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Jan 12th, 2026
Table of Contents
Everybody’s Talking | Quotable Quotes | Trivia | What’s Happening | Your Weekly Horoscope | Did You Know? | On the Lighter Side
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Everybody’s Talking
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Quotable Quotes
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“Man is still the most extraordinary computer of all.”
– John F. Kennedy“The past is a ghost, the future is a dream, and all we ever have is now.”
– Bill Cosby, comedian
Trivia
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- Who is known as the Father of Medicine?
- If you are a recluse are you a group leader, a problem solver or a hermit?
- What is the national flower of the United States?
- The traditional gift for a 25th wedding anniversary is gold, silver, china?
- Where is the Acropolis located?
▼ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! ▼
Your Weekly Horoscope
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Scorpio winners with the luckiest number being 2.
This weeks edition is sponsored by:
Aries (March 21 - April 20)

You may find the world of imagination, fantasy or mysticism to be very appealing. Perhaps you have some talent in these areas. Upcoming events could result in a creative and fruitful period.
Lucky Numbers: 2, 13, 23, 39, 41, 43.
Gemini (May 22 - June 21)

Important people may be able to assist you in achieving your career goals. You could receive recognition or a promotion that offers increased stability and job security.
Lucky Numbers: 25, 29, 35, 39, 45, 49.
Taurus (April 21 - May 21)

You finally might be able to make your influence felt. Any efforts you make to advance your career or other important long-range goals could be very successful.
Lucky Numbers: 6, 22, 28, 32, 38, 42.
Cancer (June 22 - July 23)

You may find that you’re more hospitable and loving toward friends and family. Your need to share comfort could in some way help you to complete home improvements easier.
Lucky Numbers: 6, 12, 17, 23, 33, 48.
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)

Confidence and inner harmony may prevail this week. It might be easier now to move forward with those creative projects you’ve been thinking about.
Lucky Numbers: 2, 7, 15, 28, 31, 44.
Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

You’re more apt to get those important items completed if you have some motivation. Apply that creative energy into your work and you may consequently accomplish a great deal.
Lucky Numbers: 3, 5, 11, 14, 18, 22.
Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)

You might find attending cultural events to be quite satisfying. Cooperative relationships with people in your immediate circle could help characterize your ideals.
Lucky Numbers: 15, 16, 22, 23, 41, 42.
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

Try to branch out and take on more challenges this week. Begin with implementing the plans and promises that you’ve made to yourself.
Lucky Numbers: 2, 19, 23, 35, 41, 48.
Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

Taking a short vacation or pleasure trip might enable you to reach constructive agreements. Positive connections could be made and you may meet a new friend, as well.
Lucky Numbers: 10, 17, 32, 35, 47, 49.
Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

You may find that you like to play hard and play to win. Your drive for self-expression could be running high as evidenced by the great energy and zeal you pour into competitive contests.
Lucky Numbers: 2, 21, 25, 27, 33, 42.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

Sharing your time and talent with others could be very satisfying. That personal contact will be noticed and could be beneficial to you in the future.
Lucky Numbers: 11, 12, 25, 26, 34, 40.
Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)

Even though you are a sympathetic listener, you may feel inclined to speak about your innermost feelings. However, this could build mutual trust in your relationships.
Lucky Numbers: 15, 26, 37, 45, 46, 47.
Did you Know?
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Prolific composer: Domenico Scarlatti was a composer born in 1685 in Naples, Italy. His work includes 555 keyboard sonatas, many operas, as well as “Salve Regina,” which was written for soprano and strings.
Muppet madness: Those famous Muppets, including Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy, were named by their creator, American Jim Henson. The word Muppet is a combination of the words marionette and puppet, an accurate description of these fictional characters.
Hearing problems: Temporary hearing loss can occur after attending a loud music concert, for instance. Permanent hearing loss can occur if someone is constantly exposed to loud noises over a period of time.
Carved in stone: Gargoyles, which often represent grotesque-looking animals, are stone sculptures usually found on buildings. Their original purpose in medieval times was to allow rainwater to flow away from the sides of buildings through a spout in the sculpture.
On the Lighter Side
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What do you get when you put overweight sheep in a steam cabinet?
Wool sweaters.
Mother: “Why were you kept after school today, Jimmy?”
Jimmy: “Teacher asked us to write an essay on ‘The Result of Laziness,’ and I turned in a blank sheet of paper.”
Why is one polar bear attracted to another polar bear?
Animal magnetism.
Most people would rather look backward than forward because it’s easier to remember where you’ve been than to figure out where you’re going.
Tom: “How cold was it in your neck of the woods last night?”
Tyler: “It was so cold the snowman kept trying to get into the house!”
Trivia answers:
- Hippocrates
- Hermit
- The rose
- Silver
- Athens, Greece
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