. (Next session November 7)
Location: Sylvan Lake Municipal Library
Details: Connect with others while working on new or existing projects! Open to knitting, crocheting, cross-stitching, and embroidery. Supplies are available or bring your own. Donations of non-perishable food items for the Little Free Pantry are welcome.
For More Information: Contact Sylvan Lake Municipal Library

Wimborne Christmas Market

Date & Time: November 16, 10 a.m. – 4 p.m.
Location: Wimborne Community Centre
Details: Christmas market with vendors offering baking, knitting, woodworking, Epicure, Avon, and more.
For More Information: Email [email protected]

Your Weekly Horoscope

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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Leo winners with the luckiest number being 11.

This weeks edition is sponsored by:

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Aries (March 21 - April 20)

You may be a little smitten with someone, only to be disappointed when you discover that they are not at all who they appear to be. You simply may not be seeing people objectively. Lucky Numbers: 14, 19, 23, 25, 34, 41.

Gemini (May 22 - June 21)

Creative pastimes shared with your mate could likely spark new adventures. If you are single, you may be easily enchanted by someone who is very charming and sophisticated. Lucky Numbers: 33, 37, 39, 42, 43, 47.

Taurus (April 21 - May 21)

Your dreams, wishes, and fantasies about love may seem strong. You could be reluctant to share or express some of your thoughts and ideas for fear that others will have very different opinions. Lucky Numbers: 4, 5, 6, 24, 25, 26.

Cancer (June 22 - July 23)

A new relationship can be quite pleasurable and could really boost your confidence level. Some adjustments in your employment situation may be necessary. Lucky Numbers: 9, 12, 29, 32, 35, 48.

Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)

You may be feeling more confident than usual in romantic encounters. This is the stuff which dreams are made of. You might want to take a less direct approach to the creative projects of others. Lucky Numbers: 2, 11, 23, 34, 43, 44.

Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

Your illusions or glamorous notions might need some readjustment, as your true expectations may not be met. You may discover that someone is not as amazing as first thought. Lucky Numbers: 9, 16, 26, 29, 36, 49.

Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)

Your suspicions could push you to communicate your thoughts on a deeper level. Don’t allow others to perceive your unconventional side, thus exposing you to their criticism. Lucky Numbers: 7, 10, 22, 42, 43, 46.

Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

In order to find your deepest motivations, you might need to make some changes. You may be fearful of change and uncomfortable by saying the wrong thing, resulting in hurt feelings. Lucky Numbers: 14, 19, 20, 34, 37, 44.

Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

Don’t allow postponements to affect the fulfillment of your goals. Good communication with those in authority should enable you to remove any roadblocks that may hamper your success.
Lucky Numbers: 7, 37, 39, 42, 41, 48.

Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

Your need for love and compassion may seem strong, especially if you feel romantic or sentimental. It is commendable to be open, but use more discrimination with your current audience. Lucky Numbers: 5, 7, 13, 15, 21, 45.

Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

Even though you may want to take offense, try to keep your dealings pleasant and meaningful. This will give you the opportunity to bring a better balance to your relationships diplomatically. Lucky Numbers: 2, 4, 6, 8, 10, 12.

Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)

The activities you share with your loved ones may centre around your intellectual interests. You might feel inclined to discuss your issues of commitment and loyalty in regard to your relationships. Lucky Numbers: 11, 16, 24, 28, 43, 47.

Did you Know?

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Book lover: Robert Burns, the famous 18th-century poet, was born in Scotland to tenant farmers. It was a hard life, but he managed to read at night, discovering such authors as Shakespeare and Milton, which helped him to hone his literary talent.

Don’t kick! The rain forests of Australia and New Guinea are home to a flightless bird called the cassowary. Standing 1.5 metres (4.9 ft.) tall and sporting 10 centimetre (4-inch) long claws, a cassowary’s kick can be lethal.

Scary witch: In the original film version of “The Wizard of Oz” (1939), Margaret Hamilton played the Wicked Witch of the West. She was so scary in the role that many of her scenes had to be deleted, as producers thought children would be too frightened.

Flower talk: Certain flowers are known to have certain meanings. It’s probably no surprise to find out that the white poppy symbolizes consolation. However, it is less known that ferns are associated with fascination and that dark red carnations signify deep love and affection.

On the Lighter Side

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Minister: “And how did you like your first church service, Billy?”
Billy: “Well, the singing and stuff was okay, but the commercial was way too long!”

Classified ad: People needed to work in clothesline factory. We’ll teach you the ropes!

Game warden: “What are you doing with that trout at the end of your line, Mister?”
Off-season fisherman: “Just teaching him to swim, Warden.”

Why did the Daddy watch leave work early? He wanted to spend some quality time with his offspring.

First moth: “Have a bite of this delicious sweater, old chap.”
Second moth: “Sorry, I’ve given it up for lint.”

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