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Feb 2nd, 2026
Table of Contents
Everybody’s Talking | Quotable Quotes | Trivia | What’s Happening | Your Weekly Horoscope | Did You Know? | On the Lighter Side
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Everybody’s Talking
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Quotable Quotes
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“Alexander Hamilton originated the put and take system in our national treasury; the taxpayers put it in, and the politicians take it out.”
– Will Rogers
“There is no use whatever trying to help people who do not help themselves. You cannot push anyone up a ladder unless he is willing to climb by himself.”
– Andrew Carnegie
Trivia
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- The abbreviation p.r.n. on a prescription means what?
- Which sea in the world has the highest concentration of salt?
- How many standard time zones are there in the world – 4, 14, 24?
- Which artist painted “The Last Supper”?
- Name the Wright brothers’ first successful aircraft.
▼ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! ▼
Your Weekly Horoscope
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Cancer winners with the luckiest number being 4.
This weeks edition is sponsored by:
Aries (March 21 - April 20)

Your vitality and self-confidence may seem very high. Enjoy physical activities and competitive games. You could be ready to meet any challenge that comes your way. Lucky Numbers: 4, 11, 31, 37, 43, 47.
Gemini (May 22 - June 21)

You seem to have a special magnetism and attraction. You might be feeling intensely loving in your relationships. Your personal need for affection may emerge very strongly. Lucky Numbers: 9, 17, 30, 38, 42, 49.
Taurus (April 21 - May 21)

Experience harmony with the people in your immediate environment. You may detect a sense of acceptance, rather than meet any resistance on issues. Lucky Numbers: 12, 16, 24, 28, 36, 48.
Cancer (June 22 - July 23)

An opportunity for a new romance or friendship could likely surface and may work out quite nicely. You may feel a strong need to express yourself through your emotions. Lucky Numbers: 4, 14, 24, 33, 43, 44.
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)

Your emotional need for closeness or a sense of belonging may be intense. Avoid any problems by giving more attention to your personal relationships. Lucky Numbers: 10, 16, 19, 21, 35, 40.
Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

When your perception of the motives of others is quite clear, you are more apt to make a decision or come to an agreement with a better understanding of the people involved. Lucky Numbers: 12, 15, 22, 25, 35, 45.
Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)

If your self-confidence and physical energy seem to be running high, you may be ready to undertake any project or challenge that confronts you, especially if it involves a competition. Lucky Numbers: 5, 7, 26, 30, 37, 41.
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

You may feel a positive flow in your marriage or any other close relationship. Spend more time with those who matter most by sharing your true feelings with them. Lucky Numbers: 1, 19, 24, 39, 44, 48.
Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

Opportunities for friendship and enjoyable social exchanges may occur this week. Your financial plan could go smoothly and material benefits are possible. Lucky Numbers: 2, 7, 9, 32, 47, 49.
Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

A goal you have been working toward could soon be met. If you are inclined to take risks, try not to be overly extravagant. Lucky Numbers: 4, 15, 23, 29, 36, 40.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

Your long-range goals or the direction of your life may be brought into focus. Your stronger sense of purpose should energize your efforts to get ahead. Lucky Numbers: 11, 21, 25, 31, 41, 45.
Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)

The appreciation you have for your home and a desire to make things more comfortable may be a top priority now. Enjoy your family and friends by treating them to something special. Lucky Numbers: 16, 18, 25, 36, 39, 46.
Did you Know?
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Gone fishing: Those who like to fish may know that a hackle fly is an artificial fly used to lure fish. A hackle fly has a ruffled tuft that looks feathery.
Lots of kids: English writer Charles Dickens was born in 1812 and lived to be 58-years-old. His full name was Charles John Huffam Dickens. He was married and had 10 children.
Dangerous: An avalanche is a large mass of snow that slides down a mountain or slope that can be caused by many things, including wind, warming temperatures and human activity, such as skiing. Avalanches can reach speeds of 90 kmph (60 mph).
Tasty morsels: Raw, thinly sliced seafood is known in the Japanese cuisine as sashimi. Chefs use a variety of different kinds of fish for this dish, which is served with soy sauce for dipping.
Blurry vision: If an optometrist tells someone they have astigmatism, it means that the curve of the cornea is abnormal, causing blurry vision. The condition is usually corrected with the use of eyeglasses or contact lenses.
On the Lighter Side
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Remember the good old days when a juvenile delinquent was a boy who played the saxophone too loud?
Teacher: “Veronica, you forgot the dot over the i.” Veronica: “I didn’t forget. It’s still in my pencil.”
Gossip: Words that go in one ear and in another.
Mother: “Jimmy, your face is clean, but how’d you get your hands so dirty?” Jimmy: “Washin’ my face.”
A slip of the foot may soon be recovered; but that of the tongue perhaps never.
Trivia answers:
- Take as needed
- The Dead Sea
- 24
- Leonardo da Vinci
- Wright Flyer
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Please note this issue was published sometime over the past 10 years. Jokes, Trivia, Stories and Quotes may be time specific or reference maybe made to events which are no longer relevant.
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