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Mar 16, 2026
Table of Contents
Everybody’s Talking | Quotable Quotes | Trivia | What’s Happening | Your Weekly Horoscope | Did You Know? | On the Lighter Side
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Vol. 3 No. 03:16 Mar 16th, 2026
Everybody’s Talking
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Quotable Quotes
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“Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value from it, you must have somebody to divide it with.”
Mark Twain
“I wish I could stand on a busy street corner, hat in hand and beg people to throw me all of their wasted hours.”
Bernard Berenson
Trivia
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- Which hardy perennial herb is a favourite of cats?
- What is the name of the US Navy’s aerobatic team?
- What does a pluviometer measure?
- What is the meaning of the medical abbreviation NYD?
- Louis Braille (1809-1852) who invented the Braille alphabet was also blind – T/F?
▼ Trivia answers at the bottom of the page! ▼
Your Weekly Horoscope
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Lucky numbers this week: This week’s odds favour Leo winners with the luckiest number being 14.
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Aries (March 21 - April 20)

You may need to alter the manner in which you show love and protection to those you care about. Lighten up a little and others will appreciate your help.
Lucky Numbers: 40, 41, 45, 46, 48, 49.
Gemini (May 22 - June 21)

You might need to reassess a relationship or contemplate your values and perspectives on partnership issues. Clear communication is key.
Lucky Numbers: 16, 17, 25, 26, 30, 33.
Taurus (April 21 - May 21)

Try to assert your own needs in order to communicate what you really want. Be sharp, decisive, articulate and ready for the challenge.
Lucky Numbers: 1, 6, 12, 23, 35, 38.
Cancer (June 22 - July 23)

You may want to learn some practical skills, organize your files and take care of business. Focus on those important issues at hand and you’ll reap the rewards later.
Lucky Numbers: 5, 14, 17, 18, 22, 37.
Leo (July 23 - Aug. 23)

You can appear dignified and friendly at the same time. Care must be taken to keep fairness and peace in a close intimate partnership or marriage.
Lucky Numbers: 14, 16, 18, 23, 24, 44.
Libra (Sept. 24 - Oct. 23)

When your mind is sharp and your responses are quick, good results may happen, especially when taking a test or doing any kind of intellectual or mental work.
Lucky Numbers: 20, 21, 24, 30, 40, 41.
Virgo (Aug. 24 - Sept. 23)

Your workload may leave less time for your personal life. You may find yourself making excuses to loved ones who wish to connect with you.
Lucky Numbers: 8, 12, 27, 29, 39, 45.
Scorpio (Oct. 24 - Nov. 22)

You may find that you can argue a good case, make a persuasive presentation or successfully challenge someone whose ideas do not agree with yours. Be kind to others.
Lucky Numbers: 15, 24, 26, 31, 41, 42.
Sagittarius Nov. 23 - Dec. 21)

You may seem to have an abundance of self-confidence and physical energy. This could make you feel bolder and much less dependent on the approval of others in terms of new projects you take on.
Lucky Numbers: 18, 23, 25, 27, 33, 35.
Aquarius (Jan. 21 - Feb. 19)

If you are feeling serious and realistic about your own love life, perhaps an attitude or a situation that has been impeding you can be adjusted or changed. Be positive.
Lucky Numbers: 12, 24, 27, 32, 38, 49.
Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 20)

You may likely be in tune with your deepest talents. Do things that are really meaningful to you, rather than those based more on social pressures.
Lucky Numbers: 3, 14, 22, 25, 38, 45.
Pisces (Feb. 20 - March 20)

Your agenda may seem fast paced with so much discussion going on. Try not to be so eager to get your ideas across. Listen to others in order to form strong alliances.
Lucky Numbers: 2, 3, 11, 20, 44, 47.
Did you Know?
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Voices only: If some vocalists get together to perform a song or two, but they don’t have any musical instruments for accompaniment, they are said to be singing “a cappella.”
Nutritious: Quinoa is the edible seed of a grain crop that is gluten-free and high in protein. It is cooked like rice. Quinoa originated in South America between 3,000 and 4,000 years ago.
Sharpen up! The Paul A. Johnson Pencil Sharpener Museum near Logan, Ohio (US) has an amazing display of 3,400 pencil sharpeners of all shapes and sizes, from Disney characters to old automobiles.
Lots of uses: Lemons are not only for eating. The acid in this versatile fruit can be used to dissolve tarnish and its juice can act as a deodorizer.
Team effort: It takes two generations of monarch butterflies to make the migration from Mexico to southern Canada. The first generation dies after laying eggs in the southern United States. The newly hatched insects continue the journey north.
Old art: The Ajanta Caves of Maharashtra, India, are designated as a World Heritage site. They contain Buddhist paintings and sculptures that date back to approximately 100 BC.
On the Lighter Side
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Sign in an optometrist’s office: If you don’t see what you’re looking for, you’re in the right place!
The only thing worse than hearing the alarm clock in the morning is not hearing it.
Timmy: “My uncle can play the piano by ear.”
Tommy: “That’s nothing. My uncle fiddles with his whiskers.”
Eclipse: What a gardener does to a hedge.
Middle age is having the choice of two temptations and choosing the one that will get you home earlier.
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